SUNDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2015

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE MUSLIMS GO HOME STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Trump’s Triumphs” E-dition, when The Blower said, “He’s Using People’s Political Correctness Against Them!” 

OUR NUMBER TWO MUSLIMS GO HOME STORY THIS WEEK was in our “How To Deal With Terrorists” E-dition, when The Blower offered “The Only Sensible Solution!”

AND OUR NUMBER THREE MUSLIMS GO HOME HOLIDAY STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, when The Blower showed you the “Media’s Marvelous Muslim Meltdown!”

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us:

Obama Addresses Terrorism, Asks Americans To Only Panic A Little, Please. What If FDR Had Said That In 1941?; Hillary: Campaign ‘Is Incredibly Demanding and Exhausting’; and Major Us Network Reporters Getting A Briefing At The White House.

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Last week, The Blower’s Judge Jeanine Video went viral on social media, and this week the White House says we’re at war with ISIS, but it appears that they are really at war with the one man who’s trying to protect us from ISIS— Jim Comey, the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who’s repeatedly at odds with those blatantly bogus narratives the Obama administration keeps shoving down our throats.

 THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO “TELL IT LIKE IT IS” AND NOT  CAVE IN TO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THE WAY LYING LIBERALS ALWAYS DO.

The Blower believes the next 331 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Stupidest Liberal Statement Award

Would surely go to Obama. today for hailing the Paris agreement on Climate Change, saying it marks ‘a turning point for the world’ due in part to “strong, principled American leadership.”

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Although The Blower has been battling against the Forces of Political Correctness for decades, “The Whistleblower War on Political Correctness” was only officially declared early this year on March 1 in our “The Week That Was” E-dition. Since then, it would appear that just about every Conservative has joined us, and Disingenuous DemocRATS and their willing accomplices in the Liberal News Media have even begun trying to defend it.   

Do You Think Some Folks Are Finally Catching On That All That Political Correctness Crap Is Destroying America?

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q: How does every Islamic joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.

Angry Andersonians

Thursday’s Trustees Meeting on December 17 should really be a lively meeting. Besides featuring a Celebrity Roast for “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, in recognition of his 48 years of outstanding public service to the community, where Fellow Trustee “Angry Andy” Pappas is scheduled to be the Roast Master, Anderson Township will be declared a “Mosque Free Zone,” while Jackson’s vote still counts. There’s also a chance that Andy might also officially announce he’d filed his papers to run for Hamilton County Commissioner against Disingenuous DemocRAT Odd Todd Opportune next year, as the Facebook photo clearly shows.

More About Northern Kentucky

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says everybody in the Commonwealth breathed a deep sigh of relief on Sunday when he actually made the cut for the main stage in Tuesday’s GOP presidential debate, CNN announced on Sunday.

Paul had risked being demoted to the undercard due to lackluster polling. The senator most recently scored 3% support among likely Iowa caucus-goers in a Des Moines Register/Bloomberg News poll released Saturday and 5% in a Fox News poll released early Sunday.

CNN required candidates to register 4% support in Iowa or 3.5 % nationally in order to qualify for the main debate. He would have needed 6% support in those new poll to reach the threshold.

In a related item, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says everybody in Ohio is also celebrating because Ohio Republican Governor also made the cut, for whatever good that’ll do.

 The Feck Stops Here

 Last week after that Husband-and-Wife Mass Murdering Muslim Terrorist Tandem killed all those people in California, The Blower wondered how long it would take our Feckless Fishwrappers to promote a politically correct rally for a group of local Muslims claiming “victim status” in Greater Cincinnati. Voila! Two days later, there was a well-orchestrated outpouring against Islamophobia. This week, the Idiotorial Board told readers “The truth about Cincinnati’s Muslims.” Then again, maybe they didn’t.

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers still appear to be continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”