SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 2015
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (SEPTEMBER 14), in our Official “Jewish New Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “Happy 5776, Everybody!”
In our “Rosh Hashanah Greetings” E-dition, At Least The Blower Didn’t Forget!
In our “DemocRAT Priorities For America” E-dition, The Blower said, “May the Gayness Be With You!”
And in Our “Conservative Campaign Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “There’s So Much Going on in Local Politics This Week.”
TUESDAY (SEPTEMBER 15), in our Special “Campaigning in Cincinnati” E-dition, The Blower said, “The world will little note nor long remember Obama’s speech!”
In our “Obama’s Race War on Police” E-dition, The Blower said, “Another White Police Officer Murdered!”
In our “Ridiculing Gay-Loving DemocRATS” E-dition, The Blower said: “It’s Because They So Richly Deserve It!”
Yesterday when The Blower published our Special “DemocRAT Priorities For America” E-dition, the number of page views for that one particular e-dition was the lowest we’d ever had for a single page. Maybe our Conservative Persons of Consequence just didn’t care about “DemocRAT Priorities For America” when they received their e-mail advisories. So this morning as an experiment, we’ll republish the same e-dition with a different headline, to see if that was a problem.
In our “Political Videos Matter” E-dition, The Blower showed you How Our Videos You See Are Chosen.
At today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane who was responsible for choosing the Whistleblower Video of the Day seen at the bottom of the Whistleblower-Newswire web page. “Many people are involved,” Kane explained. “Persons of Consequences who read The Blower send us a lot of the videos we use.”
The first was produced by Hollywood comedy legend David Zucker (“Airplane,” “Scary Movie,” “Naked Gun” films among many others) who wrote and produced this hilarious spoof on the disastrous Iran Nuclear Deal. In his trademark style, Zucker skewers the deal’s primary architects – President Obama, Hillary Clinton and John Kerry warns of the possible “Side Effects” that may result from the absurd agreement.
And in our “Audience Analysis” E-dition, The Blower showed how We’re Giving Our Readers What They Want!
WEDNESDAY (SEPTEMBER 16), in our Special “Republican Rumble” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Is Everybody Ready for Tonight?”
In our “Republican Reminders” E-dition, The Blower said, “In Case You’ve Forgotten What Tonight Is!”
And In our “Republican Rhetoric” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Still Not a Freaking Debate!”
THURSDAY (SEPTEMBER 17), in our Special “Republican Rehash” E-dition, The Blower said, “It Was Not Nearly As Much Fun As the First One!”
In our “Constitution Day” E-dition, The Blower said “Did The Fishwrap forget again?
In our “Man’s Best Friend” E-dition, The Blower said, “Is America Going to The Dogs?”
And in our “Cha-Ching in Cincinnati” E-dition, The Blower said, “We Told You This Was Going to Happen!”
FRIDAY (SEPTEMBER 18) in our “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, our Guest Editor was none other than Well-Known Master Debater Loquacious Tadwell, who says most people watched last night’s sounds bites on TV today so they didn’t have to spend three hours watching the “Not Really a Debate.”
In our “Trump Not Thumped” E-dition, The Blower said, “CNN’s Strategy Backfired!”
In our “Trump Talking” E-dition, The Blower said, Ohio Second District Republican Podiatrist/ Congressman “Bronze Star” Brad Wenstrup would be trying to glom on to some of that fabulous FREE publicity with his own hastily scheduled Trump-Style Town Hall Meeting Monday, September 21, from 6-7 PM at the Anderson Government Center where Angry Andersonians can ask all the Politically Incorrect Questions they can come up with over the weekend.
In our “Septemberfest” E-dition, The Blower said It’s Because The Blower Knows What Freaking Month It Is!
And in our “Septemberfesting in Cincinnati” E-dition, The Blower said, “Alcoholics Welcome!”
SATURDAY (SEPTEMBER 12) in Our Special “Inaccuracy in the Media” E-dition, The Blower showed you, “More Blatant Disregard for the Facts!”
In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Are Boehner and McConnell in the Crosshairs?”
In our “Watching Saturday Football” E-dition, The Blower said, “The Big Game is Almost On!”
And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!