SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2015

Your Whistleblower Week in Review    

MONDAY (AUGUST 31), in our Official “Politicians’ Right to Lie” E-dition, The Blower said, “There’s No Problem—the Voters Can Figure It Out!”

In our “Insulting Ohio” E-dition, The Blower said, “Obama Assassinated McKinley for a Second Time”

In our “Food for No Thought” E-dition, The Blower showed you “Another Brilliant Liberal Solution!”

And in Our “Conservative Consternation”E-dition, The Blower explained “Why Hamilton County Will Stay Blue!”

TUESDAY (SEPTEMBER 1), in our Special “Political Lying Season” E-dition, The Blower was “Calling all Fact Checkers!”

In our “Hillary’s Hardships” E-dition, The Blower reported “Public Event in Cincinnati Cancelled.”

In our “Voter Education” E-dition, The Blower showed you our “Focus on Anderson Township!”

And in “Public Masturbation Update” E-dition, The Blower showed you “Another “Sticky Subject” Report!”

WEDNESDAY (SEPTEMBER 2), in our Special “Political Predictions Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Sometimes It’s Almost Too Easy!”

In our “Weak GOP Leadership” E-dition, The Blower said, “The Republican Party Continues to Decline!

In our “Racial Disharmony Update” E-dition, The Blower showed you “More of What You Can Expect to See for the Next 506 More Days!”

And in our “More Commonwealth Comedy” E-dition, The Blower presented, “More Mirth in Morehead”

THURSDAY (SEPTEMBER 3), in our Special “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “Those Were the Good Old Days!”

In our “Crisis in Confidence” E-dition, The Blower said “Local Leadership Lacking!”

In our “Conservative Campaign Tips” E-dition, The Blower said, “Political Insiders, Please Note!”

In our “For the Feminists” E-dition, The Blower offered “A Big Hand For Our Little Ladies!”

And in our “World’s Biggest News Story Ever” E-dition, The Blower exclaimed, “Stop the Presses! It’s Real Breaking News!

FRIDAY (SEPTEMBER 4) in our “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, our Guest Editor was Jim Tom Trent, Mayor Elect of Morehead, Kentucky, who said he felt like the luckiest man on the face of the earth when Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis chose going to jail to demonstrate her religious  convictions by not issuing so–called “marriage licenses” to humping homos who came to Morehead for More Head, where our City’s Motto is “The More Head the Better.”

In our “Crisis in Confidence Update,” The Blower said, “Who Called the Movers?”

In our Special “More Homo Hype” E-dition, The Blower brought us, “Legalizing Sodomy in Kentucky!

And in our “Obstacle Course” E-dition, The Blower showed you “More Real Investigative Journalism!”

SATURDAY (SEPTEMBER 5) in Our Annual “Salute to Pollution” E-dition, The Blower said, “Trish the Dish says you can see the Fireworks in Kentucky, too! But Not On TV!”

In our “Police Lives Matter” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Supporting Our Local Police!” And we showed you something The Blower wishes we had written—Paul Harvey’s “Policeman.” It’s a tribute to the many police officers who risk their lives daily. We should never forget the first ones we call when we are in danger.

In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower was “Assessing The Kim Davis Reaction!

In our “Labor Day Jobs Report” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Still Waiting For The Recovery!”

And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”

If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!