Daily Archives: August 24, 2015

Special “Thanks An $811 Billion, China!” E-dition

HEADER- AUGUST 25 STOCK MARKET

TUESDAY, AUGUST 25, 2015       

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image006image004Yesterday morning I told you if didn’t like what happened to your retirement account on Friday (when stocks were clobbered on Wall Street in a brutal finish to the worst week in the market in four years, the Dow Jones closing down 530 points, the ninth-biggest point decline in its history), you’ll probably really hate hearing what happened when the Market opened Monday Morning and U.S. equity markets sustained heavy losses at the start of trading as global-growth fears slammed traders across the world as the Great Fall of China sank U.S. Stocks. Whistleblower Senior Business Editor Merrill Forbes

image006By Monday’s closing time, U.S. equity markets capped a tumultuous trading day, which began with a 1,089-point plunge on the Dow, solidly in negative territory. At the closing bell, the Dow Jones Industrial image007Average wiped out 584 points (3.55%), the S&P 500 dropped 77 points (3.93%), while the Nasdaq plunged 179 points (3.82%). —Fox Business News  

image006China is taking our jobs, they’re taking our money. Be careful, they [China] will bring us down. —Republican Front Running 2016 Presidential Candidate Donald Trump

image006Meanwhile at The Whistleblower Newswire, we were busy trying to figure out what words we needed to use to describe the current carnage. —Whistleblower Copy Editors  

image006We couldn’t decide if it was a “Collapse,” a “Crash,” or just a “Decline.” E. F. Hutton & Co.

image006We couldn’t tell if the Market was in a “Decrease,” was it image009“Descending,” or was Monday’s dip a really “Deep Dive?” Paine Webber & Company

image006We were wondering if we should call it a “Drop,” a “Fall,” or was it a “Nose Dive?” Goldman Sachs

image006Could be we say it’s a “Plunge,” is it “Sinking,” “Skidding,” or is all of this just a “Temporary Tumble.” —Dean Witter Co.

image006How about just calling it a “Monday Morning Market Meltdown?” —Charles Schwab

image006We told people not to “Panic” because it was only a “Plummet!” —Edward Jones

image006I think the proper technical and professional word to word to describe Monday’s carnage is “FUGLY.” Joseph W. Peters, UBS Financial Services Inc.

image006Monday was really no BFD, because fresh off his 17-day vacation, with the Dow Dropping, Obama received the Presidential Daily Briefing at 10:30 AM, had lunch with Joe Biden at 12:30 PM, and departed the White House at 2:40 PM to hop on Air Force One and fly to Las Vegas for a fund-raiser for the Nevada State DemocRAT Party at a private residence in Henderson, Nevada. —White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest

image006Because neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night would ever stay Obama from the swift completion of his appointed fund-raising rounds. —Late Night TV Comedians 

image006Do you think we should take a poll to see how people think Obama’s doing his job during a “Barack Market?” —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen

image006So how could we make sure the Stock Market doesn’t do the same thing tomorrow? Don’t open it! —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

Your Whistleblower Vocabulary Word for Today is “Liquidity.”
That’s when you look at your investments and you wet your pants.image003image001