Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Accomplishment in Anderson
Christmas came early at the Whistleblower Newswire’s offices Monday night, and the entire staff stayed up all night to put out a special edition to revel about that e-mail in the spirit of open communication we received from the Forrest Gump School Board saying The Board wanted to keep us informed of recent developments within the district, and advised simply that Scandal-plagued Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson would be “stepping aside as superintendent.” Not mentioned in any so-called news coverage we’ve seen is the amount of that humongous buyout agreement the Board agreed to pay. No wonder “Smiling Dallas” is still smiling. [READ MORE HERE]
Give a Thug a Hug
Tuesday, The Blower updated Sunday’s Number Three Baltimoron Race Riot Story of the Week (when the Politically Correct Police officially declared the word “Thug” a racist term, even after the Black Baltimoron Mayor apologized for using the “T-word” and a Racist Black Baltimoron Clown-cilman claimed when Obama called Rioters And Looters “Thugs,” it was the same as calling them “Niggers.”) and offered some alternatives for the “THUG Word” that Political Correctness Fanatics had not yet officially banned. [READ MORE HERE]
Local Liberal Liars
Sunday’s Liberal Liars Award also went to Cincinnati’s Black City Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell (nicknamed “The Ghost” at CPD), who appeared on CNN’s “Newsroom” program less than 24 hours after about all of 300 people gathered outside the Hamilton County Courthouse for Thursday’s media-orchestrated #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap protest in Downtown Cincinnati so The Fishwrap could call it a “REBELLION.” Blackwell said, “The nation is speaking very loudly to us for us to change,” which was exactly the slanted quote CNN was looking for to support their Liberal narrative.
Did Cincinnati’s Best Police Chief Since Disgraced Former Fourteen Star Police Chief James Craig left for Detroit fail to mention that the CPD is months behind clearing citizen complaints about Cincinnati police officers? All the cases have been completed by the Internal Investigations Section and submitted on time however, most of the investigative reports still await final approval as they sit in a stack on The Ghost’s desk awaiting final approval.
WTF…our new 14-star general can’t be a national celebrity, expert on community relations, take credit for quelling the 2001 race riots here in Cincinnati when he was working in Columbus, and be expected to get his work done all at the same time! Something has to wait on the back burner so it might as well be his current duties as police chief here in the Queen City.
In a related item, Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says today’s Local Liberal Liar Award should go to Ryan Messer is president of the Over-the-Rhine Community Council, who’s trying to claim the image of the Killing Fields in Over the Rhine isn’t what really matters, since “We must create the expectation that everyone is entitled to a healthy, productive life, and we must create the processes to ensure that outcome,” whatever the hell that claptrap is supposed to mean.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN
says on this day in 1937, the German airship Hindenburg, the largest dirigible ever built, exploded as it arrived in Lakehurst, New Jersey. Thirty-six people died in the fiery accident that has since become iconic, in part because of the live radio broadcast of the disaster. That’s where the expression “Oh, the humanity!” came from when radio reporter Herbert “Herb” Morrison described the disaster. [WATCH IT HERE]
Tuesday, Cincinnati Bell’s HispanoFilipino employees in Manila were celebrating “Cinco de Mayo” while they’re mislabeling all communications from The Blower’s computer as “El Spamo.” On Wednesday it was are the usual all-American pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, sugar, and sodium nitrite as a preservative.
The e-mail from Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP reminding everybody to vote in Tuesday’s 2015 Primary Election arrived Tuesday at 5:20 PM. At least the polls in Cheviot, Harrison, Norwood, and Sharonville were still open at that time.
Bluegrass Bravissimos
Still nursing a hangover after last night’s big Cinco de Mayo celebration on Mainstrasse, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo was surprised to learn that back in 1912, mayonnaise was manufactured in England.
In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. It would’ve been the largest single shipment of Hellmann’s ever delivered to Mexico. But as we all know, the ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. People of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, were disconsolate at the loss.
Their anguish was so great, they declared a National Day of Mourning which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5. It is known….of course….as Dey Sinko de Mayo.
The CamBoozler has always been fighting to get space for his Northern Kentucky stories, even 24 Years Ago This Week (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town), and Edition #49 came out on May 7, 1991 featuring his “Bluegrass Holler” column with the latest goings-on in Covington and Newport. To See the entire Edition #49, CLICK HERE
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Nathan “Cornbread” Smith.
PLAGIARISM COUNT: Unattributed material was pilfered from only one websites for the production of today’s Blower. (This time we only plagiarized ourselves!)
BANNED THUG WORD HOT LINE
e-mail your acceptable alternatives today.
Some racial healing items in today’s Blower were sent in by our racial healing subscribers.
WHISTLEBLOWER LINK OF THE DAY
You Can’t Trust Hillary
(Sent in by Faux Facebook Friend Brad Beckett [351 Friends, 60 Mutual Friends, including Tom Brinkman and Little Stevie Driehaus]
Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.
