Daily Archives: April 26, 2015

Special “Anderson Anguish” E-dition

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Sunday, April 26, 2015

How Much More Evidence Will Be Found?

image005 - CopyThe Countdown Clock at the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower web page continues to click off the hours, minutes, and seconds until 7 PM on Monday.

Over-taxed payers carrying torches and pitchforks are expected to arrive early to demand the resignation of Scandal-plagued Forrest Gump Schools Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson, whose illegally orchestrated campaign for last year’s Humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam caused such a large increase in their property taxes.

image006The largest crowd ever to see a Forrest Gump School Board Meeting will be waiting for Board Members (Forest Heis, M.D.; Randy Smith; Jim Frooman; Julie Bissinger; and Tony Hemmelgarn) finally to emerge from executive hiding and attempt to cover their asses for hiring “Smiling Dallas” Jackson in the first place.

Duke Energy reported several brownouts in Anderson Township all last week. Power company investigators traced the problem to the Forest Hills superintendent’s office. “Smiling Dallas” had been asked to use only one paper shredder at a time. Heavy computer use was also noted, primarily e-mail and file deleting (looks like destruction of public documents may have to be investigated.)

image007There was also noted frantic resume-writing and large numbers of job applications being submitted by his servants in adjacent offices. They’re concerned that the school Board might actually retain the superintendent, based on the Board’s history of cover-ups and disregard for the truth.

The school Board has been right about one thing, however:  Employee morale needs a lot of help. The Board’s actions seem to indicate that their solution could be to double down on keeping Jackson so all the employees would have to leave and take the problem with them.

Wrong problem, wrong solution!

More Un-shredded News Later

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