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Wednesday, April 8, 2015

As Promised, More Slut News

In Tuesday’s Special “Immorality Update” E-dition, The Blower was really gloating after A&E TV cancelled its vile-and-disgusting “Sluts in the Suburbs” Reality Show after only two episodes. [READ MORE HERE] We were just doing our job, cleaning up the community one slut at a time!

Maybe now Phil Burr-ass’ Citizens for Community Values can refocus on Sibcy Cline’s ongoing support of the Flynt Brothers’ pornography and dildo shops. But if CCV really wants to have some fun, they could promote passage of a Homophobic Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) in Ohio that protects people who live their daily lives according to their faith against government discrimination, like Governor Mike Pence signed in Indiana.

STUPID LIBERAL LIAR UPDATE: According to the NY Post, disgraced news anchor Brian Williams couldn’t bring himself to admit he lied about coming under fire on a chopper in Iraq — so he instead wondered aloud if he had a brain tumor, a new report claims. Several NBC News insiders told Vanity Fair that the fact-challenged Williams — who was suspended without pay for six months from his “Nightly News” gig — had trouble explaining what had happened. The explanation, though, needs to be something really big that’s sure to evoke lots of sympathy because it’s rumored there are untold other events in Brian’s past recollections that are on tape and those tapes are being reviewed by a whole roon ful of fact checkers.

TWENTY-FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY, when Edition #45 was published on April 9, 1991, our our Top Ten List was how to ease the overcrowding at the Hamilton County Jail, Ken CamBoo’s “Bluegrass Holler” said the Nude Dancing Ban in Newport was no joke, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained why Cincinnati had been selected for the “America’s Funniest People” auditions. [YOU CAN READ THAT ENTIRE EDITION HERE]

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1974, “Hammering Hank” Aaron of the Atlanta Braves broke Babe Ruth’s legendary record of 714 home runs, but we see him actually tying the Babe’s record on April 4 of that year when he homered off Reds pitcher Jack Billingham on Opening Day.

MORE HYPE THAN HOPE: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall says Monday on Opening Day, Bryan Price’s overpaid Reds hitters got five whole hits and with their first win, the Reds actually wound up tied for first place, with only 161 more games to go. Joey Votto says, “Is America a great country or what? It’s hard to believe how much I pay in taxes on that $45,000 I get every time I come to the plate.”  

TAILGATE TROUBLEMAKER TINO DELGATO says Mahogany’s restaurant was full of patrons for Opening Day. Oh wait, it was under new ownership with a new name (Holy Grail) and served great pizza. Amazingly, it was opened without a $600K grant or $300K loan. Go Figure!!!

IN ANDERSON, residents on Grand Oak are wondering where Aroldis Chapman is living this year, especially after the Reds reliever and his family trashed that upscale house they rented last year. 

ALSO IN ANDERSON, the Anderson Township Park Board (ATPB) is holding a “special secret meeting” on Wednesday, April 8 at 6:00pm to discuss the following items: Results of their so-called “community survey,” Undefined “capital projects,” Funding level options for the proposed tax levy, and, Acquisition of land.

It seems that the township has lost representative government to a three-way dictatorship.  Did you see the Forest Hills Urinal article on the new cooperation between the township, school district, and park district?  Are they planning open admission to the secret meetings/executive sessions for discussion of purchasing property? That would be required if much more were being discussed that would not be protected by the Sunshine Law like property swaps, relocation of facilities, development plans, spending of tax dollars on more than property, etc. – things the public needs to know and should know about.  Could they even be discussing their own re-election strategies? Anything goes behind those closed doors when principles get checked at the door.

MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Sir Walter Scott’s “Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive!”

IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says now that Kentucky Senator Rand Paul has finally officially announced he’s running for president, The Blower bets The Rand Man is really glad he posed for that picture with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane at the Clermont County Republican Club’s Lincoln Reagan Uible Day Dinner in February.

RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: When Black Kentucky Basketball Player Andrew Harrison called White Wisconsin Basketball Player Frank Kaminsky a “Nigger” after Kentucky’s Saturday night loss, was it the Liberals’ Disgraceful Double Standard that kept Obama’s Racebaiter #1 Al Sharpton, PMSNBC, and the rest of the drive-by media from going ballistic with wall-to-wall 24/7 coverage of this latest Racist Crisis? Meanwhile, that little Riot in Lexington after Kentucky’s loss is still beng explained away as just a part of UK’s long destructive Liberal Sports Tradition.

TODAY WE’RE CHECKING to see when “Tax Freedom Day” arrives in the Tri-State this year, marking the date residents of each state has earned enough money to pay off its total tax bill for the year. Tax Freedom Day arrives in Kentucky on April 11, Ohio on April 18, and in Indiana on April 18. The Cincinnati TEA Party is holding a so-called “A so-called “Tax Day” Fund-raiser on April 15 at the Sharonville Convention Center, but don’t try to deduct the $15 admission fee on your Income Taxes. 

YESTERDAY AT THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about last week when Diversity Enforcers in the Gay Gestapo attacked under Memories Pizza false pretenses, which was flooded with an outpouring of support from people who think people have the right to run their business the way they choose, and Liberal Heads exploded when donations for Memories Pizza topped a mere $842,592. 

“I don’t understand it,” Kane explained. “The Blower always discriminates against everyone on the basis of race, creed, color, and sexual perversions. And you should see some of the things those Bloggers in their Mothers Basements say about us. So where’s our $842,592?”

Meanwhile, let’s all watch April Birthday Boy Adolph Hitler’s reaction when he’s denied his Gay Wedding Cake.

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Larcenous Lobbyist Chippy Gearhardt.

  SO LONG SLUTS HOTLINE 

 

Some Slutty items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Slutty subscribers.  

Whistleblower Video of the Day

Judge Jeanine Pirro – Opening Statement – Obama Iran Deal

(Sent in by Faux Facebook Friend Duffy “The Slut Slayer” Beischel [303 Friends, 40 Mutual Friends], who says “Opening Day in Cincinnati is a holiday. No one should have to work. You should be at the game or in a bar watching the game.”

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