Daily Archives: March 18, 2015

Special “Remembering Shock and Awe” E-dition

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Thursday, March 19, 2015

It Looks Like Bibi is Using the Same Strategy on Obama Today

            image005 - CopyHurley the Historian says on this date in 2003, the War in Iraq began with a shock-and-awe pyrotechnic display over Baghdad, and Defeatist DemocRATS in Congress immediately said the war had gone on too long and the response on the U.S. military was “disproportionate,” whatever in the hell that means.

Today, the whole world is watching Obama trying to wipe the egg off his face, and the White House still won’t congratulate Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who defied the mainstream media and the Obama administration with a stunning, come-from-behind victory in Israel’s elections on Tuesday.

But the real loser was Barrack Hussein Obama, who threw his personal prestige, and that of his office, into undermining and defeating Prime Minister Netanyahu. Acolytes of the president were thronging to an electioneering operation called V15 in the hopes of delivering the premiership to anyone but the leader of the Likud. Obama gave Netanyahu the cold shoulder when the prime minister came to town to address a joint meeting of Congress. He belittled the speech. Obama’s aides used gutter language to describe Netanyahu never before used by an American presidency in respect of a foreign ally. But when the exit polling came in, Netanyahu made a fool of the pollsters and gained a new mandate. Maybe Bibi should call Obama and thank him for all his help, because The Blower is still not sure Israeli voters were voting for Netanyahu or against Obama. One thing’s for sure, Obama’s bid to beat Bibi backfired!

image008 - CopyIn a related item, today’s Liberal Liar Award goes to Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry, who, according to Reuters, refused to address the Netanyahu’s victory when asked about the elections by reporters in Lausanne, Switzerland, where he is caving in on a deal on Iran’s nuclear program. UPDATE: White House says John Kerry called to congratulate Netanyahu, so Obama wouldn’t have to.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Tom Cotton’s “I think it’s simply a statement of fact that there’s not going to be a Palestinian state.” The Republican Arkansas Senator orchestrated a letter signed by 46 of his Republican colleagues aimed at thwarting Obama’s surrender to Tehran.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if Real Republicans could use that same shock-and-awe strategy to attack Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS until the 2016 elections in only 600 more days?  Do you think any of our Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, would notice the difference?


(You Only Read About in The Blower)

         image009 - CopyCincinnati city manager Harry Black and his good friend, the deadbeat Liz Rogers, of Mahogany’s restaurant of ill-repute, have entered into a cozy deal whereby Black is single-handedly forgiving her outstanding city loans for a mere $800 bucks a month for ten years.  If you guess she won’t even pay that, you are correct.

Further, Black is enabling financing for her new deadbeat venture with a food truck.  Of course, Liz won’t pay any bills on that venture, either.

Why is Harry Black, who has been in Cincinnati just six months, so eager to give away city money to the bum Liz Rogers?   Further, why is mayor John Cranley tacitly behind this terrible deal?

Citizens are now calling city clown-cil members offices, asking if they could stop paying city taxes. 


The County Is a Mess Too

         image011 - CopyAnd why did Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters call a press conference with inept coroner Lakshmi Sammarco standing behind him?

Is this the caper she eagerly plays to get that huge new coroner space she’s been whining about?  She already compromised her position back in 2011 by delaying a cause of death decision for ten months before coming up with a bogus “Undetermined” decision in the death of 18-year-old student Everett Howard after the infamous UC tasering incident.  Strange she couldn’t determine he had a heart attack hours after being tasered by UC security people.

Lakshmi Sammarco is once again proving what a total shill she is.  Maybe she should now hang out the with equally unqualified Brown County, Ohio female coroner. [WATCH CHANNEL 19’S VIDEO REPORT HERE]


More Insightful Analysis

image013Locally, was anybody really shocked or awed when Cincinnati City Mangler Harry Black announced Cincinnati over-taxed payers will be forgiving nearly two-thirds of the $300,000 loan they gave Larcenous Liz Rogers to open her failed Mahogany’s restaurant? With an $800 a month payment plan, if Rogers makes regular payments, it will only take her nearly 10½ years to pay that amount? Any bets on that? And Whistleblower Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray says just wait till you hear where our Deadbeat DemocRAT Desperado is getting the money to start her two new businesses—an ice company called Creamalicious and a food truck called Mahogany’s Wing Champs. Troubled Over-Taxed Payer Tino Delgato wonders who to call to get two-thirds of his taxes reduced.

Tino also says if the City is worried about the total cost of operating the Street Car, Real Business People would have known the total cost of installation AND operation prior to going forward. Real Business People would have known about a business plan and pilot program (a test trolley on tires).  But very rarely do Real Business People run for clown-cil. Instead we get librarians and lawyers. Go Figure!!!

Over at The Fishwrap, Chrissie Thompson says they couldn’t find Cincinnati Clown-cilman P.G. Sitt-n-Spin’s required campaign finance disclosure until six months after it was due. Maybe somebody should’ve looked under the name Rich Heiress Boy Alexander Paul George Sittenfeld. Do you think the upcoming investigation will come up during Sitt-in-Spin’s joke U.S. Senate Primary campaign? 

Equally as ridiculous, Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP is tweeted his own time-wasting NCAA Bracket Challenge, where the winner gets a FREE lunch, probably not at the Liz Roger’s Mahogany Wing Champs Food Truck, which may not still be open when the tournament’s over. 

image015Meanwhile, Our Muckraker says producers at A & E sent a thank you note to Phil Burr-ass at Citizens for Community Values for all of his help promoting their new “Sluts in the Suburbs” reality TV series, which premiers on Sunday, March 22 at 10:00 pm. Our Good Friend Joe Braun at Straus Troy says his favorite client Patty Brisben at Dildo World is hoping to sponsor the entire program. 

image007OUR ANGRY ANDERSONIAN says you know when government entities start conducting surveys, they want to increase your taxes.

It looks like the park board wants to buy Beech Acres and the gym from the Beech Acres organization. They also want to build a new huge gym in the process.

image016All this is going to cost over-taxed payers more than $20 MILLION DOLLARS! They also want the voters to approve this levy for TWENTY YEARS! The interest on the bonds to buy and build is going to be huge. By the way, they make the amount of money look low using the so-called “typical” $100,000 house. Most people in Anderson have houses that are far higher in value so make sure you multiple their amount by 2 to 5 times or more because that is what you are really going to be paying. 

Now, this isn’t all the taxes coming our way. Hamilton County Park District will also be putting a levy on the ballot soon. And don’t forget, soon the Anderson Park District has to renew their current operating levy. So in the course of a few years, there could be THREE PARK LEVIES on the ballot. This is going to really hammer the taxpayer and chase more families out of Anderson and out of Hamilton County.

Take the Anderson Township Park District Survey HERE and make it clear that you do not want any more taxes. Tell them to live within their means. While you are at it, call the Anderson Township Trustees and tell them it is time to replace the park board with fiscally responsible citizens who know how to live within their means.

image007image017IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, Bluegrass Bureau Chief says one of his Snitches sent in one of the greatest Saint Patrick’s Day jokes ever:

          An Irish guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”

And the guy replies, “If you weren’t such a presumptuous bitch, you’d realize I was talking to the sheep.”

image007FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were congratulating Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane on another accurate fearless forecast: this one predicting Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu would defy the mainstream media and the Obama administration with a stunning, come-from-behind victory in Israel’s elections on Tuesday.

image019“Most Persons of Consequence who subscribe to The Blower were really impressed with our updates and coverage,” Kane explained, “except those unfortunate enough to be Fuse.net customers who didn’t receive any of our media advisories yesterday, since the fuse.net server is suddenly labeling everything sent from our computer to fuse.net customers spam, and every time we sent out a media advisory, Fuse.net sent us 4,382 bounced messages, including the one to Andy Pappas.”  Way to go, Cincinnati Bell!


Today’s Seediest Kid of All Is

          image021“Little Greggie” Delev, an unhappy 14-year-old Anderson Township second-grader who was never chosen for anything important, no matter how much he sucked up to everybody at school. His teacher wouldn’t let him clean the erasers. Class officers wouldn’t support him for hall monitor. The principal wouldn’t sign his petition for safety patrol. And the coach wouldn’t even let him dress up in a gerbil suit to be the team mascot.

So the Seediest Kids of All (not affiliated with the Failed United Way) called Anderson Township Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, who got “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman to arrange an honor truly befitting “Little Greggie’s” talents and abilities, to be honorary bagholder at the Annual Anderson Township Bulgarian-American Snipe Hunt. Felonious Fund-raiser Dickie Weiland tried to get support from his sleazy lobbyist friends in Columbus, “Maudlin Mike” Allen offered his meaningless endorsement, Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney showed up at one of “Little Greggie’s” press conference and called him an asshole, and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane promised never to hold him up to public ridicule.

The Delev family is grateful to the Seediest Kids of All for helping “Little Greggie” reach his true potential holding the bag, but it’s really you they have to thank, because it’s your liberal guilt giving throughout the year which makes it all possible. 



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Shock & Awe Bombing Of Baghdad

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