Tuesday, March 10, 2014
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
Everybody’s getting ready to celebrate “Political Backstabbers Day” Sunday on the Ides of March to commemorate that historic date in 44 BCE when Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed Roman Emperor Julius Caesar in the back, the front, and just about every other place on his body. —Hurley the Historian
Will The Blower be calling me a Backstabber every day for the next the next 681 days during the Dark Ages of My Second Term, unless I decide to run for a third term or get my half-black ass impeached in the meantime?—Emperor Obama
I’ve already agreed once again to be Grand Marshal at the Backstabbers Day Parade on March 15, where I’ll be leading Clowncilman Flynn Flam and the rest of the Streetcar Six along the route of the Trolley Folly. —Cincinnati Vice Mayor David Mann
Would I be nominated just because I’ve never explained exactly how my office came up with its so-called Fair Property Values for your Jacked-Up Property Taxes that you were forced to pay on Ground Hog’s Day? —Hamilton County’s Double-Dipping Disingenuous Auditor, Whose Campaign Billboard is Still Up at Vine and Liberty in Over-The-Rhine
Chippy Gerhardt says everybody in the Anderson Township Republican Club is a backstabber. —Disgraced Former State Rep-tile Peter $tautberg, recently named by Ohio Governor Kasich-Taylor to fill a vacancy on the Ohio 1st District Court of Appeals.
You can tell John Boehner’s a Backstabber by how much blood he has on his hand, after he told House Republicans “We All Need To Be Team Players And Support Each Other.”—Photo Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper
All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, also stabbed us in the back. —American Over-Taxed Payers
Every member of the Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Me (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) is a backstabber. —Eric “Call Me Crazy,” Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Won’t They Let Me Practice Law Again, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters
Everybody’s wondering why I’m having an Ides of March Party on Sunday, instead of my customary more traditional St. Patrick’s Day Party on Tuesday. And don’t forget, all of you Bluegrass Backstabbers, this year, it’s BYOK (Bring Your Own Knives). —Miss Vicki
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