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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

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Today’s Stupid Liberal Liars Award

image006image004Cincinnati’s own VA Secretary Robert McDonald would never doubt Obama’s patriotism, because the former P&G CEO just got caught lying about serving in the Army’s Special Forces. But what else would you expect in the Devolution of America during the next 694 days of the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless he’s impeached? But this isn’t the first time McDonald told that lie. Didn’t Cincy Ragazine’s Peter Bronson report Mcdonald claimed he’d served as a captain in the 82nd Airborne “and trained in jungle, arctic and desert warfare AS an Army Ranger.[READ MORE HERE]

          Maybe NBC just found a replacement for Lyin’ Brian Williams.

Dishonorable mentions go to Dishonest DemocRAT Bluegrass Governor Steve BeSheared, who said, “if Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he would be re-registering as a DemocRAT,” and NARAL’s Ilyse Hogue, who claimed, “Abortion is about Freedom and Equality.”

And you have to wonder if any of this will EVER get through to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.

image006image027IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Kentucky’s U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bitch McConnell still hasn’t demonstrated the courage to kill the Senate’s Filibuster Rule that is keeping Conservatives from defeating Obama’s Amnesty before this week’s deadline, but he is trying wimp out by moving the immigration issue onto a separate bill that may create a path for the DHS funding bill to go through.

Dishonest DemocRATS say Republicans are playing a dangerous game with our nation’s security. If the GOP doesn’t step back from its threats, the Department of Homeland Security will run out of funds FRIDAY. They want everybody to tell Republicans to stop playing games with our nation’s safety and send them 100,000 signatures before Thursday, along with a nice contribution to the Disingenuous DemocRATS, of course.

image006image005WHISTLEBLOWER POLLSTER RON RASMUSSEN says U.S. voters overwhelmingly say they love this country, but one-out-of-three doesn’t believe President Obama feels that way. 35% of Likely U.S. Voters agree with this statement made last week America’s Mayor Rudy Giuliani – “I do not believe that the president loves America, and another 14% are not sure. That makes 49% who won’t say Obama loves America.  Meanwhile, Rudy, on Obama’s Iran Negotiations, says “It’s like playing poker with a guy who cheated you twice. Who does that? A moron.”

image006HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1964 Bluegrass Butterfly Cassius Clay stung like a bee when he knocked out Sonny Liston to become the world heavyweight boxing champ. So what if Cassius changed his name to Muhammad Ali. At least it wasn’t Barack Hussein.

image006PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: How old does a person have to be to get one of those Secret Senior Citizen Discounts from Rumpke? Call the Geezer Garbage Department at (513) 742-2900.

image006image006TWENTY-FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY, when Edition #39 (published on February 26, 1991) of the original printed edition of The Whistleblower (not the Newswire) was delivered to Persons of Consequence all over town, Ken Blackwell provided his exclusive report from the Human Rights Conference about Iraqi atrocities. [YOU CAN READ THAT ENTIRE EDITION HERE]

image006MUSLIM SYMPATHIZER AWAN AFUQYA says LA Fitness is being sued in Oakley because an American Muslim and former college basketball star called Mohammed Fall, who regularly worked out at the Oakley LA Fitness was told by gym workers he no longer was allowed to behead people in the locker room, a lawsuit filed by Mohammed’s attorney Tim Burka alleged.

image006image007IN TODAY’S RACIAL HEALING MOMENT, Wrong State University President David Hopkins was not telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth with his so-called “apology” for that offensive Black History Month Menu that forgot to include chitlins on the sign that included chicken, mashed potatoes, collard greens and cornbread under a picture of Martin Luther King Jr. and other famous black figures. The Blower says somebody ought to check out those discriminators at Chartwells Higher Education Dining Services providing food service at that school. Plus, Deadbeat Black Affirmative Action Mahogany’s Owner Liz Rogers 9who still owes over-taxed payers $283,869) says Fried Chicken and Collard Greens are NOT Official #If Black Lives Really Mattered History Month food.

Also, three years after poor misunderstood yoof Trayvon Martin was fatally shot by George Zimmerman in Sanford, Florida setting off a national debate on race and gun laws, Obama’s Department of Justice announced Monday it had concluded that there is NOT enough evidence to bring civil rights charges in the case. Obama Black Racist Attorney General Eric Holder called the case “a devastating tragedy,” in a press release.

image006image009IN HAMILTON COUNTY: Distraught DemocRAT Commissioner Odd Todd Opportune can’t stop whining after Republican State Rep-Tile “Taxkiller Tom” Brinkman began taking total credit for killing that controversial Eastern Corridor Transportation Project that has been wasting money and going nowhere for the past 30 years. Now if only Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP had a candidate to run against Odd Todd. “Finding good people” doesn’t appear to be one of Old Blueface’s strong points, like a front-running Republican 2016 presidential candidate for the Party’s Annual Lincoln-Reagan Day Dinner, which is why the Anderson Township Republican Club has asked Anderson Trustee Andrew Pappas to go ahead with his plans for the upcoming Lincoln-Reagan-“In Russ We Trust” Jackson Day Dinner at the Anderson Government Center.

image006MEANWHILE IN CLERMONT COUNTY, some of the Cronies have still not received those pictures they paid all that money to have taken of themselves with Kentucky Senator Rand Paul at the Clermont County Republican Club’s Lincoln Reagan Uible Day Dinner last week, which is strange, because these pictures of Charles Foster Kane appeared days ago in The Blower showing our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher with Clermont County’s next sheriff, being begged for The Blower’s endorsement by a second-tier 2016 Presidential wannabe, and posing in a homoerotic photograph with an Ohio Supreme Court Candidate.

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image006image011AT THE FORREST GUMP SCHOOL DISTRICT: The recent school board “brainstorming” session concluded that they want to work on employee morale.  No kidding. Even though teachers ranked improved facilities as the number one priority in the district in a survey taken last fall, teacher morale has not gotten better.  Why should it?  Teachers were not given the choice to rank what bugs them the most – the superintendent, “Smiling Dallas” Jackson. However, the board did list “succession planning” as a priority.  More directly stated that means, “We need to replace the superintendent.”

It won’t be that soon.  For one, he is in the middle of the pricey, unwarranted long-term contract extension they gave him.  For another, they need him to perform one more time the primary task for which he was hired – pass ANOTHER tax levy. “Working towards a positive fund balance in 2019” is school board language for “we need another tax increase soon.”  Even though they just got one.

Morale isn’t great for Forest Hills over taxed payers either.  But they can take control of that.  It is an election year for two board seats.  Time to start “succession planning.”  Replace this braindead-storming school board with some straight-thinking straight talkers who will cut out the waste of money and talent in the school district.

image006STATUS IN THE SUBURBS: is getting a guy with a snow plow to scrape your driveway completely clear each snowfall before the last snowflake has fallen and seeing your neighbor spinning his wheels trying to get up his drive.

image006FINALLY AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane why Obama vetoed legislation authorizing construction of the Keystone XL pipeline, rebuffing the new Republican Congress amid a furious battle over Homeland Security funding. “Maybe it’s because Obama hates America,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained. Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting for Right Wing Endorsements” Portman wants you to sign his petition to demand the Keystone XL Pipeline.

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image016PLAGIARISM COUNT: Unattributed material was pilfered from only one websites for the production of today’s Blower. (This time we only plagiarized ourselves!)

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