Sunday, November 30, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE ORCHESTRATING THE OBAMA HELTER-SKELTER-RIOTS STORY THIS WEEK was giving Federal, state and local law enforcement authorities more than three months to prepare for violence that would surely follow the announcement of the grand jury decision, along with allowing Obama Supporters in the Press to hype the controversy endlessly so everyone would know trouble would be brewing. Then in spite of all that time to prepare, very nothing was really done to violence from happening.- OUR NUMBER TWO ORCHESTRATING THE OBAMA HELTER-SKELTER-RIOTS STORY THIS WEEK was when someone made the decision to make the public announcement about the grand jury decision in the evening. Everybody involved in law enforcement knows crowd control is much more difficult after dark. This also made sure a maximum number of looters and protesters would be able to be involved in the violence.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE ORCHESTRATING THE OBAMA HELTER-SKELTER-RIOTS STORY THIS WEEK was when the announcement of the grand jury decision was perfectly timed to provide the largest possible number of prime-time viewers for our Obama Supporters in the Press.
- MONDAY in our Special “Special “Why We’re Thankful” E-dition” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Celebrating Only Two More Years of the Obama Administration!”
Another Reason to Give Thanks Every Day
It’s beginning to look a lot like Thanksgiving,
Ev’rywhere you go;
Visit your Kroger store,
They’ve got turkeys and beer and more,
Think of all your money you could blow.
And while we’re all obsessing over white meat, stuffing, and pumpkin pie, Hurley the Historian says everybody’s still supposed to remember where he was at 12:30 p.m. Central Standard Time on November 22 (last year’s Thanksgiving Day date), when President Kennedy was assassinated. And maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose JFK’s “As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.”
So at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he was most grateful for this Thanksgiving, and our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher said, “That’s easy. It’s still got to be The First Amendment, where it says “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”
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- TUESDAY in our Official “Getting Ready for Thanksgiving” E-dition, The Blower said, “Today might be a pretty good day, unless you’re an overtaxed payer or a turkey!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
On tomorrow’s date in 1941, President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed a bill officially establishing the fourth Thursday in November as Thanksgiving Day, but don’t be surprised if somehow Obama tries to take credit. — Hurley the Historian
And on Thanksgiving, we’ll be choosing Ronald Reagan’s “Perhaps no custom reveals our character as a Nation so clearly as our celebration of Thanksgiving Day. Rooted deeply in our Judeo-Christian heritage, the practice of offering thanksgiving underscores our unshakable belief in God as the foundation of our Nation and our firm reliance upon Him from Whom all blessings flow.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
But this Thanksgiving, we’ll be thankful for America’s Imperial Presidency Moment last Thursday, when Emporer-in-Chief Obama embarked on a scorched-earth rampage that will change the face of America forever by declaring Illegal Executive Amnesty to turn Illiterate Illegal Immigrants into DemocRAT Voters. —The White House
And this Thanksgiving, we’ll be thankful The Blower will be covering the upcoming 786 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, after all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, ensured that the Divided States of America would have a government it truly deserves. —The Conservative Agenda
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Pre-Black Friday Sale” E-dition, The Blower said, “Are you sure that’s not racist?”
Wednesday Wattles
TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING DAY and maybe we all need to try to get out of our Obama Administration depression and just to be grateful for the little we’ll have during another two years of the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, so let’s all sing:
It’s beginning to look a lot like Thanksgiving,
Everywhere you go.
Take a look at your Kroger store,
They’ve got turkeys by the score,
And RamaHanuKwanzMas wreaths on the door!”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says no matter what our Obama Supporters in the Press would have you believe, Barack Hussein Obama did not come up with the idea of a Presidential Pardon for turkeys on Thanksgiving. Whistleblower Presidential Historian Patrick Maloney says that idea originated in 1863 with Abraham Lincoln, when Lincoln’s Thanksgiving Proclamation included: “I do, therefore, invite my fellow citizens . . . to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next as a day of thanksgiving and praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the heavens.”
BUT INSTEAD, OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Jon Stewart’s “I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
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- THURSDAY in our Special “Turkey Contest Winner” E-dition, The Blower said, “Let’s Get Ready to Gobble!”
Who’re the Biggest Turkeys for 2014?
Last weekend, the guys at “Not the Fishwrap” received a veritable cornucopia of votes for their Seventh Annual Whistleblower Turkey Decorating Contest for Thanksgiving, where the person who was selected as the biggest turkey of the year would be shown with his head on the body of a turkey. This year, the 2014 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest was again sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants and Northern Kentucky turkeys were not left out, because separate winners were awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass. Plus this year, there were so many nominations from Anderson Township because of the Forrest Gump Schools Tax Scam, we were obligated to create another category just for them.
And like everything else in The Blower, nominees were discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law.
First we showed Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda a video of previous Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Awards and asked them to let us know which person they thought deserved the Biggest Turkey of the Year Award in 2014. At Tuesday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, we even held a Turkey in the Straw Poll.
Then our distinguished panel of judges met in executive session to select our finalists for the Biggest Turkey of the Year, and using that same “fair, open, and honest process” which has become a time-honored tradition in Hamilton County and Ohio RINO Party Politics, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane would suggested the names of the winners, and of course, all of those suck-ups at the Conservative Agenda agreed.
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- THURSDAY in our Annual “Turning Thanksgiving into Thanksgetting” E-dition, The Blower said, “Let’s Get Ready to Gobble!”
At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders couldn’t stop congratulating Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane because our Persons of Consequence got with the program and actually nominated some new Turkeys for our 2014 Whistleblower Turkeys of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant), instead of doing what they did in 2013, when every one of the 17,648 noxious nominations we received was for the same winners we had in 2012 — Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP in Ohio and Eric “Call Me Crazy, Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Did It Take So Long For Me To Be Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator” Deters in Kentucky. Everybody said there were just no bigger turkeys in the tri-state than “Old Blueface” in Ohio and Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters in Kentucky, and the consensus was unanimous— “There Was No Term Limits for Turkeys of the Year.”
But this year, a funny thing happened on the way to the 2014 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest. Our Persons of Consequence got with the program and actually nominated some new Turkeys for this year’s Turkey Shoot.
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- THURSDAY in our Special “A Very Obama Thanksgiving” E-dition, The Blower said, “The St. Louis Thanksgiving Day Parade Ha Been Cancelled Because of Obama’s Ferguson Riots”
Celebrating Thanksgiving During the Age of Obama
Today on Thanksgiving, as nearly one in five households celebrates the holiday on Food Stamps and the price of turkey has skyrocketed to three times the jump of inflation due to Obama’s ethanol mandate, Obama has been lecturing America about “justified anger” to excuse all those Lawless Looters in Ferguson, Missouri, as Obama’s Approval Rating among working-class Whites fell to just 27%.
This week, instead of showing us pictures of shoppers getting ready Black Friday to begin the Christmas Shopping Season, we’ve been watching the News Media’s “Brown Monday Riots” that had been continuously orchestrated for months by Obama Supporters in the Press. Police in Ferguson, who were thoroughly intimidated by Obama’s Attorney General, the FBI, and the Department of Justice, permitted chaos and mayhem to ensue, including robbery, looting, burning the city, gunfire, and even shooting police officers, as Obama’s Race-Baiter-in-Chief Al Sharpton and Attorney General Eric Holder assured looters amnesty and a thorough civil rights investigation. And wouldn’t it be ironic if most of those businesses destroyed in Ferguson were Minority Owned?
People Who Actually Care About Civil Rights say burning down the downtown business district, including a Payless shoe store and a couple beauty supply stores, and looting all of the Air Jordans and hair weaves is a hell of a way to show that you care about a dead 18 year old.
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than an encore appearance from J. Billington Bulworth. That Warren Beatty movie character was a suicidally disillusioned liberal politician who put a contract out on himself and takes the opportunity to be bluntly honest with his voters by affecting the rhythms and speech of hip-hop music and culture.
Bulworth’s suggestion to improve race relations was classic. Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane is now “Going Bulworth” and adopting Bulworth’s suggestion as his very own: “What we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody ’til they’re all the same color.”
In spite of that, The Blower is still honored to choose J. Millington to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Racial Healing Updates plus a Racial Healing Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors that you probably won’t see reported in your Morning Fishwrap.
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- SATURDAY in Special “Busiest Shoplifting Day of the Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “When will Butterball be recalling all those tainted turkeys?”
Time Out From Shopping
How do we know the holiday season has officially begun? Union goons who weren’t already shopping on Thanksgiving Day were bused in to stores on Friday to protest against employees working on the holiday and get an early start on the season’s shopping chaos. Others wanted to be a first-in-line shopper on the TV news. The Blower remembers when competitive shopping turned into chaos as a Wal-Mart worker was trampled to death in the stampede and a woman miscarried, a woman pepper sprayed other Black-and-Blue Friday shoppers “to gain an upper hand” and mayhem ensued over a $2 waffle maker, a grandmother was shot while cooking Thanksgiving dinner, “A Christmas Story” had already been shown twice on TV, but Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s neighbors whose house is no longer scheduled to be sold at a sheriff’s sale had still not put out their flashing humping reindeer display in their front yard.
This year, Weasel Zippers showed us a video of Black Friday shoppers beating the crap out of each other over underwear (If Obama had another daughter she’d look like the woman with the orange hair). But Isn’t this more like what Thanksgiving Day was meant to be?
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- SATURDAY in Special “Shop Till You Drop” E-dition, The Blower asked if giving “Used Gifts” was OK during the Obama Recession?
But Are You Sure the Term “Black Friday” Isn’t Really Racist?
Every time we hear the term “Black Friday” on TV, we expect to see some Black Racial Racketeer like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, SMLP Smithermouth, or Revrum Lynchmob whipping up the “Occupy” crowd or a bunch of union goons in front of Wal-Mart at a “Black Friday Sale” or the PC Police insisting we call it “African American Friday.”
“Black Friday” is such a downer. There’s no holiday cheer in that. It doesn’t make you want to go out and spend all that money you don’t have on family gifts. Maybe we should just stay home and watch old black-face movies on TV.
And let’s face it: black folks don’t spend the most money on this Friday either; they don’t even spend as much money as Mexicans. Look at any news report of people who are stupid enough to camp out for days waiting for some crappy item to go on sale, that somebody is going to break into their house and steal anyway. Those folks are like “Ivory” soap— they’re 99 and 44/100% white.
This year’s “Black Friday” is the month before Christmas and stores are advertising bargain prices to get people to wait in line all night until the stores open just to spend their money. They say “Black Friday” is the day stores begin to turn a profit each year, since their operations will then be “in the black,” having been “in the red” all year up until now. But if they want to make people think about spending money and successful businesses making a profit, maybe they should be calling it “Green Friday.” Except that on Half-Black Fridays during the Dark Ages of the Obama Administration, “Green Businesses” are all big losers costing We the Over-Taxed Payers billions of dollars of misspent borrowed money.
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The Libtard Show With Dixon Diaz
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
When Obama Supporters in the Press were busy hyping this week’s Brown Monday Race Riots in Missouri to deflect attention for all of Obama’s other shortcomings and scandals, did they forget to mention the this November’s Looting in Ferguson was only the Sixth Race Riot in Obama’s so-Called Post-Racial Society?
Hurley the Historian says don’t forget the Oscar Grant Riots. (In 2009, shortly after President Obama’s election, police officer Johannes Mehserle shot black transit passenger Oscar Grant in Oakland, California. While Mehserle was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in 2010, rioters took advantage of the situation anyway, trashing police cars and forcing Mayor Ron Dellums to take shelter in City Hall.)
And don’t forget all that Trayvon Martin Violence after George Zimmerman was acquitted. Maybe Obama shouldn’t have said if he’d had a son, he would look just like Trayvon Martin. Then there was the Manuel Diaz Violence in California and the Kimani Gray Violence in New York. And don’t forget the August 2014 Race Riots in Ferguson, which was only a dress rehearsal for the November Race Riots after white police officer Darren Wilson (who has now resigned) was not found guilty of any crime whatsoever.
You better believe another Race Riot will occur in America sometime during the next 781 Days of Division remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, or else somebody might call you a “Racist.”
Other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, Democrats In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards:
Other Liberal Agenda Items will have to wait too, including: PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
TODAY’S “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD WINNER
It was really hard trying to decide which Liberal deserved our award most today, so we’ll just show you some of the worst DemocRATS in 2014.
The Feck Stops Here
METRO MOLE says you must agree, our Feckless Fishwrappers certainly did their part during the past three months demonizing police officer Darren Wilson (who has now resigned), keeping the story in the news by promoting the opinions of those who’d pre-judged the officer guilty of first degree murder without any evidence, and orchestrating the upcoming spontaneous outrage for the Ferguson controversy continuously so everyone would be surprised if violence and destruction did not actually occur. Officer Wilson was not indicted. He has now resigned and his career is over, all because of the lies and media propagation of those lies.
On the front page of Wednesday’s Fishwrap, we were told that “An angry nation had taken to the streets.” What a load of crap! The “Angry Nation” was being forced to watch Obama Voters looting and pillaging across the country by Obama Supporters in the Press promoting the Liberal Agenda, while People Who Actually Cared About Civil Rights were saying rioting and looting is no way to show respect for a dead guy you don’t even know. At least they could’ve been protesting Black DemocRAT Ex-Juvie Judge Traci Hunter’s conviction.- The reason they’re not arresting many LOOTERS anywhere (Only 15 in Cincinnati) is because Eric Holder’s Justice Department has reclassified them. They are not LOOTERS anymore. They are now UNDOCUMENTED SHOPPERS. Items not stolen by looters in Ferguson include pens, pencils, resume kits, work boots, work gloves, work coveralls, Bibles, or Father’s Day cards. Their protests were the illegal looting of property, combined with calloused injury to people and destruction of property.
- And how about The Fishwrap’s coverage of Friday’s so-called “Protest” at Walmart in Evendale? What in hell did that “protest” have to do with police shooting an unarmed yoof in Ferguson, Missouri anyway? How many of those demonstrators were being paid by the unions to impersonate “concerned consumers?” That protest probably would’ve meant a lot more if Walmart workers had actually protested, instead of that bunch of rented ragamuffins not even being paid anywhere near prevailing wages by the unions.
We need local judges like we had in the 60s. We remember George Heitzler, Paul Gilday, and Bill Mathews, who had the guts to jail criminals. They would put a stop to these illegal protests PDQ. Expressions of constitutionally protected rights should be defended forever and a day, but, when others use an unrelated incident as an excuse to engage in criminal conduct, our local authorities should react quickly and put an immediate end to such activity. No apologies necessary!- So if you’re sick and tired of the current crop of Feckless Fishwrappers these days, maybe you should blame it on their Liberal college journalism professors who told their students they need to make social changes, instead of reporting the news. And maybe if the News Media would condemned the Lawless Looters instead of making excuses for them, those marauding morons wouldn’t always steal stuff and burn down building just to get themselves on TV.
Debra from Anderson says, “I love the protesters who left their homes and families on Thanksgiving to protest on behalf of the people who left their homes and families on Thanksgiving to work. And while we’re on the subject: I’ve worked plenty of holidays throughout my life. I usually was paid more for doing it. Why is it inconceivable to think that some folks might be just as happy to leave a houseful of ungrateful relatives, bickering kids, and football games playing at ear-splitting volume to put in a few hours at work, where they will earn time-and-a-half, which they can then spend on Christmas? I don’t think of the protesters as people who regularly fight for traditional values. I think they are usually the first ones to dare anyone who espouses them to define just what they mean by such a backward-thinking, sexist, racist, homophobic attitude. (Remember George Bush and Family Values?”)- But you for sure won’t see any of that in The Fishwrap, folks, since you must always remember what our Favorite Fishwrappers say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Diversity.”
More Politics Unusual
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “In 1941, Congress ruled that the fourth Thursday in November would officially be observed as Thanksgiving Day — thus making it the last time Congress accomplished anything. The traditional Thanksgiving began in what year? 1621. And soon afterward, the Indians realized they had a failed immigration policy.”
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #327 is when the holidays finally roll around, always say: “Merry Christmas,” never “Happy Holidays.” Not only do 70 percent of Americans prefer it—according to Rasmussen polls—but you are much more likely to offend a liberal. While 88% of Republican voters prefer “Merry Christmas,” only 57% of DemocRATS do.- GOING GALT: John Galt says Thanksgiving is not his favorite holiday, since it celebrates the American Puritan myth of cooperation and community instead of individuality and the free market. Followers of John Galt believe they are a society of people who have paid more than their fair share of taxes and are no longer going to work to pay for a society of entitlements.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen wonders if Thanksgiving came just in time this week, after outrage over the expected yet controversial grand jury decision in Ferguson and contention over the president’s executive action on immigration, perhaps Americans needed a day to step back and reflect. 81% of Americans expected violent protests if Officer Darren Wilson (who has now resigned) was not charged with murder, but only 28% believed them to be the result of legitimate outrage over the case. 50% thought it would be mostly criminals taking advantage of the situation. [READ MORE]
THIS WEEK IN PATRONAGE COUNTY, Persons of Consequence can now follow the on-going antics of the –dare we say, “mythical?”– cast of characters from The Blower’s archived columns. These articles will be Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s attempt to encourage undiscovered young writers, such as our brand new columnist who shares his acute and oh-so-accurate take on local Politics as Usual in satirical Patronage County. This week’s column titled “Fit to be Tied” first appeared in the Mt. Washington Press on November 26, 1980, personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN SAYS according to media mythology, Black Friday (the Day After Thanksgiving) is NOT a racial holiday. It’s actually one of the busiest shopping days of the year and the beginning of the period where retailers would no longer have losses (in the red) and instead take in the year’s profits (in the black). But why do retail store owners really call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday?” WLW Hate Radio Racist in Residence Bill Cunningham says it’s because it’s the biggest shoplifting day of the year and Obama Supporters are proud of their bumper stickers that say “I’d rather be stealing.”- MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose this observation from an unknown author: “It’s called Black Friday, because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.”
MORE POLITICAL POETRY: Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves is still in the kitchen whipping up another batch of Wilford Brimley’s Erotic Stuffing Mix to go with his Thanksgiving Day leftovers, because there’s always room for more stuffing:
Too much turkey
And cranberry jelly
Too little trousers
To cover my belly
THE MUCK STOPS HERE: This year on Thanksgiving, Ohio may have been still appealing Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns, but it’s certainly something all politicians are thankful for all the days of their lives.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. This week, let’s all re-read “The Porky Dorkman Story.”
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says Stocks rose for the holiday-shortened week, with the technology-heavy Nasdaq showing particular strength. Falling oil prices weighed on energy stocks and limited the gains of the large-cap Dow Jones Industrial Average and Standard & Poor’s 500 Index. The S&P MidCap 400 Index lagged the other benchmarks. The New York exchanges closed early on Friday.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, but all those Obama Rioters across the country using a grand jury decision in Missouri to demonstrate their ingratitude for America were not part of the Free Grain Party Movement.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
THE 2014 TURKEY OF THE YEAR CONTEST WINNERS SPONSORED BY DUMMY’S RESTAURANTS
In Cincinnati, the winner was Disgraced Dainty DemocRAT Former Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory for the gifts that keep in giving—make that—taking (the Trolley Folly and Mahogany’s), not to mention the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center (Mallory’s Triple Crown of wasted monies).
In Northern Kentucky, outraged TEA Party Patriots flooded us with ballots for Co-winners Matt Bevan, who was humiliated when he ran against U.S. Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell in the Republican Primary, and Ditzy DemocRAT Alison Wondergams Grimes, who embarrassed herself and every Dishonest DemocRAT in Kentucky when she couldn’t even admit she’d voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012.
And in Anderson, 75% of the residents with no children in school who are already comparing Forrest Gump School Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson’s Unaffordable Facilities Plan to ObamaCare, all nominated “Smiling Dallas” for the Whistleblower’s 2014 Turkey of the Year Contest, while The Anderson Township Republican Party and the Anderson TEA Party wanted The Blower to be certain to acknowledge Anderson Township Trustee Josh Gerth and Anderson TEA Party Guy Andy Pappas for their part in passing the Forrest Gump School District’s humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam. Gerth was seen publicly supporting the Tax Hike Scam in this video and Pappas’ name was included in that full-page ad of Tax Scam Supporters.
FINALLY AT SATURDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what we really learned from watching this week’s Obama Riots. “That’s easy,” Kane explained. “People Who Actually Care About Civil Rights said burning down the downtown business district, including a Payless shoe store and a couple beauty supply stores, and looting all of the Air Jordans and hair weaves was a hell of a way to show that you care about a dead 18-year-old. These were the same people who cheered when OJ Simpson got off after cutting his White wife’s head off, in spite of all that overwhelming evidence. These folks don’t want the system to work, not if they don’t get the results they want.”
THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL
Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE
e-mail your stories about worthy waifs today.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday (December 1) The Blower will be publishing our Annual 2014 Holiday Confusion Issue,” while we’re continuing our countdown of the 781 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (December 2) will be our “Early Christmas Sales” E-dition and, Real Subscribers will telling us what they’re shopping for with their Real E-Mails
- Wednesday (December 3) will be the Graydon Head Holiday Party at the Fort Mitchell County Club nearly two weeks before Hanukkah actually begins on December 16, and we’ll be seeing if Jews are still made to feel welcome in Northern Kentucky, even without Rick “The Batboy” Robinson doing his impersonation of Adam Sandler.
- Thursday (December 4) we’ll be checking to see how well The Fishwrap is representing those 15 Ferguson Protesters in Cincinnati.
- The first line of Friday’s (December 5) limerick is: “Is there help for the old GOP?”
- And Saturday (December 6) we’ll be getting ready for another sneak attack on the Anniversary of Pearl Harbor.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially the Hamilton County Commissioners who happy to see residents hadn’t e-mailed them with their concerns or suggestions before they voted on the 2015 Budget this week, as Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives shows the County Co-Mummies being moved to a more realistic location.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
Whistleblower Video of the Day
Andrew Klavan: How the Media See the Midterms
(Published on Nov 24, 2014 in which our yes-he’s-happily-married-ladies host examines how the wise sages of main stream media covered, or didn’t cover, the recent mid-term elections.
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