Friday, November 21, 2014
The Emperor’s New Clothes
Was anybody laughing last night when Emperor-in-Chief Obama ignored Ohio First District Steve Chabothead’s advice and embarked on a scorched-earth rampage that will change the face of America forever by declaring Illegal Executive Amnesty to turn Illegal Illiterate Immigrants into more Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice?
Obama Supporters in the Press at ABC, CBS, FOX, and NBC did Obama a really big favor by not televising Obama’s oratory on a date that will forever live in Constitutional Infamy, but Obama’s Media Lapdogs all spent their entire Evening Newscasts hyping the Messiah’s Message anyway.
How ironic was it when Obama made his Illegal Executive Amnesty announcement in Las Vegas, in the home state of his ousted Dishonest DemocRAT Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid? It was no more inappropriate than when Obama flew to Las Vegas at over-taxed payers’ expense for a fund-raiser at the same time he was lying about knowing Benghazi was a terrorist attack. Maybe Jonathan Gruber is advising Obama about selling Illegal Executive Amnesty to the Dumbed-Down Voters, too.
It’s exactly what America can expect for the next 790 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Boehner Basher, Butler County Sheriff Richard Jones, who not so long ago got fed up with the overwhelming number of “illegals” in his jail and sent a bill for the cost to Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto. “I sent him a bill for the prisoners that are in my jail. They came here illegally,” Jones told TheBlaze TV host Dana Loesch. “I’ve not gotten any money from them, but I billed them for every penny. I’ll tell you what I did get in return: My life was threatened.” [READ MORE HERE]
That’s just one reason why The Blower was honored to return the Fiery Butler County Sheriff (a long-time advocate of tracking illegal immigrants like UPS packages) to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Illegal Immigration Updates plus some Illegal Alien One Liners for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
Hurley the Historian wonders if any Amnesty Supporters will be milling around outside the Butler County jail on Friday to whine about Sheriff Richard Jones’ stance on illegal immigration, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Allen West’s “Quite simply, federal laws already on the books aimed at stopping the flow of illegal immigration must be enforced. Furthermore, states must be given the resources necessary to confront the problem, which includes strengthening the border patrol.”
- “THESE ILLEGAL ALIENS DESERVE NOTHING”…from “Daily Sanity,” Your Daily Dose of Sanity from Conservative-Daily.Com
Dear Conservative,
You are watching what is going on at the southern border. Every day, hundreds, if not thousands of illegal aliens, are crossing the border and deliberately trying to be caught. Since April, federal agents have apprehended 300,000 illegal aliens in the United States.
Instead of turning these people around and sending them back to where they came from, the Obama administration is catching and releasing them! Not only that, these illegals are being given FREE one-way tickets to wherever they want to go in the United States.
All illegal aliens know this. They know that the Obama administration wants to let them in and that the politicians in Washington D.C. are too spineless to do anything to stop it.
What the hell is happening to our country? Is this even a country anymore? Can you have a country without borders?
I look at everythingg that is happening, and it makes me feel incredibly powerless. We have a President who is LITERALLY giving taxpayer-funded lawyers to these illegals so they can fight their deportations. We have a government that pretends to be surprised about the border surge when in reality, the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agency published a job listing last January for escorts to lead unaccompanied illegal aliens across the country.
- “AN ILLEGAL POEM” by Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose
I cross river, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need go see Welfare.
Welfare say, ‘You come no more,
We send cash right to your door.’
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid, it keep you healthy!
By and by, Got plenty money,
Thanks to you, OVER-TAXED PAYER dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them ‘come, fast as you can’
They come in buses and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor’s patience is wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
I buy his house, and then I say,
‘Find more aliens for house to rent.’
In my yard I put a tent.
Send for family, they just trash,
But they, too, draw welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
Soon we own whole neighborhood.
We have hobby, it called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills.
Over-Taxed Payer crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for white man race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.
SEND THIS TO EVERY OVER-TAXED PAYER YOU KNOW!
- “11-YEAR-OLD SHOOTS ILLEGALS” by Andy Oakley
Here’s a heart-warming story from Butte, Montana. According to the Butte-Silver Bow Sheriff’s Department, this never took place, but who cares, since it’s a great story anyway. Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower “home-alone” 11-year-old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems the two crooks didn’t know two things: They were in Montana, and Patricia had been a clay-shooting champion since she was nine.
Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father’s room and grabbed his 12-gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old’s knee-crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.
It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45-caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. The victim there, 50-year-old David 0’Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.
Do you ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news?
An 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home and herself against two murderous, illegal immigrants and she wins.
She is still alive.
Now THAT is Gun Control!
Thought for the day: Calling an illegal alien an “undocumented immigrant” is like calling a drug dealer an “unlicensed pharmacist.”
We like this kind of e-mail! American citizens defending themselves and their homes.
The above-quoted story about two armed illegal aliens killed during an attempted home invasion by an 11-year shotgun-wielding girl was posted to LibertyPost.org on 25 April 2007. Although the account was widely cited as a validation of anti-illegal immigration and/or pro-gun ownership positions, confirmation of the tale as a real-life incident was lacking.
- AND A QUICKIE by Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
Obama’s Illegal Alien One-Liners
Why don’t Mexicans cross the border in 3s?
Because some of the signs say “No Trespassing”
Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
A Communist, a Muslim, and an illegal alien went into a tavern, and the bartender said, “What will it be, President Obama?”
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
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- Rand Paul to Speak at NKU on Friday
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said most patriotic Americans would be celebrating the upcoming Thanksgiving Day:
(A) Giving thanks to Obama: 2%
(B) Getting ready to have their health insurance cancelled: 2%
(C) Getting their peckers pulled at airports: 4%
(D) Enjoying another day off with pay: 92%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
TODAY’S “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD WINNER IS
Dishonest DemocRAT House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, who says “Everybody Will Have A Happier Thanksgiving” because of Obama’s Executive Amnesty.” We told you she was deluded!
Liberals have spent more than three decades trashing Ronald Reagan, yet now they’re all out there repeating the lie that what Emperor Obama is doing is just like Reagan. It’s total bullshit, but they have their talking points and are sticking to them no matter how ridiculous they look.
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
Doubters and Disbelievers
This week, everybody who was not surprised Obama got caught Grubering about ObamaCare, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is our Suspicious Skeptic, who says since Obama and his Dishonest DemocRATS have all been caught lying about everything else during the past six years, there was no reason to believe he’d be telling the truth this time.
Suspicious wins the same subsidized health care plan as his Member of Congress receives, a free proctology exam from Doctor Stoolpusher, and to be nominated as another “Defender of Liberty” by the little-known 1% for Liberty Organization (whatever the hell that is). His winning entry is:
When Obama said you could keep your old plan
Was he just a flim-flamming con man?
‘Cause the deal that you got
Has made you distraught
So you can throw it in your old garbage can.
And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (who says he does not plan to go shopping for a new health insurance plan these days):
When Obama said you could keep your old plan
He was counting on your short attention span.
You trusted the guy
You thought he’d never lie
Just like any slick confidence man.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“The best part of Thanksgiving Day”
WHISTLEBLOWER TURKEY OF THE YEAR HOT LINE
e-mail your noxious nominations today.
Some turkey basted items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally truly turkey basted subscribers.
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Ray Stevens – Come to the USA
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