Thursday, November 20, 2014
Remembering GettysburgGate!
Will Patriotic Americans ever forget last year’s GettysburgGate Scandal, when Obama was AWOL for the 150th Anniversary of the Gettysburg Address in zip code “17325,” and the Least Patriotic President in American History also left out the words “Under God” during his lackluster reading of Lincoln’s famous speech. You can see Obama’s omission at the 1:35 mark. He was supposed to say “that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom,” but Obama left out the words “under God.”
Obama’s Former White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard claimed Obama had been given a special version of the speech that did not include “Under God.”
Now listen to hear how all those other celebrities who were also recorded reading the most important presidential speech in history got it right, LISTEN HERE.
And do you think any of Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, would ever notice the difference?
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee once again chose Hillary’s “What difference, at this point, does it make?”
- TODAY’S “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD goes to Obama’s White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest who insists Obama is not an “Emperor” as he unilaterally prepares to grant Amnesty to millions of Illegal Future DemocRAT Voters this week.
Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabothead predicts Obama’s Executive Amnesty would ignite a firestorm, but it appears he’s about to do so anyway. Mr. President, “Don’t wave a red flag before a bull,” as Mitch McConnell put it. “Don’t poison the well,” as Speaker Boehner put it. Don’t ignore the will of the American people. For once, act like a President. [READ MORE HERE]
The Blower wonders if Jonathan Gruber has been advising Obama on Amnesty too, as we all get set to enjoy the 791 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
WHISTLEBLOWER GRUBERGATE UPDATE: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders is congratulating the Cleveland Pain Dealer for finally mentioning the way Dishonest Democrats willfully and repeatedly lied to sell ObamaCare only a year after The Blower first reported it.- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1945, twenty-four high-ranking Nazis went on trial in Nuremberg, Germany, for atrocities committed during World War II. Hurley also says, according to USA Today, although it took about 70 years from being the world’s pariah in the decades following Nazism and World War II, Germany is now the world’s favorite country, according to the Anholt-Gfk Nations Brand Index, which measures the image of 50 leading nations.
The Teutonic powerhouse knocked the United States from its longtime perch at the top of the ratings, which measure “twenty-three different attributes that make up the six overall dimensions on which national image is based.”
You can’t believe all those horrible jokes they told about Germans during WWII like Q: Have you heard about the new German microwave? A: It’s got ten seats inside. Maybe that’s why during Oktoberfest, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane always says, “The only trouble with German food is, an hour later you’re hungry for power.”
CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says even during this cold weather, police should be getting their Ferguson-type riot gear ready because down at the Pete Rose Betting Parlor, the odds still don’t favor a new trial when Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Judge Norbert Nadel rules on Convicted Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter’s Criminal Attorney Clyde Bennett’s motion for a new trial this week. Nadel’s date for Judge Traci’s sentencing is still December 2, just like it says on lower right-hand corner the Countdown Calendar in the Whistleblower Web Page.
CH also says Judge Theodore “Ted” Berry Jr. called a Hamilton County sheriff’s deputy a “Racist Motherfucker” this week in the first of two incidents in which Berry was trying to bypass security at the Hamilton County Courthouse without his ID card. Playing the Race Card worked so well in July after Municipal Court Judge Judge William Mallory Jr. tried to pull the same crap when a deputy new to the courthouse didn’t kiss his Black ass and asked to see his ID.
TURKEY CONTEST UPDATE: Turkey Tasing Troublemaker Tino DelGato says his top nominee for the 2014 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant) is Former Mayor Mallory for the gifts that keep on giving (make that taking): The Trolley Folly and Mahogany’s, not to mention the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center (His Triple Crown of wasted monies). Other nominees include:
Tie Tracie Hunter and Liz Rogers- Former Clown-sale for hiding the true costs of the Folly Trolley
- Clyde Bennett for his 15 minutes of fame after prison
- Joe Deters for paying outside lawyers to do HIS Job versus Tracie.
- Reds for firing Dusty Baker (3 playoffs in 4 years) to get eliminated in August
- Jeff Ruby for “launching” the SS Poseidon restaurant for the insurance
- The NFL for drafting domestic violence miscreants.
GAY SEX UPDATE: Whistleblower Alternate Life-Styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis are wondering when Phil Burr-Ass at Citizens for Community Values will be commenting on how P&G had doubled down on Political Correctness after The Fishwrap announced P&G’s public support for same sex sex. Let the boycotts begin. Maybe P&G saw how big a guest column Vice Mayor David Mann got after the former homophobe did his “Political Portman” earlier this week. The Blower says P&G is now so “Politically Correct,” maybe they should just change their name to “P&C.”
Metro Mole says it’s understandable you haven’t seen much about those embarrassing Gruber tapes in The Fishwrap, what with Editor Wedgie Washburn being so busy these days getting rid of all those good reporters before Christmas and ginning up the Liberal outrage over the latest gay marriage decision with Sodomy Rites Support Stories like Mann’s and P&G’s, because you must remember what The Fishwrap always says: Folks, It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Diversity.”
AT TONIGHT’S TOWNSHIP TRUSTEES MEETING IN ANDERSON, 75% of property owners with no children in school are wondering if Trustee President “In Russ We Trust Jackson” will explain that he’s not really related to Whistleblower 2014 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest Nominee “Smiling Dallas” Jackson when the Forrest Gump School Superintendent stops by to thank fellow Turkey Nominees, Anderson Township Trustee Josh Gerth, for shilling in this video for the tax-and-spenders’ humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam (that will really cost $170 million on top of the thousands of dollars in school taxes property owners are already paying), along with Anderson TEA Party Guy Andy Pappas, whose name was included in that full-page ad of Tax Scam Supporters. Possibly, “Smiling Dallas” (shown holding his Taxformation sign on November 3 in front of Beechmont Towne Center) could also explain why that story about the Anderson Theater’s “Young Frankenstein” musical this weekend doesn’t mention the lead, Luke Bissinger, who is school board member Julie Bissinger’s son. Could it have something to do with Mrs. Bissinger’s opposition to “Smiling Dallas’” building boondoggle? Other incendiary items not on the agenda include closing down Anderson Community Cable Television.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says everybody’s wondering who’ll be our the winner of our NoKY 2014 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant), and Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters called to say, even if he’s no longer practicing law in Kentucky, could he at least be consider for a dishonorable mention.- WHERE IN THE WORLD IS McEWEN: Tuesday, Revered Former Ohio Congressman Bob McEwen was in Rome to meet with the Pope at the Vatican. The Blower wonders if Francis forgave McEwen if he confessed how fast he drove on the interstate.
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S BRIBE LUNCH, an elected official with some dirt to dish about his opponent asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if we should believe the Obama’s White House when they claim they were given a “special version” of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address and that’s why Obama forgot to say “Under God.”
“Just because Obama and his Dishonest DemocRATS have all been caught lying about everything else during the past six years, it’s no reason to doubt them on this,” Kane explained. Our Sarcastic Sage would thoroughly agree.
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