Tuesday, November 18, 2014
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Yesterday we were all asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what The Whistleblower-Newswire planned to do for an encore after everybody finds out The Blower reported “Grubergate” a year ago in the November 18, 2013 E-dition. —Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda- The reason you haven’t seen much about those embarrassing Gruber tapes in The Fishwrap is because our Editor Wedgie Washburn has been so busy these days getting rid of all those good reporters with high salaries so she and Skaggie Maggie can get big Christmas bonuses again this year and ginning up the Liberal outrage over the latest gay marriage decision, because you must remember what The Fishwrap always says, Folks: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Diversity.” —Metro Mole
- Saturday night, I said anywhere else, this monstrous fraud by misrepresentation would have put the perpetrators in prison for life. But not in Obama’s Washington, where they congratulate themselves and keep right on defrauding We the People. —Judge Jeanine
- We even released a new video on Friday to promote #Grubering. —The Republican National Committee
- You can’t imagine how angry Hitler was when he found out Field Marshal Gruber Spilled the Beans on the ObamCare Deception. —Joseph Goebbels’
- According to the History Channel, on this date in 1978, People’s Temple leader Jim Jones led hundreds of his followers in a mass murder-suicide at their agricultural commune in remote northwestern Guyana. More recently, Our Quote for Today Committee remembers when DemocRAT Speaker of the House Pelosi said, “We have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it.” Last week Nutty Nancy Nancy said, I had no idea who Jonathan Gruber was and he had not written our ObamaCare Bill but somebody found an old out-of-date video of me telling everybody that Jonathan Gruber had consulted on that bill and totally supported it back when we passed it. So who are you going to believe, me now, or your lying eyes. —Hurley the Historian
- Please don’t show that montage of Obama’s “If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It” Lies based on all those lies Gruber told him to tell. —Obama’s White House, Now Doubling Down on Dishonesty
- With only six videos now showing ObamaCare architect Jonathan Gruber mocking the American people’s “stupidity” and explaining how deception was key to the law’s passage, do you think Congress should investigate how many millions of Over-taxed Payers’ Dollars Jonathan Gruber was paid? —GOP Speaker of the House John Boehner and Senate Majority Leader-elect Bitch McConnell
- Sunday I was “Dumbstruck” By Gruber and I said it was not too late for him to give back the money he made on ObamaCare. —CBS Obama Apologist Bob Schieffer
Please don’t mention that I called Jonathan Gruber “Our Guide” on ObamaCare in 2009. —Obama’s Doofus Secretary of State John Kerry- Does anybody remember when I said none of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice would ever vote for me? —Mitt Romney
- So if The Blower was right about “Grubergate” a year and a day ago, what other Blower Blasts about dishonest politicians and issues (like the Forrest Gump Tax Hike Scam) that we haven’t followed up on have also been correct? —So Called Journalists Who Are Too Lazy, Too Stupid, Or Too Dishonest To Do Their Jobs
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Dishonest DemocRATS who voted for ObamaCare.
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WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY
Obama Lies About His Lies
Who’s Jonathan Gruber? He never worked on our staff. I just found out about this today—just like I always do and most of you all do—by watching the news. —Prevaricator-in-Chief Obama
During a press conference at the G20 Summit in Brisbane, Australia, Obama attempted to distance himself from Jonathan Gruber, the Obamacare architect caught calling the American people “stupid.”
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