Thursday, November 6, 2014
Make ‘Em Eat Crow!
IS IT OVER? Have the people finally spoken? Every Election Day, fewer people of interest show up to celebrate at the Board of Elections on Election Night. This year the food was so bad, the homeless sent it back. Maybe it was all that crow being served.- WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR NATIONAL POLITICAL AFFAIRS ANALYST BRITT HUMUS says now with only 733 more days until the 2016 Elections, Political Pundits are trying to figure out what Tuesday’s Mid-Term elections imply for the time remaining throughout the 806 days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term (unless he’s impeached).
IN WASHINGTON, our DC Newsbreaker says Disconsolate DemocRATS were in real disarray after Tuesday Night’s Debacle, when Republicans took control of the U.S. Senate, in spite of themselves. This was a good thing, since Obama’s Election Night Rejection was their last chance to pass judgment on the most divisive administration in history.
BEFORE THE ELECTION, Obama said DemocRATS would hold the Senate. Before the Election, Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden said DemocRATS would hold the Senate. Before the Election, Obama’s Disingenuous DemocRAT Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said DemocRATS would hold the Senate. Before the Election, Deceitful DemocRAT Dick Durbin and Disgusting DemocRAT Chuck Schummer promised the DemocRATS would hold the Senate. Before the Election, “Nutty Nancy” Pelosi even said DemocRATS would even win back the House. But considering how often these Deluded Dunces have been wrong during the past six years, their marvelous miscalculations were understandable.- A TOP WHITE HOUSE AIDE MIGHT CLAIM Obama “Doesn’t Feel Repudiated” By Dem Bloodbath In Midterms, but of the eight DemocRATS Obama campaigned for only two of them won. 100% of newly elected GOP senators campaigned on repealing ObamaCare, and Obama has actually lost nearly 70 House seats since taking office.
- NOW LET’S SEE WHAT THAT TOTAL DISASTER LOOKED LIKE AT DEMOCRAT NATIONAL HEADQUARTERS ON WEDNESDAY MORNING.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1861, Kentuckian Jefferson Davis was elected president of the Confederate States of America. But Davis ran without opposition, and the “election” simply confirmed the decision that had been made by the Confederate Congress earlier in the year.- YOUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE says that’s why we chose Jefferson Davis’ “I worked night and day for twelve years to prevent the war, but I could not. The North was mad and blind, would not let us govern ourselves, and so the war came.”
- BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO says Tuesday night the party was finally over in Kentucky for Alison Wondergams Grimes when CNN flushed all two years worth of hype by announcing Bitch McConnell the winner the minute polls closed. A fat lot of good Bill and Hillary did her. Remember what Pete Rose’s Betting Tips advised: Always bet on the Incumbent. About 90% of them always manage to get themselves re-elected.
GRIMES AND CHABOT didn’t have the only races The Blower accurately predicted before the polls closed on Tuesday. Others included Kasich, DeWhine, Husted, Yost, and Mandel in Columbus; Boehner and Wenstrup in Congress; Shannon Faulkner Jones in the State Senate; Dever, Brinkman, Becker, and Maag in the State House; Judges Winkler and Mock, along with Commissioner Monzel at the Hamilton County Courthouse. And only The Blower could’ve predicted Queen “I’ll Call You a Motherfucker If I Want” Noble would’ve gotten 844 votes in that Ohio 31st District Race or that Jim TarBall would’ve come in with Loony Libertarian Jim Berns type numbers in his write-in campaign for Hamilton County Commissioner.- NOW AWARD WINNING PHOTO ILLUSTRATOR ARTIS CONCEPTION SHOWS US SOME OF OUR LOCAL LOSERS.
- AND SPEAKING OF LOSERVILLE, how about our Feckless Fishwrappers’ Political Endorsements this year? They sure did Doomed DemocRATS like Connie “The Pillager,” Micah Kram-ass, and a Black Republican like The Windbag a lot of good. Obviously, The Windbag wasn’t Black Enough for Ohio’s Ninth State Senate District, talking about jobs instead of promising more free stuff.
IN COLUMBUS, BUCKEYE BUREAU CHIEF GERRY MANDERS says now that the 2014 Midterm Election is over, Ohio Governor Kasich-Taylor and U.S. Senator Rob “Fighting for Fagellas” Portman will be elbowing each other in the ribs all the way to Cleveland in 2016.- CITIZENS FOR COMMUNITY VALUES says all five state elected officials, Governor Kasich, Attorney General Mike DeWine, Auditor Dave Yost , Treasurer Josh Mandel, and Secretary of State Jon Husted won by landslide margins. Their opponents failed to receive higher than the 38% same-sex union supporters received in the 2004 election, having made that issue central to their campaigns.
- OHIO TEA PARTY GUY TOM Z says in a major victory by the Ohio TEA Party Movement, TEA Party Republican Candidate Steve Kraus from Sandusky, defeated Ohio DemocRAT Chairman Chris Redfern for the Ohio House seat in the 89th District that includes Erie and Ottawa Counties. Redfern had been in the Ohio House since 1999 and has been State Chairman of the Ohio DemocRAT Party since 2005. Kraus made a strong but unsuccessful bid for Congress in 2012, and in view of his pathetic showing, Redfern announced he was resigning, The Blower is not sure from what but believes he should just go ahead and move out-of-state to boot.
- THE BLOWER REMEMBERS back in 2008 when Redfern issued a statement calling upon John McCain to immediately remove former Ohio Treasurer “JayWalking Joe” Deters as Southwest Ohio Chairman of his presidential campaign, because Deters would not repudiate his long-time friendship with WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham. It’s a good thing Redfern didn’t know how often “The JayWalker” had lunch with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane in those days, becuase there would’ve been no end of what Deters could’ve then been accused of because of the company he kept.
SPEAKING OF FREE LUNCHES, Tuesday the Wenstrup campaign sent out an e-mail inviting people for a free lunch at Salem Gardens in Mt. Washington. Imagine “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman’s surprise when he showed up and found out there was “No Free Lunch.” The Blower remembers when noted economist Milton Friedman said, “There’s no such thing as a free lunch.”
And thanks to Brinkman’s long-time partner in crime, COAST’S Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney, there was a lot more lying going during this year’s political campaigns, not only by candidates and elected officials, but it would appear by school boards, too (Didn’t SOTUS say the news media was supposed to expose all those lies?,” especially when they convinced dumbed-down voters not to figure out how much their feel-good tax hike scams were costing them. Republican Trustees’ (Anderson Township RINO Club President Josh Gerth and Anderson TEA Party Guy Andy Pappas) names even appeared in a newspaper ad supporting their School Board’s humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam 
(that will really cost $170 million on top of the thousands of dollars in school taxes property owners are already paying), but only Gerth was seen shilling for the schools in this video. Plus, there was biased news coverage from their willing accomplices at the Forest Hills Urinal along with illegally placed deceptive “Taxformation” signs in the public rights of way. But the School Board pulled off the greatest marketing ploy since Coke Classic when they got that Turpin sophomore named Muhammed to spray paint a giant penis on the football field before the Anderson Turpin game, or else nobody would’ve ever known there was a school tax hike on the ballot. 59% of the Forest Hills voters came out, our Angry Andersonian will be 105 before the school bond issue is paid off!
And you thought all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Voters were the ones who put Obama In The White House—Twice.
ON WEDNESDAY, DARRYL PARKS’ BLOG included this insightful observation: On Tuesday, the Senate swung to a Republican majority. Ohio reelected a Republican governor and countless other Republicans were reelected or gained office. Voters put them in office because of their conservative ideals, while at the same couldn’t vote fast enough to approve all those additional tax levies.
People in Ohio, who want less government, voted to send even more money to local governments and tax themselves even more!
For example in Hamilton County, Ohio:
- Cincinnati Schools Tax Levy (Approved) 70%-29%
- Mariemont Schools Tax Levy (Approved) 66%-33%
- Forest Hills Schools (Approved) 53%-46%
- Union Terminal Tax (Approved) 61%-38%
- Cheviot Tax (Approved) 71%-28%
- Golf Manor Tax (Approved) 79%-20%
The same thing happened across Ohio and in most other areas of the country. People voting for conservative candidates, fiscally conservative principles and then voting themselves tax increases.
The “high school class president” elections held every two years are simply a diversion, a popularity contest. Who you elect to office doesn’t matter. It’s the issues that are important.
And when voters choose to tax themselves, it makes the job of any career politician that much easier.
Wow, are people stupid. [READ MORE HERE]
- THE BLOWER REMEMBERS what Darryl used to say when he was on the radio: “If you vote for a school levy, you’re stupid.”
- AND JUST WAIT till our Double-Dipping Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilton County Auditor adds insult to injury when he gives all those Forest Gump School District Voters another tax increase next year when his drive by appraisers jack up their real estate taxes one more time. And would you look at what some people were passing out at the polls on Tuesday:
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S BRIBE LUNCH AT THE HIBACHI GRILL & BUFFET, a Political Consultant asked our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane the most important thing he learned from Tuesday’s Mid-term Elections. Our Sarcastic Sage suggested “Maybe The Blower should stop encouraging people to vote. Some of the people I talked with on Tuesday were so stupid, I was afraid they would actually go out and do it.”
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