Monday, November 3, 2014
We Won’t Endorse….
by Charles Foster Kane
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher
Before every election, The Whistleblower is always deluged with calls, faxes, text messages, and e-mails asking which candidates and issues we plan to endorse. As the official publication for all that scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing which will be forever known as Indecision 2014, our readers have every right to expect nothing less. But the fact that only one day before the Midterm elections, after all of our penetrating reporting and scathing commentary, there can be any doubt about which candidates or issues we might cheer or jeer is further tribute to the astounding even-handedness of our always fair-and-balanced journalism.
But political scientists are puzzled: How can elected officials and school superintendents be permitted to lie by the Ohio Elections Commission, and the press won’t even hold them accountable?
Unlike the so-called mainstream news media like Skaggie Maggie’s Feckless Fishwrap and Community Press (whose totally discredited political endorsements and news coverage are so often interchangeable), The Whistleblower continues to present facts, opinions, viewpoints, and analyses on all sides of an issue.
Remember when The Fishwrap even rounded up an “Insightful Panel of Readers” to help with their endorsements?
Anytime The Fishwrap tells you to vote for a tax hike, just remember the guy responsible for that editorial might not even even bother to pay some of his own taxes. Read all about it in Retired Cleveland Pain Dealer News Hawk Turned Bellwether Blogger Bill Sloat’s “Does Cincinnati Enquirer Opinion Editor Have Explaining To Do? Court Records Show Liens For Unpaid Ohio Taxes.”
Good grief— have those Feckless Fishwrappers ever failed to endorse a single local boondoggle or tax levy? Just as The Blower predicted last year, Skaggie’s Rubber Stampers supported our Girly Man Mayor’s Trolley Folly, as well as giving four-year terms to the same clown-cil members who voted to piss away all that money on the streetcar to nowhere.
- On rare occasions The Blower might even attempt to use humor or satire to make a point. We trust the Persons of Consequence who read our publication are intelligent enough to come to an informed decision.
- And since we never accept advertising, and have no sponsors nor special interests to dictate their extreme prejudices, we wouldn’t insult our readers by presuming they’re not bright enough and sufficiently critical to evaluate what we’ve presented, along with everything else they’ve seen, read, heard, and smelled so they can make up their own minds.
Let’s face it: Prostitutes in the Press will take money to promote anything, whether they believe in it or not. They’ll always ignore false claims in lying, last-minute desperate negative attack ads from despicable candidates, as long as those commercials are paid-for-in-advance. There’s no limit on how much money they’ll accept from anyone, all in the name of promoting “free” speech. No wonder so many people predict that with tomorrow night’s coverage, we will have seen yet another nail hammered into the Coffin of Objective Journalism in America.
And this year we’ve seen a record number of reporters not reporting. They’re too busy hushing up stories about the failures of the Obama Administration. Maybe The Blower should be calling them “unreporters.”
- Therefore, we won’t make political endorsements, either for candidates or issues. We’re doing our job. Now it’s time for you to get off your fat couch-potato asses and do yours.
- Our Quote for Today Committee chose the prophetic words of Jesse “The Body” Ventura: “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to someone even dumber than you are.”
Remember what those Loony Libertarians always say: “A vote for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil.” People who don’t stand for something will always fall for anything. No matter the outcome, you should never ever vote for a candidate you don’t really believe in.- And The Blower says regardless of the outcome of tomorrow’s really-historic elections, Hurley the Historian predicts consequences for America are still foreboding. The nation is already nearly $18 Trillion in Debt and the struggle for the soul of our once great nation will must continue.
And no matter what happens in tomorrow’s elections, TEA Party Patriots will still be trying to defund ObamaCare, get rid of Common Core, and get to the bottom of all those other Scandals for which Obama should’ve been impeached years ago, if only Republicans in Congress hadn’t all needed new spines. And if our TEA Partiers have some spare time, maybe they can find a few good Conservative Candidates to run against all those RINOs in Congress who surrender to Obama and his Disingenuous DemocRATS every chance they get. 
So now with only one more day until the 2014 Elections, it’ll be your last chance yo pass judgement on Obama, with 809 more days yet remaining during America’s Dark Ages of Obama (unless he’s impeached), it’s still just like what our Unlicensed Anderson Laureate submitted in 2012 to the Whistleblower’s Weekly Limerick Contest:
This year when the elections are done
I’ll be so glad ’cause it hasn’t been fun
Biden’s laughing and smirking
Obama’s BS isn’t working
Why couldn’t someone like Lincoln have run?
- Meanwhile in Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says at least this year Channel 19 will be expanding its election coverage in Northern Kentucky on November 4. Teams of reporters are already camped out at the Boards of Elections in Kenton, Campbell, and Boondoggle Counties, in case there’s any late-breaking news.
….But We Will Predict
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says on the Sunday before Tuesday’s Elections, every poll in every race across the entire country is tied, just to keep people interested in the Election Hype. But The Blower has done some exhaustive polling on its own, tracking the mood of likely voters across the Tri-state.- And Monday, we’ll reveal the winners of all those races even before the polls open. It’s scientific. It’s precise. And it’s guaranteed accurate.
- Screw the pundits. Forget exit polls. Persons of Consequence on our really extra special “Whistleblower Insiders List” could possibly see Tuesday’s winners exclusively in a special Monday edition of The Blower.
Character Still Don’t Mean Crap
Pundits are perplexed: How can all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, say “character” matters when so many politicians who claimed term limits were a great idea when they were first elected, still plan to keep voting themselves pay raises and perks until the day they die.- Analysts are amazed: How can anybody believe “leadership” is vital when so many overpaid incumbents are running unopposed?
- Critics are confused: How can We the Over-Taxed Payers vote for feel-good tax levies without knowing how much they’ll actually cost, especially after seeing nothing but lies promoting school tax hike scams while some Disingenuous DemocRAT in the county auditor’s office keeps jacking up your property values? Why the local GOP let him run unopposed is beyond us!
- Remember when “Beanball Jim” Bunning called Bill Clinton the most corrupt, amoral, and despicable president he’d ever seen? We can only wonder what the old Beanballer has to say about some of the other sleazebags we see running for office these days, or the fact that both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been campaigning in Northern Kentucky for Alison Wondergams Grimes in her over-hyped race against Republican Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell this year.
With The Whistleblower’s help, this year’s campaigns seem a lot nastier than ever. Last-minute mudslinging and dirty tricks are the order of the day. Every candidate claims he has a poll that says he’s way ahead. Some Liberal DemocRATS won’t even admit which political party they’re representing. A record amount of money is being spent to get these bozos elected and issues passed. And nobody’s quite sure where all this fat cat cash is coming from. We’re surprised there aren’t more lawsuits and complaints to the Elections Commission, for whatever good that would do. Still, the Ghost of Richard Nixon says all of these people are giving politics a bad name.- Do you remember a couple of years ago when The Fishwrap seemed genuinely surprised that the biggest donors to tax levy campaigns were those organizations seeking the levies and companies benefitting from contracts with those organizations. Well, duh! How is that any different from the people and groups to donate to candidates?
This year there was no such “disclaimer” on that blatant 12-page four-color advertisement for the Forest Hills Schools humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam (that will really cost $170 million on top of the thousands of dollars in school taxes property owners are already paying) that voters received the week before the Elections. Word is the pro-levy campaign was contacting students away at college to be sure they vote to raise taxes they won’t have to pay, and School Board President Jim Frooman was campaigning door to door like a Bible salesman on the Lord’s Day, begging people to vote for the school tax hike. This is a campaign by the school district like no other. Will we have ballot box stuffing? Voter fraud? At this point, The Blower would not be surprised.
Maybe this year, Voters with no children in school will wise up and check the Auditor’s Web Site to see how much the latest School Tax Hike Scam will be costing them, along with the amount of School Taxes they’re already paying before they vote on Tuesday and see “Smiling Dallas” and all those folks in their “Taxformation” T-Shirts passing out propaganda at the polls also paid for by the over-taxed payers. Opponents say “Stop the Taxformation, Vote NO on Issue 4.”
Historically, Kneepad Liberals in the Press always allow Liberals to play the race card against Conservatives and publish last-minute hit pieces in cahoots with campaigns they’re in league with a few days before an election and lavish free undeserved publicity on candidates they support. The press and our so-called business leaders still won’t accept responsibility for the part their politically correct pandering has played in causing our moral abyss. This nation now has the kind of government it truly deserves for the same reason The Blower said the former Pants-dropper-in-Chief was first elected, in our Nov. 4, 1992, edition.
We asked: “How else could you explain how average Americans, 95% of whom learn everything they know about politics by watching lying TV campaign ads and daily distortions on local and national television newscasts presented by the liberal media, 89% of whom voted for Slick, would prefer to send to the White House, a shameless, tax-evading, draft-dodging, dope-smoking, pants-dropping, wife-cheating liar who will surely drag the nation down to the level of Arkansas?”
Then we answered: “Except that all those shameless tax-evaders, draft-dodgers, dope-smokers, pants-dropping wife-cheaters, and liars want people in office just like themselves.”
And you must admit: Slick is still keeping his end of the bargain, and Disgraceful DemocRATS and their willing accomplices in the liberal press are still doing their best to keep his legacy alive as he campaigns for Obama’s re-election.
- Ever since the elections in 2000, it’s been non-stop Bush-bashing for DemocRATS and their willing accomplices in the news media. It’s been six years since Obama was elected and they’re all still blaming Bush for every one of Obama’s mistakes.
Is it any wonder that during this election cycle, The Whistleblower Truth Squad has been busier than ever exposing all of those candidates’ false claims and outright lies that members of the mainstream news media have been too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest to report? Why else have these JINOs (Journalists in Name Only) been aiding and abetting the Liberal Agenda? For the most part we’ve successfully ignored the claptrap coming from all those bloggers in their basements trying to convince each other they have something important to say.- Finally, before tomorrow, Real Republicans should be joining DemocRATS and Independents demanding that the Ohio Secretary of State supervises elections in each of Ohio’s eighty-eight counties. During the past several elections we’ve heard about massive voting irregularities. At least tomorrow, Early Voter Fraud for 2014 will be over, and we’re no longer still waiting for the outcome in Judge Mr$. $tan Che$ley’s court where Disgruntled DemocRAT Tracie Hunter was trying to steal Judge John Williams’ Juvenile Court seat that he won fair and square years ago. Now we’re waiting to see if White Judge Nick Nadel sends Convicted Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter to the slammer.
So before we vote, let’s all say the Slacker’s Prayer.
Obama is my Shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down with Barney Frank. He leadeth me toward the still voting booths. He restoreth my welfare. He leadeth me to the path of food stamps for His name’ sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Nancy Pelosi, I shall fear no evil, for Oprah art with me. Thy 30 second paid advertising, it comforts me. Thou preparest a tax break before me in the presence of Joe Biden. Thou annointest my head with alternative energy, my Prius runneth fine.
Surely social programs and government intervention shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the DemocRAT held House of Representatives forever.
RACIAL HEALING UPDATE:
At Black Churches all over America on Sunday, as usual, sermons were political, racist “Get-out-the-Vote” handouts were considered to be “Community Service” announcements, and busses were waiting to take parishioners down to their local Boards of Elections to vote early and often for their local DemocRATS for whom they were told to vote.
Speaking of which, did you see Saturday Night Live’s Satirical Black Panel Show: “What Would It Take For Obama To Lose Black Vote?” The Black Moderator reported “All over America’s Obama’s approval rating has dropped five points to 41%, but even worse than that, the president’s approval rating among black voters has dropped seven points, all the way down to 92%.”
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