Daily Archives: October 23, 2014

Special “Angry Andersonian” E-dition

Thursday, October 23, 2014   

All About Anderson

          image005Yesterday at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why so many of the “Suburban References” in The Blower were about Anderson Township, which claims to be conveniently located less than 15 minutes from downtown Cincinnati, with superior neighborhoods, excellent schools, preserved green spaces, and diverse park and recreational offerings that make this community unique. It’s also easily accessible to the Greater Cincinnati-Northern Kentucky International Airport, 25 minutes away (but only seven minutes away if Kane’s Good Friend, Fellow Anderson Resident/ Revered Former Congressman Bob McEwen is doing the driving.)

“Soreheads in the Suburbs are pretty much the same in Anderson as they are in Greed or Sycamoron Township or in far away Suburban Oshkosh, wherever the hell that is,” Kane explained. “Folks hereabouts have the same problems, the same RINO politicians like Josh Gerth who publicly support humongous school tax hikes along with County Over-Taxed Payers’ Support for the City-Owned Union Terminal, a nearby poorly-managed urban area like Cincinnati to make fun of, and even some of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice as neighbors, although thankfully not so many.”

  • image007OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose G.K. Chesterton’s “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”
  • AND HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on yesterday’s date in 1975, Air Force Sergeant Leonard Matlovich, a decorated veteran of the Vietnam War, was given a “general” discharge after publicly declaring his homosexuality and long-time Whistleblower reader, Anderson resident Jim Applegate (who has since passed away) was the Air Force Colonel who prosecuted him. In Obama’s Army, Matlovich would probably be given general’s stars by now and been married to his gay lover at the White House, and our good friend Colonel Jim would now spinning in his grave.
  • TV OR NOT TV: How bad was Anderson Cable TV’s October 7 program when the League of Women Vipers signed the Whistleblower Pledge and allowed the audience say the Pledge of Allegiance where Feckless Fishwrap Editrix Wedgie Washburn gave her opening remarks at the “Campaign Forum” between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent at the Anderson Center? The ratings were so bad, the following week, Anderson Cable TV announced it was going out of business. Coincidence? Anderson Trustee Angry Andy Pappas says, “We think not!” Every day, if we look hard enough, The Blower can find the fruits of capitalism.

  • TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to that Doofus DemocRAT who debated Brinkman. He only flubbed JFK’s “Ask not what your country can do for you” quote three freaking times during his opening remarks. 
  • IGNORANCE OF THE LAW UPDATE: If Section 3315.07 of the Ohio Revised Code says that no Board of Education shall use public funds to support or oppose the passage of a school levy or to compensate any school district employee for time spent on any activity to influence the outcome of a school levy or bond issue, how do you explain all those complaints about what’s happening in the Forrest Gump School District these days?

People With No Children in School say “Maybe they’re as illiterate as some of the students they’re graduating!”

  • image010ALSO IN ANDERSON: School Board Member Julie Bissinger has been nominated to be a “Blower Babe,” just like A Better Way for Forest Hills spokesperson Elizabeth Barber. Julie, we understand, was the lone dissenting vote on the Forrest Gump School Board’s decision to put that Humongous $103 million Forrest Gump School District Tax Hike that will really cost dumbed-down voters $170 million on the ballot. In the words of “Wayne’s World,” that would make both Julie and Elizabeth “Babe-o-licious.”  That term, our Garrulous Grammarian says, is only used when a woman/babe exhibits such exceeding beauty that she makes one’s mouth water with desire.

Voters With No Children in School looking to buy one of those mythical $100,000 houses read in yesterday’s “School Tax Scam” E-dition that the Tax Increase on a house valued at $114,930, would only be 199.14 per year for 32.5 years ($6,472.05) on top of what the owner is already paying, and that the Median Value Home in the Forrest Gump School District is around $210,000, where the Tax Increase would only be $363.89 per year for 32.5 years ($11,826.43) on top of what that lucky owner is already paying. “So how much in taxes are those lucky owners now paying?” these Angry Andersonians wanted to know.

image011The Auditor’s Web Site lists annual school taxes home owners are already paying on a $100,000 home in Forest Hills as $1,138.90. $210,000 home would be 2.1 times the $100,000 number or $2,391.69. All property taxes home owners are already paying are $2,311.67 for $110,000, and $4,854.51 just to live in their own $210,000 house.

Too many people pay their property taxes through escrow, so they’re not paying attention.  That’s the sinister thing about real estate taxes, that Tax-and-Spenders on School Boards are counting on.

image008Folks at A Better Way for Forest Hills say the $210,000 median value homeowner is already paying $2,311.67 in school taxes every year, and the district wants him to pay another $363.89.  The sneaky part is the .5 mil “permanent improvement” levy tacked on to the bond levy.  PERMANENT, not 32.5 years.  This is a NEW TAX to continue to maintain nine buildings even though enrollment will be only 75% of what it was when the district added the extra facilities fifty years ago.

image012“Tell those folks not to worry,” says our Double Dipping Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor, “next year after my friends and supporters at Hamilton County Republican Headquarters allow me to be re-elected one more time, everybody will be getting another tax increase whether they voted for it or not when my drive by appraisers jack up your real estate taxes one more time.

  • image012RACIAL HEALING IN ANDERSON: Fear not White People, one of our Aggravated Andersonians’ Caucasian husband was just called for jury duty. Payback is priceless. Better not be a soul brother up there looking for justice like Judge Hunter and her pokey Clyde Bennett. He’s on DABUZZ now saying the judge has to throw out the conviction. Aggravated says they should hold the new trial he’s requesting in Adam’s County and see what real country justice is like. The Judge Traci’s Tribe might not even be safe. Whites stay away from Downtown during the Soul Festival, the Black Family Reunion and now they want to bring the NAALCP Convention back to town in 2016. The Trolley Folly is supposed to be running then so maybe all those 4,000 in attendance could pay $5 per person to ride on the Stupid Streetcar through the Killing Fields of Over-the Rhine.
  • image014IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says NoKY Soreheads in Kenton, Campbell, and Boondoggle Counties see many of the same problems as our Angry Andersonians. They also have RINO politicians who publicly support humongous school tax hikes, a nearby poorly-managed urban areas like Covington and Newport to make fun of, and even some of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice as neighbors, although thankfully not so many.

They’re also glad they don’t have any Township Trustees like Disgraced Former Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien who get themselves arrested for Masturbating in a Wellborn Woman’s Car or High School Sophomores named Muhammed who Paint Penises on Football Fields. Our Sarcastic Sage says along with the likes of Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters, Suburban Soreheads in Kenton, Campbell, and Boondoggle Counties have enough scandals on their own. 


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image017Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our October fund-raising drive from the Forrest Gump School Board, using this opportunity to explain the meaning when they say they want you to “Join the Transformation.” What it means is, they just want to “transform” your money into theirs.  Or maybe from the looks of this really gay-looking sign, Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson wouldn’t object if Sodomy Rites Activists Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis used this sign to support their Gay Transformation Objectives of impressionable young teen age boys to become fabulous homosexual drag queens.


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