Special “Political Lying Season” E-dition

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

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  • image004Every politician in America has been celebrating ever since last week when I ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns. —Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black
  • What else would you expect from the same Liberal Whacko Judge who ruled in favor of Same Sex Marriage? —Phil Burr-Ass at Citizens for Community Values
  • And it’s not a moment to soon, since there are now only 49 more days until the 2014 Midterm Elections on November 6. —DemocRAT Vote Frauders
  • How much did Finney charge his clients for filing all those complaints whenever they were caught lying? —Ohio Elections Commission
  • Is it now OK for me to tell all the students in my college political science class that it’s OK to lie? —Disgraced Former Ohio Second District Congresswoman “Mean Jean” Schmidt
  • Is it OK to tell Ohio’s First District DemocRATS I only got 3% of the vote when I ran as a Republican against “Mean Jean” and “Bronze Star” Brad” Wenstrup in the 2012 Republican Congressional Primary, even if it is true? —Flim-Flamming Flyboy Fred Kundrata
  • How many lies have I been caught in during my Ohio Gubernatorial Campaign. —Doomed DemocRAT Ed FitzGerald
  • image006Some people might say I’ve not been telling the truth, either, but I just like to park and see if I can get away without putting money in the meter. —Disingenuous DemocRAT Attorney General Candidate David A. Pepper
  • Were we telling voters the Truth when we voted to piss away $1 Million of the Over-Taxed Payers’ money on Racial Extortionist Liz Rogers’ Mahogany’s Restaurant at the Banks?—The Soul Food Six on Cincinnati City Clown-cil (Wendell Young, Charlie Winburn, rich heiress boy Alexander Paul George Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin’, and Cecil Thomas)
  • Were we telling the Truth when we told Voters we could find money to operate Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly? —The Streetcar Six (Clown-cil Members Flynn Flam” are Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback, P.G. Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, and Wendell Young, along with Vice Mayor David Mann)
  • We totally agree that the answer to false statements in politics is not to force silence (by forbidding lies) but to encourage truthful speech in response, and to let the voters, not the Government, decide what the political truth is. —American Civil Liberties Union
  • Do you think we’re actually smart enough to decide what the political truth is? — All Those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice
  • image007Does the Judge really suppose we’re going to tell voters every time a candidate fails to tell the Truth? —Feckless Fishwrappers
  • How many times have we heard that the Press is “too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest to do their jobs, let alone to report the Truth?” —Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda
  • Members of the Media always have an Agenda, and the Judge supposes candidates being lied about have the same access to money and the media as the ones telling the lies. —Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda
  • That’s the big problem. After your opponent’s campaign spends a million dollars lying about you, it’s hard to raise a dime for your own defense. —Political Fundraisers

  • The reason my campaign keeps hounding Dumbed-Down DemocRATS for Donations is to raise money to tell lies about Mitch McConnell to combat the Truth about me. —Alison Wondergams Grimes
  • Would I be lying if I said I wasn’t running for president full time? —Kentucky Senator Rand Paul
  • Was I lying when I said I knew what I was doing when I picked Kenton County Republican State Senator Chris McDaniel as my running mate the 2015 GOP primary for governor and lieutenant governor? —Kentucky Agriculture Commissioner James Comer
  • I never lied when I was in politics, just like when I now say I’m not practicing law anymore. —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
  • On this day in 1940, Congress imposed the draft and Selective Service was born, but it wasn’t till the Vietnam War that WLW Hate Radio Political Trash Talker Bill Cunningham lied to his draft board and skedaddled to Saskatchewan. —Hurley the Historian
  • image008There would be a lot fewer items to select from every day if we could only chose items where politicians were telling the Truth. —Your Quote for Today Committee
  • Are our winners lying, or do they actually believe all those stupid things they say? —Liberals Say the Stupidest Things Award Committee
  • If The Reds tell you they haven’t been eliminated for 2014 today, will they be lying? —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall
  • Are people on TV who tell lies about their personal lives as bad as politicians? —“Trish the Dish” on Channel 19 News

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