Tuesday, September 9, 2014
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On September 10, 2001, Americans had not yet been attacked by those Murdering Muslim terrorists on our own soil, and Obama, his Dysfunctional DemocRATs, and all those Kneepad Liberals in the Press who still believe things have never changed, except that two years ago on September 11, where four Americans were murdered at Obama’s and Hillary’s Benghazi Massacre right before Obama’s re-election, on 9/11’s eleventh anniversary. —Hurley the Historian- Barack Obama, Warrior President has just returned after leading from behind at last week’s Conference in Wales with a broad coalition of nations to join America in Obama’s latest Crusade in the Middle East with no firm commitment to wage a coordinated military campaign. —NATO
- And we’ve already drafted a sternly-worded letter. —The United Nations
America is now waiting for Obama’s big speech on the eve of the 9/11 Anniversary, where he says he’ll outline his administration’s plans for fighting ISIS without asking Congress for approval. All day Monday and Tuesday we’ve be promoting that speech like it’s the Sermon on the Mount. —Obama Supporters in the Press- TV Newscasters tell us it’s going to be the most important speech he’s ever made. —Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice
When will we be off to the Gates of Hell using Muslim Terrorists as our ground troops because ISIS is using weapons Obama gave to the Syrian Rebels clearly marked “Property of the U.S. Government?” —Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden- It’s imperative that Obama take a strong stance against ISIS to ensure Iraq does not become a terrorist safe haven that serves as a launching pad for attacks on America. —Ohio’s Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup
- Why should we listen to Obama on ISIS? He didn’t listen to the American people on Stimulus, ObamaCare, Fast and Furious, IRS scandal, NSA, not to embrace the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, and various other actions contrary to our Constitution. —Allen West, Also a Lieutenant Colonel
- Today we’ve chosen the DemocRAT National Committee’s Donna Brazile for “Hate Is Not A Strategy For Victory” Over ISIS statement, and for telling ABC’s George Stephanopoulos “We Need The Arab League To Help Stop ISIS’ Caliphate… By The Way, What Is A Caliphate?” —Your “Liberals Say the Stupidest Things” Award
- Clearly, I would’ve been a better president than Obama, but I still don’t plan to run again in 2016. —Mitt Romney
The Meaning of 9/11 has certainly changed during the Obama Administration with Obama’s efforts to “rebrand” the events of this horrific date and turn it into a Left-wing Looney day of national service, so they can feel good about hating America. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
They are trying to disregard “Patriot Day” memorials promoted by the Bush administration, since the Obama White House is behind a cynical, coldly calculated political effort to erase the meaning of the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks from the American psyche and convert September 11 into a day of leftist celebration and statist idolatry. —Bluegrass DemocRATS - Maybe that’s why we chose Bush’s “Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward and freedom will be defended. We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
- At least this year there are no publicity-seeking pastors burning a Koran on September 11. —Muslim Men with Beards Who Claim They Don’t Support Terrorism Or Beheading Innocent People
- Continuous media coverage of credible but unconfirmed ISIS threat to disrupt last weekend’s Oktoberfest in Mainstrasse turned out to not to be very credible at all. —Homeland Security
- That’s funny, we didn’t see many Muslims drinking beer at Oktoberfest last weekend. —Mainstrasse Merchants
- Does this mean we’ll also have to start making Muslims feel welcome at our Fort Mitchell County Club Christmas Parties? — Graydon Head (You Know, That Law Firm Where Rick “The Batboy” Robinson Used To Work)
- Wouldn’t “The War Powers Protection Act of 2014” prevent Obama from going to war without Congressional Approval? —Kentucky Fourth District Congressman Thomas Massie
- Are people calling me a wussie just because I won’t be leading a Senate filibuster against Obama’s War Against ISIS? —Rand Paul
My campaign is still whining because my opponent Bitch McConnell refused to condemn a National Republican Senatorial Committee spokesman’s degrading-and-offensive characterization of me as “an empty dress.” —Kentucky Secretary of State Alison Wondergams Grimes- I’d still like to see her in an “empty dress.” —Horny in Hebron
- Please don’t publish the Ohio Supreme Court’s denial of my reinstatement that forced me to retire in that state too? —“Eric Call Me Crazy” Deters
He isn’t “retiring.” They refused to reinstate him. When he resigns with discipline pending — and he is still suspended — it will operate as a disbarment, so he can “never” be licensed in Ohio again. —That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters including lovely Lisa Wells (the attorney who replaced Crazy Eric on WLW Hate Radio)- You’d have thought any semi-competent lawyer would have known that. —Maureen O’Conner, Ohio Supreme Court Chief Justice
- Trish the Dish wonders why they gave the 9/11 holiday to the number you’re supposed to use to call the police? —Channel 19 Short Attention Span News at 6:30 PM
- There’s no such thing as a dumb blonde? — Channel 5’s Sheree Paolello
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
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