Daily Archives: August 26, 2014

Special “Funeral in Ferguson” E-dition

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

  • Michael Brown’s funeral was the lead story on every newscast in America because it was the most import event in the entire world. —Liberal Race-Baiters at PMSNBC
  • It was America’s most-hyped Racial Division Event since the Trayvon Martin Funeral last year. —Other Obama Supporters in the Press

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  • image008But all over America on Monday, we were comparing Black Looting in Ferguson to the Boston Tea Party. —Activist Teachers
  • And we’re encouraging All DemocRATS to capitalize on the Racial Strife in Ferguson. —DemocRAT National Committee
  • How dare the New York Times imply Michael Brown was “no Angel?” —Liberal Whackos
  • Thankfully, they didn’t dare to interrupt our morning programs? —“The View” Watchers
  • Did we forget to preview Michael Brown’s Funeral on our front page? —Monday’s Fishwrap
  • A very useful YouGov poll that tracks public sentiment about Ferguson over time shows that despite the 24/7 racial demagoguery from cable news network´s like CNN and PMSNBC, public opinion is moving in the exact opposite direction from what the media is aiming for. Between August 14-17 a plurality of only 45% believed Ferguson residents reacted unreasonably following the shooting of Michael Brown. Four days later that number jumped to a clear majority of 56%. —John Nolte at Breitbart
  • At last somebody could’ve mentioned Monday was the anniversary of the day Teddy Kennedy became a good DemocRAT in 2009. —Hurley the Historian
  • We only sent three low level Black people nobody ever heard of to Michael Brown’s Funeral, but that was still three more people than we sent to the recent funeral of Major General Greene, the highest ranking officer murdered in Afghanistan, and three more than we sent to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s funeral last year. —Obama’s White House
  • image009Don’t forget, I was there. —Obama’s Race-Baiter #1 Al Sharpton
  • We sent National Executive Director Nihad Awad to Michael Brown’s Funeral in Ferguson to milk the event for all it was worth. —KY’s National Council on American-Islamic Relations Board Chairbabe Roula Allouch
  • Don’t forget-I’m giving the Keynote Address at the upcoming Muslim Convention in Detroit. —Jimmy Carter
  • image011Did you notice neither Michael Brown’s (Leslie McSpadden and Michael Brown, Sr.) parents nor Trayvon Martin’s Parents (Sybrina R Fulton and Tracy Martin) at Sunday’s White Guilt Fest in Missouri shared the same last names? —Phil Burr-ass at Citizens for Community Values
  • Did the news media ever report Michael Brown’s police record? —Ferguson Cops
  • I’m still promising a vigorous prosecution. —Missouri Governor Jay Nixon Governor
  • image012I’m still promising a Civil Rights Circus indictment. —Obama’s Racially Obsessed Attorney General Eric Holder
  • Sunday, Missouri DemocRAT Congressman Lacy Clay said “there is going to be a problem in the streets” of Ferguson if “justice” is not served in the case of Officer Darren Wilson fatally shooting Michael Brown on purpose. —CBS’s “Face The Nation”
  • Black Looters in Ferguson stopped looting as soon as all the good stuff was stolen. —Larry the Looter
  • What if we “Just said No” to Black Looters? —White America
  • Do I win Today’s “Liberals Say the Stupidest Things” Award for comparing Ferguson to “Apartheid In South Africa?” —PMSNBC Resident RINO Joe Scarborough
  • We’re already making a fortune from Michael Brown Merchandise. —White On-Line Merchants
  • And we were selling “I Survived the Ferguson Riots” T-Shirts outside Michael Brown’s Funeral. —Black Entrepreneurs
  • We’re investigating a brutal beating of a white man by Black thugs at a Mississippi restaurant some are calling an attempted revenge killing for Michael Brown, but it’s not a “Hate Crime.” —West Point, Mississippi Black Police Chief Tim Brinkley
  • How about all that looting that never took place in Napa, California after all the power went off this weekend? —California Winers
  • I would really be so proud of those Black Looters. —Martin Luther King, Jr.
  • image014How did we get to the point of having Al “the Riot King” Sharpton as the White House point person for racial reconciliation – and having a racist attorney general like Eric Holder come to the rescue of Ferguson? —Conservative Black Preacher Jesse Lee Peterson
  • That’s why we chose Black Republican Former Congressman Allen West’s “I have had it with the politics of race baiters who use iambic pentameter sing-song speech to anesthetized blacks from the reality of their demise.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
  • Obama really missed a lot on vacation (9 rounds of golf, 2 beach visits, 9 foreign leader phone calls, 1 DemocRAT fundraiser, 3 on-camera statements: Iraq; Iraq & Ferguson; ISIL execution of American, 6 nights out: 4 dinners, 1 jazz show, 1 birthday party, 1 family bike ride, and 2 hikes), but there were still plenty of crises waiting for him when he returned. —CBS News
  • At least there were no racial profiling incidents with at Mediocre American Ball Park on Monday. —Reds Owner Bob Castellini’s Other Son Phil
  • Trish the Dish says you’ll never guess what our Number One Story was yesterday. —Channel 19 News

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