Daily Archives: June 12, 2014

Special “Leadership Vacuum” E-dition

Thursday, June 12, 2014

These Days, We Really Miss Reagan

  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1987, President Ronald Reagan challenged Soviet Leader Mikhail Gorbachev to “tear down” the Berlin Wall, and our Quote for Today Committee says, “That’s really a no-brainer for us,” as we now show you the video. Do you think many of our Obama Supporters in the Press will be asking what Reagan would’ve thought about Obama’s imbecilic exchange of one US deserter for five top Taliban leaders held at Guantanamo Bay? Don’t hold your breath.

Not that any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, would know the difference. 

The rest of us will be enduring our current leadership vacuum while we’re continuing to count down the 953 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

  • image006IN WASHINGTON:  Our DC Newsbreaker says flags were flown at half staff Wednesday after TEA Party Patriots defeated Amnesty-Loving GOP House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in Tuesday’s Republican Primary, signaling doom for any thoughts John Boehner might’ve had for ramming thru any so-called “Immigration Reform” any time soon. The jockeying among Republicans to replace Cantor as House majority leader Tuesday night even before all the votes were counted in his stunning primary loss, and Disingenuous DemocRATS could hardly wait to email everybody trying to raise money to defeat Conservative Columnist Ann Coulter and the dreaded TEA Party. Photo-Shopper Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper could hardly wait to get his digs in, too. And some local Real Republicans are saying today’s Blower should’ve been called our “You’re Next, Wenstrup If You Keep Staying in Washington and Lose Touch With Your Constituents” e-dition.
  • SUPPORTING THE REPUBLICAN ESTABLISHMENT looks dumber and dumber these days. The Blower wonders how that will help ticket sales for next Monday’s Republican National Committee event welcoming the 2016 Presidential Ticket of Jeb “Fighting for Amnesty” Bush and Rob “Fighting for Same Sex Marriage” Portman at the Queen City Club. Just check out some of the prices. 

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 Please excuse the fuzzy resolution above, but Alex T., Mall Cop GOP’s folks at Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters e-mailed a really crappy invitation.

  • image010MEANWHILE, DISGRUNTLED DEMOCRATS continue to complain about the way Hamilton County Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka is running the Party. Today they want to know how much debt the Hamilton County DemocRAT Party has. [Rumor says it’s a paltry $500,000.]
  • ONLY EIGHT MORE DAYS: Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says please don’t forget, image011June 20 is the last day to pay their Second Half 2013 Hamilton County Property Taxes (jacked up by our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor) and any taxes paid after that date will accrue a penalty and/or interest; and failure to receive a tax bill will not avoid such penalty and/or interest. Are Republicans actually offering any opposition during the next 145 days until the November Elections? 

How long has The Blower been giving Hamilton County free public service ads? Edition #54 (published June 11, 1991) shows how were helping out even back them. [SEE THE ENTIRE EDITION #54 HERE]

  • image014MORE RIDICULOUS AWARDS: The Greater Cincinnati Pro Chapter of the Society of Un-Professional Journalists is pleased to announce the winners of the 2014 Excellence In Journalism contest, and over at The Fishwrap, the Idiotorial Board (comprised of Publisher Margaret Buchanan, Editor Wedgie Washburn, and writers Cindi Andrews, Krista Ramsey, and Julie Zimmerman) can hardly wait to see which “real newspaper” won the “Best Newspaper” Award.
  • image015IN ANDERSON, Township Trustee Andy Pappas wonders if the guy he defeated, Disgraced Former Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien will be bringing his inflatable girlfriend to tonight’s Party on the Plaza at the Anderson Center, just like he did last time.
  • IN WARREN COUNTY, Republicans have a pretty light calendar of events. Their own organizational meeting was held Tuesday night and it wasn’t even on the calendar. But the big boner was listing “June 4 listed as “Independence” Day. No Kidding!  That was added by an ELECTED OFFICIAL, Warren County Commissioner Pat South.  As even the most dumb-down, politically-correct low-information, Obamaphone-holding voter knows, “Independence” Day is sometime in July.
  • ALSO FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH: Was a police officer recently fired for failing to charge a firefighter with DUI after the firefighter struck several cars when he drove the wrong way on U.S. 35 last fall? That’s what this story says.
  • image017IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he understands all that criticism of Obama’s POW trade.  But some of the reasoning behind the criticism seems shallow and stupid. Our troops are in a country, Afghanistan, where the Taliban are doing, and have been doing, everything in their power to kill anybody in a U.S. uniform.  This has been going on for 13 years. The ‘stan is a very dangerous place.  And if the danger and threat levels are already stratospheric (the Taliban want to kill all Americans), how does it become even riskier.  It is so hazardous in Afghanistan that talk show hosts and bloggers and Congress people are safely in America ranting — yet, they won’t set foot in the ‘stan, a place that they are experts about (not). Is the argument then:  These five guys from Gitmo are so sly and wily they will make the battlefield worse than it is? On the other hand, if they are so sly and wily, and such great military geniuses, how did they happen to get caught in the first place? General Robert E. Lee managed to stay out of the hands of those damned Yankees, didn’t he?

image019NOTE: Retired Cleveland Pain Dealer News Hawk Turned Bellwether Blogger Bill Sloat assisted with this item. 

The CamBoozler also reports the manhunt for Joseph Hall continues, since the inmate still hasn’t voluntarily returned to the Kenton County Detention Center since he walked away from a work detail on May 28. Yesterday, Terry “The Smiling Jailer” personally led the search at the Northern Kentucky Nudist Camp in Florence. “It’s not that we really expected to find him there,” Terry admitted, “But my guys just like looking at the all those titties.”

  • image020FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking if Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was planning to enjoy the opening night of the Cincinnati Opera Season at Music Hall tonight. “Funny you should ask,” Kane said. “Yesterday, Whistleblower Research Bureau Chief Fearless Ferret was going through the archives and found pictures of me when I sang one of the lead roles in Bizet’s masterpiece many years ago with the same Cincinnati Opera, but that was when I was a lot younger and a whole lot thinner.”

Curiously enough, that was the same year our Cross-Dressing Attorney had auditioned for the role of Carmen, the sultry gypsy girl, but he got to be one of the flower girls instead.

Over the years, the Cincinnati Opera has asked Kane to reprise his role many times, but our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher has always respectfully declined, preferring to give others a chance to be a star, like Term Limits ought to be for politicians. Also, walking around downtown Cincinnati at night is a lot more dangerous than it used to be thirty years ago.

“But why haven’t we heard about your tour de force as a baritone before this?” someone asked. “Probably just my usual modesty,” Kane explained.

Oh, the Humility

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image028Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Obama’s Defenseless Secretary Chuck Hagel, who Fox News reports tried to justify to skeptical lawmakers the controversial swap of five Taliban leaders for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, by claiming the former Gitmo detainees were not planners and hadn’t participated in attacks on Americans — to which House Armed Services Committee Chairman Buck McKeon responded: ‘Bin Laden didn’t pull a trigger, but we went after him.”

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Today’s edition is brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our June fund-raising drivefrom the Republican National Committee, for trying to help them sell a few more of those $32,400 event co-chairmanship tickets for next Monday Night’s Soirée for Suckers.  


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Reagan Vs. Obama – Social Economics 101

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