Friday, May 30, 2014
Another Winning Whistleblower Idea
John Steele Gordon at The American says the 2014 midterm elections are only 158 days away and America’s future hangs in the balance. While no one can foresee the future, the past is often a good guide. In this case, the history of a midterm 20 years ago sheds much light on the one coming up. That election changed American political history; so could this one.
One way to turn probable pick-ups into a 1994-style rout this midterm would be for the Republicans to, once again, nationalize the election, and position themselves credibly as the party of real reform.
That’s why The Blower is calling for Republicans to offer their “2014 Contract with America.” Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabothead already agrees: “Even though it may be enough this year to be anti-Obama, I believe the American people deserve to know just what they’re voting for. Having a unifying set of principles and specific goals would also give the new Congress an agenda to move forward with after this fall’s elections are over, and the new Congress is sworn in in January.” [READ MORE HERE]
But maybe first, we need to make sure none of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, gets to vote this time.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than our old friend Newt Gingrich (shown here with our Not Easily Impressed Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane), author of the Republican’s original “Contract with America” that swept an historic number of Republicans into office in 1994, and he’s been Robocalling area voters for weeks about his upcoming Conservative Confab. If The Newtster could do it once, he should surely be able to do it again with the colossal mess Obama and his Disingenuous DemocRATS have made of the country during the past five years.
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in rewarding successful Conservative planning and a notable recent proponent to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Newt’s “You can’t trust anybody with power.”
- “WHERE WILL HE BE THIS YEAR?” by Revered Former Ohio Congressman Bob McEwen (shown last week at Normandy with his better half)
Every year the French have a four-day D-Day celebration in Normandy, complete with American uniforms, tanks, jeeps and guns. They still honor the Americans who died there.
In all the years since, the president of our country has only FOUR TIMES not been there to commemorate the occasion.
Four times in 69 years! I wonder who would have had the lack of respect to not honor our fighting forces.
SHAME ON AMERICA FOR ELECTING A NON-VETERAN PRESIDENT WHO DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF: HE IS ABSOLUTELY A DISGRACE TO ALL WHO FOUGHT FOR THIS NATION AND ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES.
VETERANS SHOULD FORWARD THIS TO THEIR VETERAN FRIENDS AND CONTACTS!
June 6, 2013 marked the 69th anniversary of “D-Day,” the largest invasion ever attempted, where 200,000 Americans stormed the beaches at Normandy to begin the final push to defeat Nazi Germany in WWII. D-Day was the turning point in WWII in Europe. Each year, European heads of state make it a point to recall and honor the sacrifices of those who landed in Normandy, as do American Presidents….well, most of them.
In the 70 years since D-Day, there have only been four occasions when the President of the United States chose not to visit the D-Day Monument that honors the soldiers killed during the Invasion.
Those occasions were:
1. Barack Obama, 2010
2. Barack Obama, 2011
3. Barack Obama, 2012
4. Barack Obama, 2013
For the past 70 years, every American President except Obama has taken the time to honor the memory and sacrifices of the 6,000 American soldiers killed on D-Day. …Except Obama!
June 6 2010
Obama had no events scheduled.
June 6, 2011
Obama met with the National Security team and was interviewed by WEWS Cleveland and WDIV in Detroit about the auto industry – FAR too busy to visit the D-Day memorial.
June 6, 2012
Instead of honoring our fallen soldiers, Obama made a campaign trip to California on Air Force One (at over-taxed payers’ expense) to raise funds for (his) upcoming re-election.
June 6, 2013
Obama was doing ANOTHER fund raiser with the multimillionaires in the DemocRAT Senatorial Campaign Committee in Palo Alto CA, once again at over-taxed payers’ expense.
June 6, 2014
We’re not exactly sure on which golf course Obama plans to be, but we’re pretty sure we know where he won’t be.
America, we hope you’re really proud.
- “WELCOME TO 2014” by Mies van der Rohe, Who Couldn’t Have Been More Wrong When He Espoused The Design Concept of “Less Is More”
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Our Phones – Wireless
• Cooking – Fireless
• Cars – Keyless
• Food – Fatless
• Tires –Tubeless
• Dress – Sleeveless
• Youth – Jobless
• Leaders – Shameless
• Relationships – Meaningless
• Attitudes – Careless
• Babies – Fatherless
• Feelings – Heartless
• Education – Valueless
• Children – Mannerless
• Country – Godless
We’re all SPEECHLESS,
Congress is CLUELESS,
Our President is WORTHLESS,
And I’m scared SHITLESS.
GOD HELP US!
- “Redskins Rant” by George Armstrong Custer
Here is an email sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins.
Dear Mr. Page:
I always love your articles and I generally agree with them. I would suggest, as in an email I received, they change the name
to the Foreskins” to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in Congress.
Here are some other politically correct issues to consider: I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward. Let’s ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland
The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60s alive. Gone. It’s offensive to us white folk.
The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy? No! There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men’s lives.
I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres.
Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!
Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message for our children.
The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message for our children.
The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Another wrong message for our children.
The Milwaukee Brewers – well that goes without saying… Wrong message for our children.
So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing congress loves.
As a die-hard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women’s athletic teams to something other than “the Beavers.”
- AND A QUICKIE By Our Good Friend Bobby LeachFox News is already cowering down to the President…..
In response to Obama’s complaint that FOX News doesn’t show enough Black and Hispanic people on their network, FOX has announced that they will now air “America’s Most Wanted” TWICE a week.
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
Stories We’re Working On
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Vets Wait And Die - VA Employees Paid Millions To Do Union Business
- Obama’s Pointless West Point Speech
- Local Dems Who Hate Cranley and Burka
- More White Suburbanites Assaulted by Yoofs Downtown
- Free Bikini Wax at Anderson Towne Center
- Blacking Out McConnell and Grimes Ads in Ohio
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s what the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said it would take to get Obama impeached sometime during the next 966 days:
(A) Getting caught in more lies: 2%
(B) More Republican Congressional investigations: 1%
(C) Too many golf outings: 1%
(D) Cutting off the free stuff: 96%
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
Up Your Octane!
This week, everybody who is well aware of the fact that gasoline prices have more than doubled since Obama took office, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Orville Octane, who says buying gasoline is really a religious experience these days, because every time a preacher sees how much it costs to fill your tank, he yells, “Holy Christ!”
Orville wins a “Bomb Their Ass and Steal their Gas” T-shirt, a siphon for stealing his next-door neighbor’s gas, and once a week, One of Eric Deters’ Mexican Midgets promises to hide in Orville’s trunk so he can jump out and switch nozzles to Orville’s gas tank when other drivers are distracted waiting for their cars to fill up. His winning entry is:
Paying Nearly Four Dollars for a Gallon of Gas
Makes Crooked Bastards, Inc. happy, alas.
But they won’t be happy for long,
‘Cause greed is the name of their song,
As they shove the pump hose further up our ass.
Paying nearly four dollars for a gallon of gas
Is a phony price gouge, but it will not pass.
For Obama and his New World Order, you see,
It’s one more tool to destroy the bourgeoisie,
But Barry and his hell hounds can kiss my white ass.
Western Southern’s John Barrett says
Paying nearly four dollars for a gallon of gas
Is nothing less than a pain in the ass
I hear Charles Foster Kane
Has a car that runs on grain
I wish I had a car that runs on grass
Judge Norbert Nadel says
Paying nearly four dollars for a gallon of gas
Is really a royal pain in the ass.
But I pay what I gotta
‘Cause my car won’t run on watta
And it costs too much to cut my damn grass!
And from the Anderson Laureate (who’s still not successfully completed his racial sensitivity correspondence course):
Paying nearly four dollars for a gallon of gas
Is kinda like takin’ it right up the ass
I’ve got a car that runs on coal
Green energy ain’t my goal
When it comes to eco-friendly, I’ll pass.
When I was a kid, we rode bikes,
We walked where we could, and went on hikes
We did what we could
With coal, gas and wood
And there were no such things as homos and dykes.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“On June 6 we celebrate D-Day”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially, Disingenuous DemocRATS Stevecia Reece and David A. Pepper.
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Some price gouged items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally price gouged subscribers
Whistleblower Link of the Day
Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1431, Joan of Arc was burned at the stake. See what happens when women are allowed to serve in combat.
(Sent in by Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend PFC Kadon [1,266 Friends, 57 Mutual Friends], who says, “I’m willing to share a foxhole with a women any day.”
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