Daily Archives: May 4, 2014

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, May 4, 2014

The Whistleblower Week in Review

  • OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA COVER-UP STORY THIS WEEKwas when Obama Supporters in the Press covered-up all those lies told by the Obama Administration after the murder of Four Americans in Benghazi on the anniversary of 9/11 to help Obama get re-elected.  

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  • OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA COVER-UP STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama Supporters in the Press covered-up their previous cover-up last year on Press Freedom Day in 2013, when Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus said Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard did his best “Baghdad Bob” impersonation Wednesday when he told Fox News reporter Ed Henry covering up the murder of Americans at the Embassy in Benghazi was no big deal because it happened “a long time ago.” Yeah, right before the 2012 Elections, and that cover-up has continued every day since.

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  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE OBAMA COVER-UP STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama Supporters in the Press covered-up their previous cover-up of their original cover-up when Former White House National Security Council spokesman Tommy Vietor went on Fox News on Thursday, and after host Brett Baier grilled him over the issue of the talking points used after the attack, Vietor finally responded with, “Dude, this was like two years ago.”

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image056If you’re keeping score, Obama Supporters in the Press are now covering up their previous cover-up of their original cover-up to get Obama re-elected.


  • MONDAY in our Special “Honesty Day” E-dition,” The Blower quoted Rodney Dangerfield, when he said “The problem with political jokes is that they get elected!”

          image004This month started with dishonesty, white lies, trickery, with our “Annual Whistleblower Apology E-dition” to celebrate April Fool’s Day, so we’re trying to end the month on a slightly higher note on “Honesty Day.” Wednesday’s “national holiday” supposedly encourages honesty in the workplace and the marketplace and to honor the honorable” with a focus on “a nationwide emphasis this coming year on honesty to prevent the increasing examples of lying and fraud that are harming society and damaging our nation’s quality of life,” according to the holiday’s creator, M. Hirsh Goldberg, former press secretary to a governor of Maryland.

Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says people were asked to rank professions in terms of who is the most honest in the 2013 Gallup Annual Honesty and Ethics Poll. Nurses topped the list, along with Pharmacists, Grade School Teachers, Medical doctors, and Military Officers.

Still the least honest and ethical among us were Lobbyists, Members of Congress, Car Salespeople, State Officeholders, Advertising practitioners, TV Reporters, Lawyers, and Newspaper Reporters.

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  •  TUESDAY in our Special “Veracity Scorecard” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Why do our elected officials always score so low?” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

 image005Sorry we can’t find any “Honest Elected Officials” to interview for tomorrow’s “Honesty Day” Edition. —Whistleblower Researchers

It should be really easy to make jokes about Obama at Saturday Night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, as long as we don’t have to tell the truth. —Late Night TV Comedians

That’s why we chose Will Rogers, “I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

That’s why I said “I never lie.” —White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard

If elected officials were honest, how would we get all our free stuff? —All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice

We really hope The Blower won’t be going overboard on all this “Honesty” business Saturday on “Press Freedom Day.” —Kneepad Liberals in the Press

How honest was I when I admitted total ignorance about my Health Care Mandate’s legal issues? —John Gilligan’s Ditzy Daughter Kathleen Sebelius, Who Finally Resigned in Disgrace as Obama’s Secretary of Health and Human Services overseeing ObamaCare, But Sticking Around Long Enough to Collect That Humongous Government Pension and FREE Health Care Benefits

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  • WEDNESDAY in our Special “Honesty Day in America” E-dition,The Blower asked, “Isn’t once a year enough?”

 Honesty Day Has Finally Arrived…

 image013         … and everybody’s waiting to see if some politician actually opens his mouth and speaks the truth today. The Blower is betting that won’t happen. American politics is a world where no one says or does what he really means, because politics runs on lying and deceit. So how funny is it that a day dedicated to “Honesty” has been created, which is totally ignored by all politicians on the 30th of April each year? Maybe that’s why COAST’s Avarisious Attorney Chris Finney (who argued for Politicians’ Right to Lie before the U.S. Supreme Court last week) plans to sleep in today.

image015HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this day in 1945, holed up in a bunker under his headquarters in Berlin, Adolf Hitler committed suicide by swallowing a cyanide capsule and shooting himself in the head. You have to say this about Adolf—he knew how to be thorough, sort of like a guy who wears a belt and suspenders to keep his pants up. And wasn’t it ironic that Hitler killed himself on a Jewish holiday. Part time Rabbinical Scholar Charles Foster Kane says, “Any day Hitler killed himself would’ve been a Jewish holiday, just like the day Obama’s Secretary of State John Kerry announces his resignation.”

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  • THURSDAY, in our Annual “Day of Prayer Day” E-dition,The Blower said, “Unfortunately, under the Obama Administration we don’t have a prayer!”

Happy National Prayer Day, Everybody!

image016           LET US PRAY: Whistleblower Religious Editor Fielding Mellish says today is the 63rd Annual National Day of Prayer, and with still another 995 more days of Obama’s Immoral Administration before us, the entire nation certainly has something to pray about, especially all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.

Maybe our good friend Revered Former Ohio Congressman Bob McEwen can say a little prayer for us when he speaks at the Capitol this morning.

THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose the words of Mary Washington, mother of our nation’s first president: “Remember that God is our only sure trust.”

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  • FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”

image018Why, it’s none other than Vig Wagers, who says “You only have a ‘Gambling Problem’ if you’re losing!”

That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in promoting family values selected our Belterra Bookie to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items written by competent women plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Wilson Mizner’s Definition of Gambling: “The sure way of getting nothing for something.”

No wonder all those White, God-Fearing Citizens of Anderson are praying they don’t lose the deeds to their houses, finding new ways to piss away all their children’s inheritances gambling at Beterra’s so-called “Racino,” because nowhere in the world are there Casinos without attracting unsavory elements and major social problems.

image056Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially, our Three Trusty Anderson Township Trustees and Fiscal Officer, enjoying their VIP Parking Spaces at Belterra, even closer than the Handicapped Spaces.

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  • SATURDAY in our Special “Press Freedom Day” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Is The Blower is the only publication in the world that’s still free?”

Happy Press Freedom Day, Everybody!

 image021         OBAMA’S COVER-UP CONTINUES: Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard did his best “Baghdad Bob” impersonation Thursday.

South Carolina GOP Senator Lindsey Graham says, “The White House is blatantly lying about its role in the Benghazi cover-up now that a ‘smoking gun” email has been bared. We need a joint select committee in the House to dig out the truth.”

The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee subpoenaed Obama’s Secretary of State John Kerry to testify at a May 21 hearing about newly released Benghazi documents.

House Republicans plan to vote next week on a resolution that would urge Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate the IRS’s improper scrutiny of TEA Party groups, for all the good that will do.

And will wonders never cease? GOP House Speaker John Boehner finally stopped dragging his feet and announced a special committee will actually investigate the cover-up by the Obama Administration and their Willing Accomplices in the Press right before all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters returned Obama to The White House for a second time.

image023Which is just the sort of late-breaking news we can all continue to expect for the next 993 days during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is Impeached. To get your own personal Countdown Calendar, CLICK HERE!

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More Screw the TV Political Ads Because We Already Voted Absentee Insight This Weekend 

  • image025OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: The Drumbeat for Diversity got a little softer this week, after Fishwrap Editor Wedgie Washburn fired fourteen Fishwrappers, including lone idiotorial writer David Holthaus. Metro Mole says Skaggy Maggy will have to write them now, instead of just dictating her support for Affirmative Action, Early Voting, Same Sex Marriages, Voting Rights for Black Vote Frauders, Lying Campaign Ads, Illegal Immigrants and changes to the City’s Bike Lane Plan, whatever the hell that is. Word is The Fishwrap’s revenue is already down $1.6 million for 2014, so these Diversity Deductions probably won’t be the last this year.
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1865, Abraham Lincoln was laid to rest in his hometown of Springfield, Illinois. His funeral train had traveled through 180 cities and seven states before reaching Springfield. At each stop, mourners paid their respects to Lincoln, who had been assassinated on April 14. Maybe Obama could fly to Springfield for a photo op too.
  • THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Lincoln’s “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says the midterm congressional election season now begins in earnest, with primaries next week in Ohio and later this month in several other states including Kentucky. Messy intraparty disputes will be settled, and the final matchups will be set.
  • image026ISSUE ONE IS FOR SUCKERS: Passage of State Issue One would allow the State of Ohio to borrow almost $2 billion dollars, pass the funds on to favored political interests, and then have all Ohioans pay the money back over the next 30 years. There would be a political feeding frenzy over the borrowed money since local governments won’t have to pay it back! Large metropolitan areas like Cleveland will get lots of the borrowed money and have it paid back by Ohio’s over-taxed payers in small communities, who won’t see the benefits.
  • GAY RIGHTS UPDATE: Whistleblower Alternate Life-styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McCrevis are reporting the attorney for the gay activists Jennifer Branch stated that she filed to strike down Ohio’s Constitutional Amendment defining marriage as between one man and one woman, because it was unconstitutional.  When asked why, she said again, I told you, it is Unconstitutional. How low have standards for passing the Bar exam been lowered over the years! 
  • image027NOT READY FOR SELECTION: The 2016 Republican National Convention selection committee members came to town on Tuesday riding on a pony, but the presentation they saw from our local folks was just a big bunch of baloney, especially if the City publishes all the johns’ names during that Family Values Convention.
  • REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES concluded their Crystal Faulkner DemocRAT Donation of the Week series in style.  MS. Faulkner donated not once, not twice, but three times to Devious DemocRAT David A. Pepper for State Auditor, for a total of $2,000.  Crystal has more than demonstrated her liberal beliefs by donating so heavily to Pepper and many other liberal candidates.
  • image008STREETCAR PROGRESS UPDATE: Crews wasting millions more on Cincinnati’s Trolley Folly this week completing the turn onto Henry Street at the north end of the streetcar route this week. With this and the work done last weekend at Race Street and Central Parkway, total track completed stands at 7,112 feet. The eight members of the RNC convention selection committee who placed a high priority on transportation during their visit to Cincinnati on Tuesday will be glad to know this.
  • DEMOCRAT DECEIT: In Ohio’s First Congressional District, Flim-Flamming Flyboy Fred Kundrata, who received only 3% of the vote when he ran against “Bronze Star” Brad Wenstrup as a Republican in 2012, has now completely converted himself into a Disingenuous DemocRAT, showing scamming poor black women out of some doughnuts right after he read David A Pepper’s tweet about Holtman’s in Over-the-Rhine.

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  • image030FREE NEEDLE UPDATE: This week, Non-profit Poverty Pimps struck back in a guest Iditorial with the “CEO” of a “not-for-profit” referencing the overwhelming success of needle exchanges throughout the country.  Did he forget to mention that the General Accounting Office (GAO) for Congress determined most of the cited studies as non acceptable, containing more agenda than science?  That’s just part of why the feds banned funding for the free needle crowd…free needles supports ILLEGAL drug usage!
  • ANDERSON ANTICS: With only two more days until those all important 2014 Primary Elections, this weekend everybody’s wondering if Forest Hills Urinal Editor Eric Spangler was really fired for forgetting to cover how the Ohio Republican Party was spending gazillions of dollars coming up with lies to attack Conservatives and TEA Party members, along with Thursday’s long-awaited 7 PM grand-opening of that little $300 million Belterra Park Gaming and Entertainment Center next to historic Coney Island Amusement Park, with bringing 700 jobs and boatloads of unsavory people to the area.  
  • image032CROOKS IN COLUMBUS: And when The Fishwrap reported John Rabenold of Axcess Financial in Sycamore Township avoided spending a night in jail because Friday was his 15-year wedding anniversary, folks hereabouts began wondering just how hard that Larcenous Lobbyist for Check ‘n Go will be cooperating with an investigation that could result in charges against State Rep-Tiles like Peter “Best Money Can Buy” $tautberg for accepting gifts and failing to report them. Shouldn’t that list of local lawbreaking lawmakers be published BEFORE Tuesday’s Election? 

Voters have a right to know!  $tautberg should be a prime suspect, since he was Ranking Minority Member of the Financial Institutions Committee during that time, and that was the committee Check ‘n Go wanted to influence.

 Also, The Fishwrap twice confirmed $tautberg lied about “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman’s voting record. The Blower wonders if that was the real reason they endorsed $tautberg.

  • EARLY NON-VOTING: With the number of early voters way down compared with the same time four years ago, The Blower wonders why  all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, are standing in line down town at the Board of Elections. Maybe they’re not being paid as much as they were getting last time.
  • image033IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Anti-Tax Troublemaker Tino Delgato says these six states do NOT have income tax: Alaska, Florida, Nevada, South Dakota, TEXAS and Washington. Toyota is moving facilities from Kentucky, California, and New York to TEXAS. Bluegrass Governor Beshear claims he was caught by surprise. He said Toyota did not tell him of their plans. Go figure!!!

Alison Wondergams Grimes wants to thank Charles Foster for everything he’s doing. Because of supporters like him, we’ve kept this race close by fighting back against Bitch’s attacks and taking our positive message directly to Kentucky’s working families. With Bluegrass primaries coming in less than three weeks, May is going to be another critical month for fund-raising.

TEA Party State Senate Candidate Deb Sheldon found out candidates don’t have a right to see who’s applied for absentee ballots before the election, after Federal Judge David Bunning ruled in Covington ruled this week. What else would you expect in a state that thinks you should only vote on Election Day, unless you have a really good reason and swear on a stack of Bibles to get an Absentee Ballot in the first place.

image035That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy “Crazy Eric” Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) says it really must’ve killed “Crazy Eric” not to have been able to get all that publicity from losing his big Sarah Jones case in Federal Court this week, because he’s no longer practicing law in Kentucky. But it sure looks like he’s still practicing law in Kentucky, if you look at his Facebook. And would you just look who’s doing the hiring? Elsewhere on Facebook, there’s another entry where “Crazy Eric” talks about cases that “my office” is handling.

  • image037LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #57 says you should campaign on behalf of American blacks for reparations from the wicked West African country of Ghana. After all, it was the native black Ashanti kings who were the middle men for the African slave trade.
  • image038LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked David Letterman’s “In the middle of his second term, President Obama’s approval rating once again has dropped. Obama’s approval rating is so low that today Hillary Clinton said, “I’ll take it from here.”
  • NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR ODIOUS OCTEGENARIAN), THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for the warm spring weather, we found this in his “Tulips and Trollops,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves. 

image039“It Might As Well Be Spring Fever”
I’m glad that Spring is finally here
It brings some warmer breezes
But it also brings more allergies
With water eyes and sneezes

  • image041SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL:  Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible who learned to hate taxes at an early age. [READ MORE HERE]
  • image043IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “RACINO RIFF RAFF,” we learned how after seeing all that great free publicity Anderson Township Trustees got for themselves at Thursday’s night’s opening of Belterra’s “Racino” in Anderson Township, our three publicity starved Commissioners from Patronage County were discussing  how soon they could get one of those Money Making Gambling Emporiums for themselves on the ride home.   This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
  • image045THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others.

This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

  • image047FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDAPolitical Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why The Blower didn’t receive the prestigious UNESCO/Guillermo Cano World Press Freedom Prize on Friday’s World Press Freedom Day. “I’m really shocked,” Kane said sadly. “I thought The Blower has made a major contribution towards journalistic freedom. Maybe it was something we wrote.

AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: 

  • image049Monday (May 5) we’ll be celebrating Cinco de Mayo and promoting Amnesty of Illegal Immigrants, but we’ll still be continuing to count down the 992 dishonest days for the rest of the nation remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
  • Tuesday (May 6) will be Primary Election Day in Ohio for people who haven’t already mailed in their Absentee Ballots, and “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will published the winners of all those Hamilton County Judicial Races even before the polls open.
  • Wednesday, (May 7) we might be making a few Nixonian Comparisons as Obama’s cover-up of his Benghazi cover-up continues to unravel. 
  • Thursday (May 8) we’ll be checking to see if any of our Republicans have summoned up the courage to use the word “Impeachment.”
  • The first line of Friday’s (May 9) limerick is: “The best way to celebrate your Mother’s Day.”
  • And Saturday (May 10), we’ll be answering the question: “What’s a home without a mother?” The answer may surprise you.

image056Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially John Rabenold, who promised the judge he’llbe cooperating with an investigation that could result in charges against State Rep-Tiles like Peter “Best Money Can Buy” $tautberg for accepting gifts and failing to report them.


The Libtard Show With Dixon Diaz 

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WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more. 


   Whistleblower Video of the Day

Greg Gutfeld: “Who Pushed The Video?!” – ‘Benghazigate”

image055(Sent in by Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend TEA Party Guy Mike Wilson [1,795 Friends, 150 Mutual Friends], who says we probably won’t be calling him a loser Tuesday night after the 2014 Ohio Primary Elections.)

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