Sunday, April 20, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
- OUR NUMBER ONE ONGOING OBAMACARE SCANDAL STORY THIS WEEK was remembering when the Obama Administration called the deaths of those four Americans in Benghazi the result of a “Spontaneous Protest.”
- OUR NUMBER TWO ONGOING OBAMACARE SCANDAL STORY THIS WEEK was the Obama Administration called Nadal Hasan’s Jihad where 100 shots were fired, killing 13 Americans and wounding 29 others “Workplace Violence.”
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE ONGOING OBAMACARE SCANDAL STORY THIS WEEK was the Obama Administration called the Bundy Ranch Protest where no shots were fired, and no deaths or injuries occurred “Domestic Terrorism.”
- MONDAY in our Official “Tax Day” E-dition,” The Blower gave you 1040 more reasons to hate the government!
No Big Tax Protest This Year
Tomorrow is Tax Day in America, and our Good Friend Bobby Leach says a woman at the H&R Goofus office asked him, “Is that your extension in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?” During the past several years, Tax Protest Rallies were a real BFD hereabouts. Remember when TEA Party Patriots packed Fountain Square? Remember when all those people were willing to pay $5 just to attend Cincinnati TEA Party’s big Rally for Sean Hannity’s Book on April 15? Nothing that exciting is going on this year. Does that mean over-taxed payers wouldn’t prefer spending cuts to tax hikes? You’d never know it, according to what you read in the newspapers or see on TV.
[READ MORE HERE]
- MONDAY in our Special “Friends of the Jews” E-dition, The Blower remembered in the Ten Commandments when Charlton Heston and his wife Lili Munster led the Jews out of the Land of Egypt.
Happy Passover, Everybody
First, as Rabbi Kosherwitz always says, let me tell you a little story. Would you like to know how God came to give the Jews the Ten Commandments?
God first went to the Egyptians and asked them if they would like a commandment. “What’s a commandment?” they asked.
“Well, it’s like, THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY,” replied God. The Egyptians thought about it and then said, “No way, that would ruin our weekends.”
So then God went to the Assyrians and asked them if they would like a commandment. They also asked, “What’s a commandment?”
“Well,” said God, “It’s like, THOU SHALT NOT STEAL,” and the Assyrians immediately replied, “No way. That would ruin our economy.”
So finally God went to the Jews and asked them if they wanted a commandment. They asked, “How much?” God said, “They’re free.” And the Jews said, “Great! We’ll take TEN!”
[READ MORE HERE]
- TUESDAY in our Special “Tax Scofflaw Update” E-dition, The Blower reported a surge in Delinquent Over-Taxed Payers… What a Surprise!, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Today is your dreaded TAX DAY, and 86% of American adults actually planned to have their taxes filed by Tuesday’s midnight deadline. —Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen
On this date in 1865, Abraham Lincoln, the 16th president of the United States, dies from a bullet wound inflicted the night before by John Wilkes Booth, an actor and Confederate sympathizer. The president’s death came only six days after Confederate General Robert E. Lee surrendered his massive army at Appomattox, effectively ending the American Civil War. —Hurley the Historian
Next Monday (April 21) will be is TAX FREEDOM DAY for everybody in the United States this year. That means Americans will have worked 111 days during 2014 before they have earned enough money to pay this year’s tax obligations at the federal, state and local levels. —Your Friends at the Tax Foundation
That’s why we chose John Marshall’s “The power to tax involves the power to destroy.” That was in 1819. We wonder what that conservative Chief Justice would say today. —Your Quote for Today Committee
[READ MORE HERE]
- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Remembering the Boston Bombing”” E-dition,The Blower said “That’s when terror officially returned to America!”
“Which During the Age of Obama Was No BFD
Senior National Political Analyst Britt Humus reports Obama Supporters in the Press celebrated a “National Moment” at 2:40 yesterday afternoon when Obama and senior advisers observed a closed-press moment of silence in the Oval Office to commemorate last year’s terrorist attack at the Boston Marathon. ABC News aired a special report from 2:35 to 2:55 p,m. George Stephanopoulos anchored from New York but was joined by a ABC News Consultant Ray Kelly live from Boston. Scott Pelley broadcast live from Boston for “the Moment of Silence” and anchored the CBS Evening News from Boston.” Meanwhile, Fox’s Bill Hemmer will report from Boston when the 118th Boston Marathon is run on Monday.
Breaking News: did Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden really tell Boston Marathon Bombing Survivors “It was worth it?”
But as usual, runners will take their places at the 26.2-mile mark, while friends, family, and the people of this iconic city line the streets to cheer them on. The memory of last year’s heinous and senseless act will not dissuade runners or spectators from celebrating this annual sporting event that welcomes participants from all over the world. Yet, we will all stand in remembrance of the beautiful people who lost their lives and those who were gravely injured in the tragedy. In pain we found love. We grieved together and chose friendship over hate. We honor the brave men and women who tirelessly worked in the days after the bombings. This short video is dedicated to the great city of Boston and its people, and especially to the victims Martin Richard, Krystle Campbell, and Lingzi Lu, as well as to MIT Police Officer Sean Collier who died in the line of duty. They messed with the wrong city. We choose to be Boston Strong and WE WILL RUN.
[READ MORE HERE]
- THURSDAY, in our Special “Promoting Patriots’ Day” E-dition,The Blower said, “Now for something completely patriotic!”
Listen My Children and You Shall Hear…
Hurley the Historian says maybe we ought to call today’s issue our Special U.S. Invasion E-dition, because on Friday’s date in 1775, Patriots Paul Revere and William Dawes set out on horseback from Boston, riding to every Middlesex, village, and farm to warn the countryside that the British were coming.
And this morning, our Quote for Today isn’t just bringing you one measly quote, they have the whole damn poem.
It’s too bad that Revere and Dawes weren’t riding around Boston last year. We could’ve used a little warning before that Terrorist Invasion of the Boston Marathon that Obama couldn’t call a terrorist attack, especially after the Obama administration declared Bush’s War on Terror to be over, continues to give over-taxed payers’ money to terrorist regimes, and slashed the Budget to prevent domestic terrorist bombing by 45%. Thankfully, the Boston Marathon Bombers weren’t peaceful, god-fearing White Americans.
Ironically, Monday officially will be Tax Freedom Day, when Your Friends at the Tax Foundation say Americans will have worked 111 days during 2014 to earn enough money to pay this year’s tax obligations at the federal, state and local levels. Who says voters don’t get a government they truly deserve?
[READ MORE HERE]
- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than COAST’S co-founder, Litigious Lawyer Chris Finney (shown ogling a mannequin), who’ll be arguing for the right of all politicians to tell as many lies as they want during political campaigns before the Supreme Court next Tuesday. Does that mean anti-tax organization COAST’s Avaricious Attorney fully supports the RINOs in Columbus spending all that money to tell all those lies about Finney’s friend, “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, COAST’s other co-founder?
As one of the Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Members pointed out: Finney will no doubt argue that it’s not just a politician’s right to lie, it’s his duty.
How dare Ohio RINO Party Boss Matt Borges spend all that money to lie about Brinkman instead of using it to defeat Disingenuous DemocRATS. That’s our job.
Even more curious for Blower readers to consider is that some people remember when the very same Chris Finney used the Ohio Elections Commissioner process about lying during political campaigns against “Mean Jean” Schmidt.
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting lying politicians (because without them we might have nothing to write about) selected Christopher P. Finney, Esquire to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose H.L. Mencken’s “Looking for an honest politician is like looking for an ethical burglar.”
[READ MORE HERE]
- SATURDAY in our Special “Old TV Game Show” E-dition, The Blower said, “Are you as smart as a TV show panelist?”
Remember that old TV game show where celebrity panelists put on blindfolds and tried to guess the identity of a famous person as the mystery guest? Let’s tune in to today’s program.
All those Birthers and After-Birthers out there (including Donald Trump) thought it was Barack Hussein Obama, so we had to give you another clue, because with all the Liberals’ convulsions over Gun Control and Concealed Carry Permits, Hurley the Historian said it was amazing Kneepad Liberals weren’t celebrating Adolph Hitler’s 125th birthday on Wednesday. After all, if there was ever a guy who believed in Gun Control, it was “der Fuehrer,” and our Quote for Today Committee chose Hitler’s “What luck for rulers that men do not think.”
Noted ACLU Attorney Scott Greenwood was really sad Cincinnati City Clown-cil said Nazis for Peace had to delay their scheduled visit to Cincinnati to commemorate Hitler’s Birthday. Maybe they’ll be in for Marge Schott’s Birthday on August 18. But that shouldn’t stop the rest of us from celebrating with a little Furor over the Fuehrer. So now, from “The Producers,” let’s all sing “Springtime for Hitler”:
[READ MORE HERE]
More Screw the TV Political Ads Because We Already Voted Absentee Insight This Weekend
OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS continue to ignore all those lies being told during the 2014 Primary Campaigns (May 6 in Ohio and May 20 in Kentucky), and every politician in America is now watching the Countdown Clock on the Whistleblower-Newswire Web Page clicking off the Days, Hours, Minutes, and Seconds until 10 AM next Tuesday on Political Liars Day. Because that’s when the Supreme Court of these United States will be hearing from the most qualified attorney in history argue for the right of politicians to tell lies during political campaigns.
Even Media Trackers covered the story about all that money the Ohio RINO Party is spending to tell all those lies about “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman. They stuck Brinkman’s picture on an Obama logo and claimed the founder of Coalition Opposed to Additional Spending and Taxes (COAST) voted with Disingenuous DemocRATS more than 600 times.
Several of our long-time Persons of Consequence say they’re really disgusted with Ohio’s RINO Republicans who in the world would give money to them, knowing that their dollars would be wasted on attacks against other REPUBLICANS?
Speaking of Republicans not telling the truth, did you see where Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP was claiming not to be “officially endorsing” certain candidates during the 2014 primary season? How Obamaesque! We’ll give Alex T. four Pinocchios on that one.
SPEAKING OF INTERESTING FUNDING SOURCES, how do you like the way our Diversity Fanatics at The Fishwrap continue to cover up for deadbeat desperado Liz Rogers, even after she picked a fight with Cincinnati Clowncil member SMLP Chris Smithermouth? The Blower has asked Liz several questions, with no answers, of course. Now we have another question. Who wrote that $20,000 check as part of the payments you made on your back rent? You know, Liz, the one you presented from the Cincinnati Police Credit Union. - AFTER THE FACT: Tino Delgato says, “Gee, NOW Former Mayor Mallory wants to see Liz Rogers’ business plan for her failed Mahogany’s restaurant. Based on his lack of business experience, I am guessing he would need someone to interpret it. Did they ever find the mystery man who extorted Liz of that $80,000? Odd that she did not press charges. Go Figure!!!”
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says it’s not often that Hitler’s Birthday falls on Easter.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose FBI-informing Race Baiter Al Sharpton’s: “The True Meaning of Easter Is The Political “Crucifixion And Resurrection of Barack Obama.”
This year, Ohio State Senator Bill Seitz was banned from entering the Whistleblower Adolph Hitler Lookalike Contest. Other contestants were complaining “The Ethnic Cleanser” had won more years in a row than Alex T. Mall Cop GOP and Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters had won the Annual Whistleblower Turkey Contest on Thanksgiving.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Americans have long prided themselves on their exceptionalism, but these days they have a deeply cynical view of many of the nation’s foundational institutions. (37%) of Likely U.S. Voters now fear the federal government. Only 19% trust the federal government to do the right thing most or nearly all the time. Just 6% think Congress is doing a good or excellent job. 72% say it would be better for the county if most of the current members of Congress were defeated this November. And 66% think most incumbents get reelected because election rules are rigged to benefit them.
- PRONOUNCING IT “BONER”: And did you see that “When the Moment is Right” ad that TEA Party Guy JD Winteregg (one of John Boehner three GOP primary challengers) is running to attempt to deny to the House Speaker a 13th term in the House of Representatives? It’s really funny, but Boehner’s still going to win. We’ll show you the video that went viral anyway.”
- MORE POLITICS AS USUAL: State Rep-Tile John Becker keeps hitting one home run after another. In yet another press release condemning Judge Black and his butt buddy fag friends, Becker stated that, “The 14th Amendment was written to protect former slaves; not flaming fags.” That’s what we like about Becker. He tells it the way it is.
Unlike Rob “Fighting for Fairness” Portman, who is attempting to reinvent himself as a so-called “Common Sense Conservative” (whatever the hell that is) and is using money from his Senate campaign committee to quote scriptures and wish everybody a Happy Easter.
Which is probably why Phil Burr-ass’ Citizens for Community Values Action (which advocates against same-sex marriage and abortion) is holding a fund-raiser on May 2 for Becker; Ron Maag, R-Salem Township; and Ron Hood, R-Ashville, three conservatives who were not originally endorsed by the RINOs in Columbus.
And did you see where Crystal Faulkner tweeted that she supported LIBERAL DEMOCRATS like Squealback and Sitt-‘n-Spin because they are the most “biz friendly?” No kidding! Then she continues to say she wants “to serve on GOP State Central Committee to support more Republicans.” Wouldn’t the first step in supporting Real Republicans be not to give money to Disingenuous DemocRATS in the first place? Maybe that’s why Real Republicans are voting to re-elect Christa Criddle to be the Conservative voice of Southwest Ohio.
DEMOCRAT DECEIT: When Ohio First District DemocRAT Congressional Candidate Jim Prues showed up at the Dems’ Earth Day Rally, did he tell folks about that time his opponent, Flim-Flamming Flyboy Fred Kundrata, ran against “Bronze Star” Brad Wenstrup as a Republican in 2012? Maybe they should’ve checked out that classic episode of Political Science Theatre 2012, when Fred accused Brad’s staffers of “dirty politics.”
NICK-NAMING RIGHTS: Friday, when we said we never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially, “Mean Jean” Schmidt, who was found guilty of lying during her political campaign by the Ohio Elections Commission, and Award Winning Photo Illustration Artis Conception shows us “The Lyin’ Queen,” several of our newer Persons of Consequence wondered how “Mean Jean” got her nickname in the first place.
According to the November 20 Edition of the New York Times, (‘Mean Jean’ Goes to Washington, and Invites a Firestorm), that undisputable honor went to The Blower, when we were quoted as saying, “We have said innumerable times that she would go to Washington and open her mouth and create an embarrassment. She will say things that turn people off like nothing you’ve ever seen.”
- ANDERSON ANTICS: Folks in the Anderson Oaks development were awakened during the dead of night from what sounded like a C-130 gunship strafing the entire neighborhood. “Not to worry,” said one 75-year old resident. It was only Aroldis Chapman’s Lamborghini roaring out of the cul-de-sac at 2:30 a.m. Just watch how it takes off on Fort Washington Way.
And who goes into the Anderson Kroger’s wearing a fake toothy smile, tanned like John Boehner, suited up…wearing sunglasses like The Blues Brothers? It was none other than Anderson Trustee “In Russ We Trust”Jackson. Did he think he was incognito?
ABSENTEE BALLOT UPDATE: Once your ballot has been received, Early Voters might no longer receive all those annoying Robocalls or crap in the mail. Of course, if you want to be like those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, you can always drive (or take a bus downtown) to stand in long lines at the Hamilton County Board of Elections just so you can say you “voted early.” But then, you would have to be almost as stupid as they are!- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Why have casinos and gay marriage had such a tough time in the Kentucky General Assembly? The Fishwrap blames the high number of Baptists in the General Assembly. Or maybe it’s just the high number of people who think gambling and homosexuality are just immoral.
Thursday, Phyllis Sparks wrote: On Re-Elect Commissioner Charlie Kenner Facebook page, Kenner claims to have authored and passed a Resolution against tolls for the Brent Spence Bridge. Perhaps we need to remind him of January 22, 2013 when the Boone County GOP presented the Resolution to the fiscal court. You will find the presentation at the 1:00 min mark. Earlier this year in 2014, Commissioner Matt Dedden presented a Resolution against tolls for the BS Bridge also. Start at the 1:22:40 mark. As you can see Commissioner Charlie Kenner has never lead the way to stop tolls for the Brent Spence Bridge. Sorry, Charlie! There are other claims such as blocking the SD1 rate increase. LOL.
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES has always believed April 15th is the best day of the year. This year they celebrated Rick Bryan Tax Day to honor Rick for all the taxes he has tried to raise over the last 20 years.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #246 says you should Define “Multiculturalism” as the State-sanctioned grievance industry that stokes division and resentment, while always under the delusion that it is doing something positive called “celebrating diversity.”
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Conan O’Brien’s “This year’s Easter Sunday happens to fall on the same day as the marijuana holiday, 4/20. Which means no matter what your religion, this Sunday you’re probably going to see a giant bunny.”- NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR ODIOUS OCTEGENARIAN), THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for to enjoy the warmer Spring weather, we found this special springy poem by our
old friend Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, from his latest book, “Sonnets for All Seasons,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
“It Might As Well Be Spring Fever”
I’m glad that Spring is finally here
It brings some warmer breezes
But it also brings more allergies
With water eyes and sneezes.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible who learned to hate taxes at an early age. [READ MORE HERE]
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “PATRIOTIC POLITICIANS,” we learned what happened when our three publicity obsessed county commissioners called in noted Spin Doctor Freddie Flacker, to ensure the public saw them as the most patriotic politicians in history. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others.
This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he thought about the son of Dayton DemocRAT gubernatorial candidate Larry Ealy’s being accused of buying stolen identities online and using them to file fraudulent federal income tax returns for refunds. “Those are great qualifications,” Kane explained. Are you sure he’s not the candidate DemocRAT gubernatorial candidate?
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday (April 21) not only will Conservatives be commemorating Easter Monday and Liberals be celebrating Earth Day, but we’ll all be continuing to count down the 1,006 destructive days for the rest of the nation remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (April 22) will be “Political Liars Day” at the Supreme Court, and “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will probably feature some of the most artificial arguments you’ve ever heard.
- Wednesday, (April 23) and we’ll try to remind you not to call them “gals” that day.
- Thursday (April 24) will be “Take your Daughters to Work Day,” even if you’re a hooker outside a casino.
- The first line of Friday’s (April 25) limerick is: “Do the Rich really want to pay more?”
- And Saturday (April 26), will be “Hug and Australian Day,” and Our Good Friend Bobby Leach says it’s OK to go down under.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Judge Ghizzy, after Defense attorney Merlyn Shiverdecker accused her of bias, just because she went on a talk radio program to discuss his client’s sentence.
The Libtard Show With Dixon Diaz
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
e-mail your revolutionary recaps today
Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
Whistleblower Video of the Day
Arguing With a Liberal
(Sent in by Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend James Gels [246 Friends, 31 Mutual Friends], who says Easter would be a good time to forgive all of Pete Rose’s sins.)
Note: We guarantee Blackberry subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.
Current Whistleblower Policies and Disclaimers can be found here
