Tuesday, January 14, 2014
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Last week, our respected political scientists who measure the effectiveness of Conservative political activity finally issued their long-awaited report about why Republicans will never stand a chance at winning national elections until they come up with a winning message. —The Conservative Accountability Project (CAP)- At least they figured out Romney was right about that 47% who would never vote for him, no matter what. Those people are still dependent upon government. They believe they’re victims. They believe the government has a responsibility to care for them. They believe they’re entitled to free health care, food, free housing, and all the other free stuff they could get their hands on, including ObamaPhones. These people pay no income tax. —Obama’s Campaign Committee
- Do you think they’re talking about us? —Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters
We believe government should just be eliminated so people can help themselves to what other people have, and if Republicans would only incorporate a little more of that kind of selfishness into their message, the GOP might possibly win a national election sometime in the future. —The Free Grain Party- Don’t be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Free Grain Party. —John Barleycorn
- Don’t tell anybody, but another government shutdown is possible tomorrow, and just think, we’ll get to blame Republicans in Congress one more time! —Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS
On this date in 1870, the first recorded use of a donkey to represent the DemocRAT Party appeared in Harper’s Weekly, drawn by political illustrator Thomas Nast (the Father of the American Political Cartoons), and they’ve been making asses out of themselves ever since. —Hurley the Historian- Thomas Nast drew political cartoons. He was known for his powerful quotes. There were not many quotes in his cartoons, because they were about the picture and the political statements. —Your Quote for Today Committee
- We should all remember when Abraham Lincoln said “Thomas Nast has been our best recruiting sergeant” and General Ulysses S. Grant said [Thomas Nast] “did as much as any one man to preserve the Union and bring the war to an end.” —Whistleblower Presidential Biographer Dorian Grady
More Thomas Nast Political Cartoons
Remember, if the subject of Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters’ voting address just happens to come up at today’s meeting about Challenged Voters at the Board of Elections, it will not be “political.” —Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka- Thanks for covering my Twitter Spat with our Disingenuous DemocRAT Hamilton County Auditor over his claims that he would donate the money he got from double dipping to charity. —Greg Harris, a DemocRAT former Cincinnati City Clowncilman and twice candidate against Steve Chabothead
- Did you know that one of our new Clowncil-persons’ Chief of Staff does not live in the City? —Your City Hall Snitch
- Please tell me who all these people are who say I should be fired. —$tate Rep-tile-for-Sale Peter $tautberg
Is the new Whistleblower Photo Caption Contest for real? —WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham - Many people at the Federal Courthouse believe I should be representing Tracie Hunter on her eight felony indictments pro bono, since without my help, our Ditzy DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge never would’ve been elected in the first place. —Judge Mrs. Stan Che$ley
- We’ll eventually get around to removing that Christmas wreath covering up Finney’s name on our sign at our Hyde Park office. —Saba, Stagnaro, and Patterson
- I’ll be pleased as punch to be arguing a case before the U.S. Supreme Court based on the premise that politicians have a “right to lie” during political campaigns. —Family Friendly Fascist COAST Attorney Chris Finney
- Greetings from Swaziland! —Disgraced Former DemocRAT Congressman Dumpy Driehaus (Responding to the SOTUS Decision to Hear His Political Speech Case)
- Greetings from Absentia! —Dr. Atiq Durrani (Being Controversially Sued By Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters)
- Martin Luther King’s Birthday is tomorrow, but I’ll be in the Tri-State next Monday on Martin Luther King Day to desecrate the occasion. —The World’s Biggest Race Baiter
In Northern Kentucky, the Covington City Commission wonders if we should really be calling this year’s holiday “Twelfth Street/ Martin Luther King Day.”—Ken CamBoo- And don’t forget to sing “My Old Kentucky Home,” especially the part about all the darkies being happy and gay. —Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis
- We must protest that list in last Saturday’s e-dition that catalogued only those “Male Masturbation” terms. If The Blower is really fair and balanced, you should now provide a list of “Female Masturbation” terms as well. —Francine the Fanatical Feminist
- Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. —The Seediest Kids of All
- We think we deserve more credit. —United Appall People
- In last week’s column titled “The Eyes Have It,” we learned how sleazy politicians get impressionable female reporters to give them favorable publicity. —Your Friends in Patronage County
- I’m still waiting for that grassroots groundswell to carry me to Congress beginning with that May 20 Primary against Thomas Massie in only 126 days. —NoKy Chamber Guy Steve Stevens
Was that picture of me standing in Ohio big enough on my Kentucky office web page? —Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders- From the pictures of all those houses, we thought The Robster was selling houses these days. —Northern Kentucky Realtors
- If Black History Month officially begins on Martin Luther King’s Birthday, when does it ever end? —TV 19’s Trish the Dish
- Should I have been wearing my afro wig to celebrate Martin Luther King’s Birthday? —Jack Atherton, (Channel 22.45 in Dayton in case you wanted to knit me a head warmer)
- And if all of that isn’t Newsworthy enough, check out my new video this week. —Uncle Jay Explains the News
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Sometimes The Blower makes fun of moochers to show that always begging for free stuff is not appropriate in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Registered DemocRAT.
This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially Obama Supporters.”
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