Daily Archives: December 29, 2013

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, December 29, 2013

The Whistleblower Week in Review

  • image007OUR NUMBER ONE REALLY STUPID DUCK DYNASTY CONTROVERY STORY THIS WEEK WAS WHEN A&E CELEBRATED CHRISTMAS WITH A DUCK DYNASTY SUPER MARATHON AFTER SUSPENDING PHIL ROBERTSON FOR MAKING REDNECK REMARKS.
  • OUR NUMBER TWO REALLY STUPID DUCK DYNASTY CONTROVERY STORY THIS WEEK WAS WHEN A&E CAVED AND REINSTATED PHIL ROBERTSON ON DUCK DYNASTY AFTER THE BIGGEST ANTI-GAY BACKLASH SINCE CHICK FIL-A.
  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE REALLY STUPID DUCK DYNASTY CONTROVERY STORY THIS WEEK WAS WHEN A&E ANNOUNCED IT WOULD Air PSAs “PROMOTING UNITY, TOLERANCE AND ACCEPTANCE AMONG ALL PEOPLE” AFTER REINSTATING PHIL ROBERTSON.    
  • MONDAY in our Special “Winter Solstice Celebration” E-dition, The Blower said, “So we said to the Pagan, “That’s funny, you don’t look Druish!”

Twas The Night Before Christmas (Anti-Obama version)

image009Twas the night before Christmas, all thru the White House
Obama sat stirring, with J. Biden the mouse
Golf stockings were hung, by the chimney with care
In hopes the Tea Party wouldn’t notice them there

The children were nestled all snug in King beds
While visions of Maui still danced in their heads
With Michelle in her pjs, and I in my cap
We just counted money, and settled down for a nap

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  •  TUESDAY in our Special “Christmas Eve” E-dition, and The Blower said, “If Santa worked for the government, you wouldn’t be getting your fruitcakes until at least January 2!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

image011Hey, everybody—didn’t you all realize yesterday was the deadline for people to sign up for ObamaCare that begins January 1? —Silly Sebelius

Just because I keep caving in to Obama and the DemocRATS doesn’t mean I should be replaced as Republican Speaker of the House. —John Boehner

image012It’s a good thing George Washington didn’t wimp out like Boehner when it came to crossing the Delaware in an ice storm on Christmas night in 1776. —Hurley the Historian

Conservatism, in my humble opinion, did not lose the 2012 Election. People are not going to vote against Santa Claus, especially if the alternative is being your own Santa Claus. —Rush Limbaugh

Please don’t criticize the president’s $4 Million over-taxed payer funded (with borrowed money) family holiday vacation in Hawaii. Just think of it as a mini Stimulus Program. —White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard 

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  •  WEDNESDAY in our Special “NObamaCare Christmas” E-dition, The Blower said, “Every time you hear a bell rings, it’s not someone signing up for ObamaCare!”
  • In our Special “Holiday Humbuggery” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Did Scrooge Turn Out To Be a Wimp Or What?!”
  • And in our Special “Holiday Humbuggery” E-dition, The Blower said, “Every day is Christmas for Liberals looking for more free stuff!”

Top Ten List

image014Today  the top ten reasons will be the most phony baloney Christmas during the Dark Ages in the Divided States of America of Obama’s Second Term:
10. The Obama Administration Extended The Deadline For Signing Up For Health Care Coverage For One Whole Day. Whoop de Do!
9. Obama Tried To Sign Up For ObamaCare Using Exchange Website But System Didn’t Recognize Him
8. A Plurality of Americans Say ObamaCare Is Obama’s Biggest Failure
7. Gallup Says Obama’s Approval Rating Falls To 40%
6. Obama Was Back On The Golf Course For the 153rd Time of His Presidency
5. Obama Exempts His Family From Having To Enroll In ObamaCare
4. White House Aide Had To Enroll Obama In ObamaCare Because He Was Too Busy Vacationing In Hawaii
3. ObamaCare Approval Rating Plummets To Record Low of 35%
2. White House Admits There’s No “Plan B” If ObamaCare Fails
…and the Number One Reason today will be the most phony baloney Christmas during the Dark Ages in the Divided States of America throughout Obama’s Second Term is… 146,189 of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama supporters are busy signing a Holiday Card for Obama.

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Cinci-Kwanzaabration” E-dition, The Blower said, “It wouldn’t be politically correct to make Kwanzaa jokes this week!”

Terrorists Attack Cincinnati

image015Despite an Orange Alert from Doppler Radar Central, a diverse group of terrorists struck at the heart of Cincinnati on Christmas Day when they invaded Fountain Square and set fire to the 80-foot high Amazing Chabot Head that had been decorated for Christmas with the Star of Dubya on top.

“The display was totally insensitive,” said local Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya, acting as a swarthy spokesman for the terrorists, who claimed credit for the attack. “It failed to commemorate the festivals of Hanukkah, Ramadan, Kwanzaa, and the Wiccan Sabbat of Yule. Everyone knows Chabot is just a mean-spirited, bigoted Republican who hates all Arabs, Jews, Druids, and Black people.” Amazingly, Butler County Racial Racketeer Gary Hines, the racist crazies from the Coalition for a Jew-free Cincinnati, Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston, and lobbyists for the Free-dom Center took part in the attack.

 We know WLW Racist in Residence Bill Cunningham is still mocking the mourning of Godfather of Soul James Brown and once again told his listeners Kwanzaa wasn’t a real holiday and the politically correct scam had only been made up during the height of the black power movement by a militant Marxist ex-con in 1966 (Probably another one of those guys Obama swears he never met). But the WLW Hate Radio trash talker really didn’t have to tell all those little Black children listening to his radio show that there really wasn’t a Kwanzaa Klaus and it was really just their unwed parents who were stealing their stuff? 

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  • FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!” 

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

image016It’s Real Republican Boondoggle County Judge Executive Gary Moore, who says it’s easy to see why his County has led all large government jurisdictions in the Bluegrass state in payroll growth during the last six years, since Northern Kentucky is right across the river from Cincinnati, which people can’t seem to get away from fast enough.

That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting economic progress, is pleased to permit our Part-time Religious fanatic like Gary to be our Christmas Week guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.

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  • SATURDAY in our Special “Resolutions and Restitutions” E-dition, The Blower said, “The lifespan of the average New Year’s resolution is about three minutes!”

image017Another obligatory year-end ritual for pandering publications is a list of local celebrity New Year’s resolutions. Here’s some you’ll probably never see:      

JOHN BOEHNER: Try not to look like such a wimp whenever I cave in to Obama and those Disingenuous DemocRATS.

OBAMA: Try not to get impeached.

DUMBED-DOWN, SELF-ABSORBED, MEDIA-INFLUENCED, CELEBRITY-OBSESSED, POLITICALLY-CORRECT, UNINFORMED, SHORT-ATTENTION-SPAN, FREE-STUFF GRABBING, LOW-INFORMATION OBAMA SUPPORTERS: Ignore all those new ObamaCare Taxes.

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THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL

The Whistleblower’s 64th Annual Seediest Kids of All Campaign (not associated with the Failed United Way) is now underway.

We’re featuring some truly inspirational stories about the waifs and urchins we claim to have helped in Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky, just so you’ll believe we actually give a big rat’s ass.

Why don’t we have a more traditional holiday guilt campaign like the rest of the news media? No charity made our publisher its president in exchange for free publicity and our endorsement, we don’t have a fat weatherman turned radio talk-show host who was never actually convicted of beating up his girlfriend, and all the really good dead celebrities other than Harriet Beecher Stowe, “Clean Gene” Ruehlmann, and “BeanBall Jim” Bunning have already been taken.

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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE

e-mail your stories about worthy waifs today. 

OBAMACARE  CRISIS HEADLINES*

  • image020OBAMACARE UPDATES: Hidden ObamaCare Taxes And Fees…
  • OBAMA SIGNS UP FOR OBAMACARE:Obama Says He Will Sign Up For ObamaCare Today…ObamaCare Website Crashes As Obama Tries To Enroll…White House Aide Had To Enroll Obama In ObamaCare Because He Was Too Busy Vacationing In Hawaii…Obama Exempts His Family From Having To Enroll In ObamaCare…Obama Tried To Sign Up For ObamaCare Using Exchange Website But System Didn’t Recognize Him…
  • SILLY SEBELIUS:  HHS Director External Affairs Anton Gunn Claims President Has Right To Change Law..Oh And Gunn Hasn’t Signed Up Yet Either…HHS Put Arm On Insurers To Extend ObamaCare Payment Deadline To Jan. 10, Only 5-15% Estimated To Have Paid…
  • MORE OBAMACARE FAILURES:Obama Regime Secretly Extends ObamaCare Enrollment Deadline…White House Official Says ObamaCare Enrollment Pushed Back Because of Website Issues…California ObamaCare Exchange Phone Number Gives Busy Signal On Deadline Day…ObamaCare “Deductible” Shock-Just 14% Actually Understand Insurance Language…Mass Forced To Extend ObamaCare Deadline As Website Continues To Malfunction…White House Extends ObamaCare Deadline For Second Day In A Row… On Cyber Monday, Amazon Sold 426 More Items Per Second Than Healthcare.gov… Man Tries For A Month To Sign Up For ObamaCare… Fails…
  • COUNTING OBAMA’S LIES: Report: Obama Admin Began Secret Talks With Iranian Regime In July 2012… Obama Blatantly Lies In Fundraising Pitch: Dems Chances At Retaking House “Within Range of a Mark Never Seen Before” – Reality: Dems Chances “Just Over 1%”…
  • OBAMA’S POLITICAL PRIORITIES: Obama Obama Family Holiday Card Makes No Mention of Christmas…

MORE OBAMANATIONS HEADLINES*

  • image022OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: Susan Rice Calls Benghazi A “False Controversy”…Susan Rice: NSA Officials Didn’t Lie, They “Inadvertently Made False Representations”…Susan Rice: No Successful Terror Attacks on U.S. Homeland Since 9/11…
  • OBAMA’S HAWAIIAN VACATION: Barack And Mooch Attend NCAA Basketball Game While In Hawaii . . . Death Stares Ensue…Obama Back On The Golf Course For 153rd Time of His Presidency…Zips Beat Obama’s Team, Leaving Obama To Fish, Cut Bait, And Bear It…Video: Obama Plays Golf In Hawaii… WH Flies 7 Bills To Hawaii For Obama To Sign So They Can Release This Propaganda Photo Of Obama “Working”… Obama Hits The Links For The 154th Time of His Presidency…
  • OBAMA’S ADVISORS: Even Baghdad Bob Can’t Deny It: “No Doubt About It. This Is The Worst Year” of Obama’s Presidency…
  • OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES: Pakistani Taliban Threatens To Attack America In New Video, “Our Jihad Is Reaching New York And Washington”…Egypt Brands Muslim Brotherhood A “Terrorist Organization”… Hamas Vows To Establish A Global Islamic Caliphate…Ayatollah Khamenei’s Christmas Message: If Jesus Were Here He Would Fight America…Iran To Ignore Nuke Deal With Obama If Congress Passes New Sanctions…Russia Says They Don’t Care If Obama Doesn’t Attend Sochi Olympics… Syrian Rebel Group Being Courted By The Obama Admin Conducts Joint Suicide Assault On Syrian Hospital With Al-Qaeda… While People In South Sudan Die, United Nations Debates Endlessly To Help… Egypt Escalates Crackdown On Muslim Brotherhood, Warns Members Holding Leadership Position Grounds For Execution… Bombing In Beirut Kills Former Ambassador To The United States, Critic Of Hezbollah… Iran Confirms Building New Centrifuges For Uranium Enrichment… Report: Muslim Brotherhood Signs Pact With Al-Qaeda Affiliate
  • LURCHING LEFTWARD:   Snoop Dogg Bumps Fists With John Kerry “At D White House”…
  • OBAMA’S ALIENTINATED ALLIES: UAE Hosting World Youth Chess Championships, Refuses To List Nationality of Israeli Players…Mahmoud Abbas Calls Jesus A “Palestinian”…Palestinian Muslims: “We Are All Hitler. Hitler, You Have Brought Pride To The Homeland and Allah”… Iraqi Jihadists Bomb Christian Areas of Baghdad On Christmas, 34 Killed… Israel To Snub Obama’s Demands, Announce New Settlement Construction… Israeli Security Forces See Rising Threat From Al Qaeda-Inspired Salafi-Jihadists In West Bank…
  • NATIONAL INSECURITY: Top Palestinian Terror Group Vows To Attack U.S. Troops If They’re Stationed In Jordan Valley…U.S. Embassy In Kabul Hit By Fire Before Dawn On Christmas…
  • MILITARY MADNESS: Obama Warns Of Possible Military Action In South Sudan…150 Marines Deployed To Djibouti…U.S. Army Tells Soldiers Not To Say “Christmas”…Texas Kids Make Christmas Cards For Veterans, VA Refuses To Take Them Because They Say “Merry Christmas”… N.J. Cops Fired For Serving Their Country?
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “A new report says that members of Congress work harder than the average American. You know why? That’s because thanks to Congress the average American is out of work.”
  • FLASHBACK FUN: Islamic Cleric: Muslims Saying “Merry Christmas” Is “Worse Than Killing Someone”… FLASHBACK: Kwanzaa Was Invented By A Rapist And The FBI
  • THE LATEST POLLS: CNN Poll: ObamaCare Approval Rating Plummets To Record Low, 35%…Gallup: Obama’s Approval Rating Falls To 40%…Gallup: Plurality of Americans Say ObamaCare Is Obama’s Biggest Failure… CNN Poll: Dems Lose Their 8-Point Midterm Election Advantage, GOP Now Leads…Gallup Poll: Obama’s Approval Rating Falls To 39%, 4-Points Worse Than Bush At Same Point In His Presidency…
  • MORE MOOCH WORSHIP: DNC Says She Does Best Interpretation of “The Night Before Christmas” Ever… White House To Hold “Snacks & Sips & Dancing & Dessert” Party For Mooch’s Birthday…
  • SPIES LIKE US: Federal Judge Rules NSA Phone Surveillance Is Legal…

MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA HEADLINES*

  • image024HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: McDonald’s Warns Its Employees Against Eating Fast Food…Far-Left San Francisco Bans Wood Burning On Christmas Eve… Supposedly “Devout” Christian Barack Obama Skips Church On Christmas…Obama Honors Fake Holiday Created By Violent Black Supremacist… Top Wall Street Advisor Recommends Buying Guns, Ammo For Protection In Case of Collapse… Professor Admits To Faking AIDS Vaccine To Get $19 Million In Grants…
  • TERRORIST THREATS: California Man Pleads Guilty To Terrorism Charges
  • FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK: Obama 10,000 Christmas Carolers Show Up To Grant Terminally Ill 8-Year-Old Girl Her Last Wish, Dies On Christmas Morning…
  • DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: Army Report Cites Senate Candidate Walsh For Improper Private Gain During MT National Guard service
  • DOOFUS DEMOCRATS: DNC Now Asking People To Sign Obama Family “Holiday Card”… DNC Touts Obama’s Kwanzaa Greeting… DNC Email Shakesdown Supporters Who Haven’t Donated: “I Have To Ask: Is This A Mistake?”…
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: If Obama Had A Son He’d Be Fighting For A Pair of The New Air Jordans…PMSNBC’s Touré Smears White People With Holiday Tips: “How To Shop While Black”…
  • TSA UPDATE: TSA Offers Advice For “Transgender Travelers”…
  • GAY NEWS UPDATE: PMSNBC’s Michael Eric Dyson Calls The Bible “Homoerotic”…Canadian Experts: Pedophilia Is A Sexual Orientation… Another Hate Crime Hoax: Tenn Man Who Claimed He Was Beaten And Had Gay Slur Written On His Forehead Arrested For Filing False Police Report…Gay Couple Plans to Get Married Atop Float During Rose Parade in Pasadena… 
  • DELUSIONAL DEMOCRATS: Dem State Rep Calls Arizona A “Desert Racist Wasteland”…Pelosi: ObamaCare “Going To Be A Glorious Thing”…Dem Rep. Frank Pallone Says He Supports Using Gay Stereotypes To Market ObamaCare…Pelosi Predicts ObamaCare Will Be “A Plus For Democrats” By Spring… Dem Rep. Gwen Moore Calls For “Rage” Over Not Extending Unemployment Benefits… Dem Pervert Anthony Weiner Hints At Another Comeback Attempt Because of “Tea Party Wackadoo Wing” of Republican Party… Bob Menendez (D-Castro) “Make Stores Responsible For Crimes Commited Against Them”…
  • JOE BIDEN JUST BEING HIMSELF: Joe Biden Gropes White House Reporter… Nanny Bloomberg Claims He “Literally” Saved 9,200 Lives…
  • MOONBAT MANIACS: Top 10 Israeli Medical Advances For Moonbats to Boycott in 2014…
  • HOLLYWOOR HYPE: Hollywood Lefty Oliver Stone To Make Pro-Hugo Chavez Propaganda Movie…
  • TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: Chamber of Commerce Planning To Spend $50 Million Attacking Conservatives…
  • OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA: Alabama Town Hires Black Drag Queens To Dance In Christmas Parade . . . Shockingly, People Have A Problem With This…French Feminists Urinate In Front of Altar At Church of The Madeleine In Paris…Daughter Of NYC’s Next Mayor: “I Struggle With Depression And Substance Abuse”… Tampa PD Deliver Gifts To Family That Had Their Presents Stolen…Santa Claus Shot In Back With Pellet Gun During Gift Giveaway… Islamic Group Protests Christmas With Drawing of Muslim Man Punching Santa In The Face…Lib Church Displays Bleeding Trayvon Martin In Christmas Nativity Scene…RNC Issues Statement Honoring Fake Holiday Kwanzaa…Georgia Veterans Hospital Bans Christmas Carolers From Singing Religious Songs… Two Teenagers Killed In Cory Booker’s Newark NJ On Christmas… Topless Feminist Nutbags Storm Christmas Mass In Germany To Protest For Abortion, “My P*ssy Rules! I Am God!”…Hundreds Of Teens Wreak Havoc At Brooklyn Mall In Fighting, Looting Spree Flash Mob
  • GROUNDS FOR IMPEACHMENT: Obama’s Top 10 Constitutional Violations Of 2013…

  • LIBERAL AGENDA HEADLINES*

  • image026MEDIA MENDACITY: BREAKING: A&E Caves, Reinstates Phil Robertson On Duck Dynasty… To Air PSAs “Promoting Unity, Tolerance And Acceptance Among All People” After Reinstating Phil Robertson…
  • DUCK DYNASTY DEBACLE: New Duck Dynasty Episodes To Feature Phil Robertson Despite Suspension…Duck Dynasty Creator/Producer Once Starred In Indie Film About Gay Porn Called “The Fluffer”…Favorite Obama Columnist Josh Barro: “I Apologize To All The Christians” For “Having Sex With Dudes”…LA Times: Duck Dynasty Patriarch “Bible Thumper” Who Is “Stuck In The 1950s”…USA Today Columnist Calls Phil Robertson A “Cracker”…Twitter Is Blocking Links To The #IStandWithPhil Petition Website…ACLU Admits It Won’t Defend Phil Robertson Because He’s A Christian…A&E Celebrates Christmas With Duck Dynasty Super Marathon…Duck Dynasty Merchandise Flying Off Shelves…CDC Used Same Language To Describe Gay Sex As Phil Robertson…Jesse Jackson Accuses Phil Robertson of “White Privilege,” Says He’s Worse Than Rosa Parks’ Bus Driver… Sales of Duck Dynasty’s Christmas Album Zoom After Phil Robertson’s Suspension By A&E…Petition To Reinstate Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson Closes In On 250,000 Signatures…Twitter Apologizes For Blocking Users From Linking To #IStandWithPhil Petition Website… MSNBC’s Michael Eric Dyson: Duck Dynasty “Part Of A White Supremacist Culture”… GLAAD Outraged Over Phil Robertson Reinstatement: “A&E Has Chosen Profits Over African American And Gay People”… Jesse Jackson: Phil Robertson Must “Repent” For What He Said…
  • CONSERVATIVE COLUMNISTS: 13 Reasons Santa Is Definitely A Conservative…
  • PATHETIC POLITICAL PUNDITS: Lib Rag Daily Beast: Americans Don’t Like ObamaCare Because It “Just Isn’t Liberal Enough”…PMSNBC: Republicans Don’t Know The Bible Or Constitution… MSNBC’s Joy Reid Bashes Sarah Palin For The Audacity To Have A Christmas Tree . . . On Christmas!… Far-Left Glenn Greenwald Schools PMSNBC Host: “I Defend Snowden Just Like People On PMSNBC Defend Obama 24 Hours A Day”… CNN: Anderson Cooper And Two Other Gay Men Laugh About His Mother Having Oral Sex… PMSNBC’s Goldie Taylor: Republican Terrorists “Almost Single-Handedly Blew Up This Economy”…PMSNBC’s Michael Eric Dyson: GOP Opposition To Extending Unemployment Benefits Is Racist… CNN Lib Marc Lamont Hill Denounces A&E’s “Morally Reprehensible” Decision To Keep “Card-Carrying Homophobe” Phil Robertson… MSNBC: We Need To Extend Unemployment Benefits Because of . . . “White Privilege”…
  • LIBERAL BACKLASH: Black Leaders Call On Obama To Withdraw Judicial Nominees For Being “Insufficiently Diverse”… New Yorkers Move To FL At A Rate Of 50,000 A Year
  • MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: British Grocery Store Chain Tells Muslim Employees They Can Refuse To Serve Shoppers Buying Alcohol Or Pork – Update: CAIR Calls Uproar “Islamophobia”…Canadian Islamic Group Running Subway Ad Campaign Declaring “Jesus Is No God”…OIC Wants West To Criminalize Criticism Of Islam…Turkish Muslim Group Launches Anti-Santa Claus Campaign, Say Celebrating Christmas Is “A Blow Dealt To Muslimism”…Indonesian Hotel Forced To Cancel New Year’s Eve Celebration After Islamic Radicals Protest… Islamic Group Protests Christmas With Drawing of Muslim Man Punching Santa In The Face… Top Saudi Cleric: Women Can’t Work As Telemarketers Because Of Their Seductive Voice…
  • AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Janet Napolitano Appointee Defends ICE Transporting Illegal Immigrant Children To Illegal Parents In U.S… Deportations by Federal Government Down in 2013…
  • BABY KILLING UPDATE: Pro-Life Victory: A Record 87 Abortion Clinics Closed In 2013…Planned Parenthood Releases “Twelve Days of Contraception” Christmas Carol…D.C. Gives Planned Parenthood $350K Grant To Enroll People In ObamaCare…Russia Considers Banning Abortions As Abortion Decimates Its Population…
  • GLOBAL WARMING:  Climate Scientists And Media Figures Looking To Document Global Warming Need To Be Rescued After Boat Gets Stuck In Summer Sea Ice In Antarctica…
  • G-UNCONTROL: Nanny Bloomberg Claims 2013 A Great Year For Gun Control…
  • MORE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS:  Group Pushes For Fat Barbie…Macy’s Offers Customers Black Santa…Kwanzaa Begins Today — White People On Twitter Overjoyed… Nanny Bloomberg’s NYC Tweets “Candle Safety Tips” For Kwanzaa…
  • TIME OUT FOR SOMETHING PATRIOTIC: Oklahoma Bill Would Require Elementary Schools To Recite Pledge of Allegiance Daily…
  • NANNY STATE ALERT: Stock Up On Incandescent Light Bulbs before January 1
  • ACADEMIA NUTS: UCLA Professor Claims Jesus Would Support ObamaCare…University of Alabama Demands To Be Removed From American Studies Association Membership List After Group Passes Israel Boycott…
  • UNION DUES AND DON’TS: Sub Shop Employees “Fightor 15” Employeees Strike Their Employer, Shop Forced to Close, Throwing Them All Out Of Work… Obama Doles Out 1% Pay Raise To Federal Employees By Executive Order

*These Headlines were filched from this week’s Weasel Zippers

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WHISTLEBLOWER HEADLINERS CLOSER TO HOME

  • image029JOHN BOEHNER: Getting a lot of rest over the holidays before he caves in to Obama and the DemocRATS over Obama’s next government shutdown in only 16 more days.
  • OHIO REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR KASICH-TAYLOR: Just waiting to see how helpful Fitzgerald’s new running mate will be.
  • OHIO DEMOCRAT GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE ED FITZGERALD: Too bad he was forgetting about vetting.
  • FORMER OHIO DEMOCRAT LIEUTENANT GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE ERIC KEARNEY: Hoping The Fishwrap will endorse him again the next time he runs for State Senator.
  • ROB “FIGHTING FOR FAGELLAS” PORTMAN: Has much more in common Ohio’s Dishonest DemocRAT Senator Sherrod Brown than Conservatives ever thought.
  • TRI-STATE VOTE FRAUDERS: Glad Kneepad Liberals in the Press still think it’s no big deal.
  • STEVE CHABOTHEAD: would volunteer to be an Impeachment Manager one more time.
  • “BRONZE STAR BRAD” WENSTRUP: Now using his family to ask for e-mail donations.
  • “MEAN JEAN” SCHMIDT: She’s ready to roll out her comeback campaign in 2014.
  • image030DIMINUTIVE DEMOCRAT MAYOR JOHN CRANLEY: getting ready to accept the 2013 Loser of the Year Award.
  • FOXY ROXY QUALLS: Real Estate along the Trolley Folly right-of-way is starting to sell again.
  • VICE MAYOR DAVID MANN: will preside at Backstabbers Day Ceremonies on March 15
  • P.G.SITT-N-SPIN: playing both sides against the middle works sometimes.
  • CLOWNCILMAN KEVIN FLYNN-FLAM: On the day after the election, asked Cranley “What have you done or me lately?”
  • CLOWNCILMAN SMLP SMITHERMOUTH: Wonders how he’ll get as many headlines not that he’s resigned as head of the local NAALCP.
  • CLOWNCIL GAY CHRIS SQUEALBACK: introducing ordinance prohibiting people from leaving notes on windshields.
  • CINCINNATI CITY MANGLER MILTON DOUGH BOY HONEY: wondering why nobody is asking him about his legacy.
  • NEW CINCINNATI POLICE CHIEF JEFFREY BLACKWELL:  Investigating who put his face on a milk carton.
  • KATHY HARRELL:  wondering about the news coverage of the latest FOP Elections.
  • HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY BOSS ALEX T., MALL COP GOP: says “See what happens when you don’t have any Republicans candidates running for Mayor or City Clowncil?”
  • HAMILTON COUNTY DEMO-LABOR PARTY BOSS TIM BURKA: Insists questioning “JayWalking Joe” Deters about his address was “Not Political.”
  • DEMOCRAT HAMILTON COUNTY COMMISSIONER ODD TODD OPPORTUNE: “Will make his big announcement about running for Governor” on Monday.
  • HAMILTON COUNTY DITZY DEMOCRAT JUVENILE JUDGE TRACY HUNTER: says “Judge not, lest you be judged.”
  •  APATHETIC HAMILTON COUNTY VOTERS: Still have exactly the kind of government they deserve.
  • COAST’S LITIGIOUS LAWYER CHRIS FINNEY: Still plans to sue Clermont County on January 2.
  • FINNEY’S SOON-TO-BE FORMER LAW PARTNERS: who can’t wait to tear his name off the their buildings in Anderson and Hyde Park on January 1.
  • NEWLY ELECTED ANDERSON TRUSTEE GERTH PAPPAS: Wonders if The Blower will report what the “P” stands for in Disgraced and Defeated Masturbating Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien.
  • $TATE REP-TILE-FOR-$ALE PETER $TAUTBERG: Is now wondering about the identities of those people who are suddenly beginning to criticize him.
  • UC FOOTBALL COACH TOMMY TUBERVILLE: Ourbiggest mistake at Saturday’s Belk Bowl was getting off the bus.
  • CONSERVATIVE OHIO ASSEMBLY CANDIDATES: Need Your Support. Donate to their campaigns by December 31 for your 2013 Tax Credit.
  • AND TEA PARTY PATRIOTS: Now need to work harder to come up with great candidates to run in primary elections against the RINOs.

WHISTLEBLOWER HEADLINES FROM THE SOUTH SHORE

  • image031BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO: Still needs a few more good NoKY snitches.
  • KENTON COUNTY JUDGE EXECUTIVE STEVE ARLINGHAUS: Says even more people would want to join his CVG board if he changed the name to the “Mile High Club.”
  • CAMPBELL COUNTY JUDGE/EXECUTIVE STEVE SPENDERY: Wonders who The Blower will endorse in his primary campaign against Kevin “Give ‘Em Hell” Sell (who stepped down as the Fourth District GOP Chair just to run against him)
  • BOONEDOGGLE COUNTY JUDGE/EXECUTIVE GARY MOORE: May have been The Blower’s Guest Editor in Friday’s E-dition, but he isn’t even one of Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Friends.
  • KENTUCKY U.S. SENATOR BITCH MCCONNELL: Claims “I am not vulnerable in a 2014 primary against Matt Bevin. That’s why I’m running those ads against Alison Wondergams Grimes.”  
  •  KENTUCKY FOURH DISTRICT CONGRESSMAN THOMAS MASSIE: Tells NoKy Chamber Guy Steve Stevens to “Bring It On!”
  • KENTUCKY U.S. SENATOR RAND PAUL:  Says, “I ignore Northern Kentucky, too and I’m busy running for President!”
  • RICK “THE BATBOY” ROBINSON: Wonders if Graydon Head found somebody to take his corner office yet.
  • MICHAEL LIQUID PLUMMER AND NATHAN “CORNBREAD” SMITH: Both practicing to pronounce “inebriated” at the Whistleblower’s New Year’s Eve Party.
  • THAT CABAL OF NOKY ATTORNEYS STILL OUT TO DESTROY ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS INCLUDING LOVELY LISA WELLS (THE ATTORNEY WHO REPLACED “CRAZY ERIC” ON WLW HATE RADIO): Still wondering if “Crazy Eric” was trying to blatantly solicit a case in the headlines, would he really be stupid enough to do it from his office in Kentucky while he’s not allowed to be practicing in the Commonwealth due to the fact that the Kentucky Bar Association won’t let him off his suspension.PLUS… The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders over indulgent e-newsletter is on cyber newsstands today!  This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court is the final installment for 2013 but have no fear the Robster says his e-rag will be back and full of felons ugly mugs like these again in 2014!

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More Political Insight This Week

  • image035FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Down at The Fishwrap, Metro Mole says Skaggie Maggie and Wedgie are good to go with their number one resolution for 2014—to publish a daily puff piece glorifying the that stupid streetcar.

Carl Weiser really must’ve screwed up to mention that “A Streetcar to Nowhere” article on ArchitectMagazine.com, by Aaron Betsky, director of the Cincinnati Art Museum, calling our Trolley Folly “insanely expensive” and saying the city had “no pressing need” for it.

  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this day in 1890, in the final chapter of America’s long Indian wars, the U.S. Cavalry massacred 146 Sioux at Wounded Knee on the Pine Ridge reservation in South Dakota. Stay tuned for another apology from Obama and more demands that the Washington Redskins change their racist team name.

  • BECAUSE NEW YEAR’S EVE WILL SOON BE HERE, OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose P.J. O’Rourke’s “The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.”

  • GOING GALT: The phrase ‘Going Galt’ doesn’t simply mean getting angry. Going Galt’ means asking in the face of new taxes and government controls, “Why work at all?” “For whom am I working?” “Am I a slave?”

  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” # 102: “Tell a liberal how much you appreciate that the Obama economy is a system of checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balances.

  • image036NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, found in “Erotic Christmas Poems,” available at better sticky pages bookstores everywhere.

Ode to the New Year
Oh, the New Year’s a’comin’,
It don’t look so hot.
Yes, the New Year’s a’comin’.
Unfortunately I’m not.

  • IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “JOB SECURITY,” we learned why elected officials need not worry. Their jobs are safe, as long as the public is lazy enough to need announcers to watch a football game. That op-ed column first appeared in the legendary Mt. Washington Press on December 24, 1980.
  • image037THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what kept why he was so late arriving at the meeting. “This is one of the busiest times of the year at The Blower,” Kane explained. “We have to come up with the Top Ten Whistleblower Predictions that came true, and this year there were so many to choose from.”
  • image039AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: Monday we’ll be getting ready for New Year’s Eve, while we’re continuing our countdown of the 1,118 days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term unless he’s impeached.

Tuesday will be New Year’s Eve and, Real Subscribers will most likely be telling us about their phony resolutions they don’t intend to keep in their Real E-Mails.

Wednesday, we hope our Snitches are sobered up by then.

Thursday we’ll be checking to see if Family Friend Fascist Chris Finney’s former law partners got his name off both building like they’d planned.

The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “The biggest story we found last year.”

And Saturday we’ll be checking to see if anybody besides The Blower is counting down to Boehner’s next cave in to Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS.

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