Daily Archives: November 17, 2013

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, November 17, 2013

The Whistleblower Week in Review

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  • OUR NUMBER ONE “GREAT OBAMACARE HEADLINE” THIS WEEK WAS WHEN THE NY POST SAID THE PRESIDENT FINALLY ADMITTED OBAMACARE WAS AN UNMITIGATED DISASTER.

   

  • OUR NUMBER TWO “GREAT OBAMACARE HEADLINE” THIS WEEK WAS WHEN THE NY TIMES CALLED THE OBAMACARE ROLLOUT OBAMA’S “KATRINA.”

   

  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE “GREAT OBAMACARE HEADLINE” THIS WEEK WAS WHEN THE WASHINGTON POST LABELED OBAMACARE THE “CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT OF HIS PRESIDENCY.”

 


  •  MONDAY in our Annual “Veterans Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “If you meet a war protester today, it’s OK to kick him in the balls, if he has any!”

image009We should’ve been forever different after September 11, because then patriotism was suddenly back in style.

Hurley the Historian says in those days you saw American flags everywhere and Liberals at least pretended to promote the same American values they’d been running down for years. People were even e-mailing each other patriotic poems.

image010In 2004, John Kerry’s phony patriotism couldn’t get him elected after Swift Boat Veterans for Truth blew him out of the water.

In 2008, more than 63 million dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed short-attention-span American people who totally ignored John McCain’s heroic war record and voted for Obama and all those other Disgraceful DemocRATS, must not have thought a silly little thing like Patriotism was still important.

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  • TUESDAY in our Special “Things Could’ve Been Worse” E-dition, and The Blower said, “Obama could’ve just been elected to his first term!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

 image012Yesterday, Obama’s Veterans Day greetings were even more sincere than his ObamaCare apology.Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus

At least these days veterans have found someone to despise more than me. —Hanoi Jane Fonda

Maybe that’s because for the past 69 years, every American President except Obama has taken the time to honor the memory and sacrifices of the 6,000 American soldiers killed on D-Day. —Veterans Who Remember

And maybe it’s because the day has come upon us in America where we accept lies from our president. We accept laws that do not apply to everyone, not even to our elected officials. We find our Supreme Court hearing a case as to whether or not we can pray openly before civic meetings, when our nation’s motto is “In God We Trust.” —Conservative Commentator Allen West, Against All Enemies, Foreign and Domestic

Does anybody remember the President’s Veteran’s Day Message when I was the Commander in Chief? —George W. Bush

[READ MORE HERE]

 


  • WEDNESDAY in our Special “Veterans Day Reflections” E-dition, The Blower said just one day of thanks isn’t enough!

Monday was Veterans Day, and our DC Newsbreaker says Obama honored those who had given the last full measure of their devotion at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetery by dropping a “Jesus Bomb” after he climbed the stairs and entered the building. Veterans Day is the nation’s second most patriotic holiday, next to Independence Day of July 4. His dismissal of the request shows a man so detached from the duty of history, from the men who served in the White House before him, that it is unspeakable in its audacity. Maybe next year Obama can just lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Contributor in Chicago.

Whistleblower War Hero Ollie Hackworth says veterans are deeply disappointed. Regardless of what political party you endorse, you always saw pictures of prior Presidents at least pretending to be patriotic on Veteran’s Day.

The Blower remembers when Former President George W. Bush addressed a packed house at Wright Patterson Air Force Base in Dayton, Ohio. Dubya thanked all our brave Veterans who helped secure the freedoms we enjoy. Most Whistleblower readers don’t take them for granted. God bless America!

[READ MORE HERE]


 

  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “Those Were the Good Old Days!

What a Difference a Year Makes

image016Think of how much things have changed since last year since on November 14. It had been only been a week since Obama was re-elected, and amazingly, people from more than 20 of the Divided States of America had already used the White House’s online “We the People” program to petition the administration and allow that state to secede. The Obama program rule stated if 25,000 people signed your petition within 30 days, the White House would be forced to respond. Texas already had more than 25,000 signatures on its petition, and these other states would soon have theirs: Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, South Carolina and Tennessee. Three states — Georgia, Missouri and South Carolina are each represented by two competing petitions. Ohio just got its petition too.

Why don’t people who come up with all those great ideas ever follow through with them? 

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  • FRIDAY, in our Special “Political Promises” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Can you imagine 1,162 more days of THIS?”

Whatever the Meaning of “Promise” Is…

image018At today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about Obama’s current attempts to stop the bleeding from his hemorrhaging ObamaCare Program, because these days nobody believes him, especially when he got caught lying after he campaigned for reelection in 2012 promising Americans they could keep their health care plans. Kane was also asked how funny it was to watch local Liberals tearing their hair out over Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor-Elect John Cranley plans to stop Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly dead in its tracks, kill the Port Authority’s Parking Plot, and show Cincinnati Mangler Honey Dough Boy the door. 

“The most amusing part of it all,” Kane explained, “is when Kneepad Liberals in the Press say it’s OK for Obama to lie about Benghazi, the IRS Scandal, NSA Spying and ObamaCare, but when a Disguised DemocRAT like Cranley actually keeps his campaign promise and doesn’t lie about stopping wasting money on the streetcar, city parking revenues, or an obsess incompetent city mangler, those Liberal Whackos don’t know how to handle it.” Reds fans would call it batting 1.000.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Dick Gregory’s “Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.”

And in an unrelated item, Hurley the Historian says on this day in 1977, President Jimmy Carter welcomed the Shah of Iran, and his wife to Washington when we had a good relationship with that country. Now it has taken Obama’s five years to improve relations with the Murdering Mullahs so that he could get his Secretary of State an audience in Geneva for the Mother of All Bitch-Slapping. 

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  • SATURDAY in our Special “Cincinnati Soap Opera” E-dition, The Blower reported,It never just seems to end!”

This Week’s Cliff-hanger

image020Tired Over-Taxed Payer Tino Delgato says, our Cincinnati Soap Opera continues, as Kneepad Liberals just can’t get over how Disguised DemocRAT Mayor-elect John Cranley is persisting in keeping his campaign promises to stop Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly dead in its tracks, kill the Port Authority’s Parking Plot, and show Cincinnati Mangler Honey Dough Boy the door.  Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception shows us another side of the story.

What did all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Trolley Followers think people were voting for Election Day anyway.

Trolley Troublemaker Tino Delgato says Fishwrappers are even reporting it costs $50,000 per day to continue the now cancelled Trolley streetcar project. So each day the City of Cincinnati is wasting the cost of one more new policeman or fireman.  Go Figure!!!

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IT’S COLLECTION TIME

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OBAMA-CARRION HEADLINES

(WE’RE PICKING THE BONES CLEAN)

  • image023OBAMACARE UPDATES:  NY Post: President Finally Admits ObamaCare Unmitigated Disaster…NY Times Calls Disastrous ObamaCare Rollout Obama’s “Katrina”…WashPost Labels ObamaCare the ‘Crowning Achievement of His Presidency’
  • CROOKS IN CONGRESS: Members of Congress Making $174K-Per-Year Being Given Taxpayer Subsidies To Buy ObamaCare Insurance   Regular Americans Do Not Get…
  • OBAMACARE RIDICULED: House Dem On Obama’s Botched ObamaCare Rollout: “I Don’t Know How He Fucked This Up So Badly”… Wilt Chamberlain Had Sex With More People Than Signed Up For ObamaCare’
  • SILLY SEBELIUS: Last Week: Sebelius Says They “Do Not Have Any Reliable Data” On Number of ObamaCare Enrollees – Today: WaPo Reports Government Sends Enrollment Data To Insurers Every Day…
  • OBAMACARE SIDE EFFECTSLoyal Obama Supporters Lose Their Insurance As WSJ Reports ObamaCare Enrollees “Older Than Expected”…
  • OBAMA-CORRUPTION: Obama Rewards Head of ObamaCare Cheerleading Group With Nomination To Be Next Surgeon General… Obama’s Second Term Ambassador Nominees Raised More Than $16 Million For His Campaign…
  • COUNTING OBAMA’S LIES: Father of ObamaCare” Admits Obama “Misled” Americans When He Told Them They Could Keep Their Health Plans…
  • COUNTING OBAMA’S LIES: Video shows 36 Times Obama Promised You Could Keep Your Plan If You Liked It…
  • OBAMA’S POLITICAL PRIORITIES: Obama Goes Fundraising on Thursday, saying “I Have Three Years To Fix the Website” 
  • GOP STRATERGY: GOP Rep. Pete Olson Files Articles of Impeachment Against Eric Holder…and Allen West says Obama “Should Be Removed From Office By Impeachment”…

               MORE OBAMANATIONS HEADLINES

  • image025OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE:  CIA Personnel Asked To Sign Additional Non-Disclosure Agreement After Benghazi Attack…and Top White House Officials Refuse To Testify On ObamaCare…
  • OBAMA’S ORGANIZING FOR ACTION PAC: Parents, Make Holiday Season About Selling ObamaCare To Your Children…
  • MORE THREATS AND INTIMIDATION: Former Secret Service Agent: Obama Admin “Uses Government As Weapon To Intimidate Enemies”…
  • OBAMANOMICS 101: One In Seven Americans On Food Stamps For Last 12 Consecutive Months…
  • OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES: John Kerry Says Obama Was For Bombing Syria Before He Was Against It… Kerry Forced To Reassure World, “Obama Is A Man Of His Word”…and Obama Lied To Israel About Details of Nuke Deal With Iran…
  • MILITARY MADNESS:  Vile Lib Rag Salon On Veterans Day: “Stop Thanking The Troops… They Don’t Protect Our Freedoms”…and Veteran Hot Mic Catches Obama Saying “Jesus” After Veterans Day Wreath Laying Ceremony…
  • OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE SPOKES DWEEB JAY CARDBOARD Continues To Lower The Bar On ObamaCare Enrollment Numbers…
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER Liked Bill Maher’s “If You’re A DemocRAT, The Clintons Are A Pre-Existing Condition”
  • FLASHBACK FUN: Obama Claimed ObamaCare Is “Settled Law” In October…
  • THE LATEST POLLS: ObamaCare hasn’t been good for the political health of President Obama and his party this past week. Fox Poll Says 50% Think Obama “Knowingly Lied” To Pass ObamaCare…and Dem James Carville’s Advice To Obama To Stop Slide In Polls: Smoke Crack…
  • SPIES LIKE US: The CIA is collecting records of international money transfers under the same law that the National Security Agency uses to collect Americans’ phone and Internet records,

MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA HEADLINES  

  • image027HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: Upton Bill Passes, 39 Democrats Vote With GOP –Update: White House Reiterates Vow To Veto…
  • DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: The 27 Senate Democrats Who Lied To Americans About Keeping Their Health Plans Under ObamaCare…DNC Praises Obama For Pledging To Protect Americans From ObamaCare…
  • MORE FREE STUFF:  Venezuela’s Socialist President, “We Will Guarantee Everyone Has A Plasma Television”…
  • DEMOCRAT FAMILY VALUES: And how far have things degenerated during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term (with only 1,160 more says remaining unless he’s impeached)? Nobody seemed particularly surprised when Toronto Mayor Rob Ford talked about eating pussy on live TV. Ford claimed he never said “I want to eat your pussy” to a former female staffer, an allegation contained in the court document. “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home,” he said, drawing gasps from the reporters gathered around his office. [YOU CAN WATCH THAT INTERVIEW HERE]
  • POLITICS AS USUAL: Dem Rep. Charlie Rangel Blasts Obama Over “Apology” For Keep Your Plan Lie: “Saying You’re Sorry Doesn’t Help Me Worth A Damn At The Polls”…
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: Libs Video: Black Gangs Randomly Attacking Jews In NYC, Police Investigating As Possible Hate Crime…
  • GAY NEWS UPDATE: Amtrak: We’re Not Fabulous Enough, Need More Gay Passengers…
  • DELUSIONAL DEMOCRATS: Pelosi Reiterates Ridiculous Claim That ObamaCare Is About “Life, Liberty And The Pursuit of Happiness”…
  • SENILE IN THE SENATE:  After repeatedly criticizing Conservative Republican Senators like Ted Cruz and Mike Lee over their crusade to defund ObamaCare, Whacko Republican John McCain called for the “total repeal” of Obama’s Unaffordable Care Act. McRINO Also Claims Flood of People Are Urging Him To Run For President Again…
  • JOE BIDEN JUST BEING HIMSELF: We Need A “Strong” RINO-Infested Republican Party To Pass Obama’s Liberal Agenda…
  • MOONBAT MANIACS: Tragedy Averted: Top Obamabot Oprah Winfrey Refuses To Get “Buck Naked” For A Movie…
  • TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: Daily Beast Attacks ‘Apocalyptic’ Tea Party ‘Zealots’
  • OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA:  Gunmen Shoot Three High School Students In Pittsburgh…Phone Sex Line Offers To Transfer Callers To ObamaCare… and Alec Baldwin says “I Didn’t Know Calling Someone A “Cocksucking Fag” Is “Anti-Gay.”

LIBERAL AGENDA HEADLINES

  • image028MEDIA MENDACITYPMSNBC’S Martin Bashir Wishes Someone Would Defecate In Sarah Palin’s Mouth, Urinate In Her Eyes…
  • MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: Muslims In Virginia Voted Overwhelmingly For Dem Gubernatorial Candidate Terry McAuliffe…Washington University Muslim Students Demand An Imam And Islamic Center In Response To Student’s Bin Laden Halloween Costume…
  • AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Dem Rep. Luis Gutierrez: Give Illegal Immigrants Amnesty For Christmas…Rep. Jared Polis said Friday the key problem with health care right now is that illegal immigrants aren’t included in ObamaCare, and said part of the solution is to pass a bill granting them citizenship rights.
  • BABY KILLING UPDATE:  Undercover Video: Late-term Abortion Worker Describes Stabbing Babies’ Skulls…
  • GLOBAL WARMING:  56% Of The U.S. Below Normal Temperature In 2013…and UN Climate Change Chief Blames Typhoon Haiyan On Global Warming…
  • G-UNCONTROL: Colorado Gun Control Activist Threatens To Kill Recall Supporters: “I’m Gonna Go Home And Get A Gun And Kill You Mother F*ckers”… Americans 34 Times More Interested In Buying Guns Than ObamaCare…
  • UNION BLUES: Business and labor are uniting behind legislation that will repeal one of ObamaCare´s much-maligned taxes. 
  • SCALPING THE REDSKINS: CAIR Calls On Washington Redskins To Change “Racist” Name…HuffPo Calls For Campaign To Target Companies Advertising With The Redskins Until Team Changes “Derogatory Racial” Name…
  • MORE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS:  Macy’s calling its Christmas tree on Fountain Square in Cincinnati a “Holiday Tree” so Atheists, Homos, and Murdering Muslims don’t get offended.
  • LIBERAL BRAINWASHINGTheory of “White Privilege” Being Taught In U.S. Schools Is The Brainchild of Radical 1960s Socialist… North Dakota: Sioux Falls School District Votes Unanimously To Not Require Students Recite Pledge of Allegiance…
  • TIME OUT FOR SOMETHING PATRIOTIC: Obama Supporters “Stunned” Over His Refusal To Attend 150th Anniversary of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address…Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Put Any Inmate Who Vandalizes American Flag Sticker In Their Cell On Diet of Bread And Water…
  • MORE DUMBED DOWN DIVERSITY: Obama says Same-Sex Marriage “Exemplifies The Values We Hold Dear As A Nation”…

HEADLINES CLOSER TO HOME

  • image031IN CINCINNATI: The Everybody’s wondering what Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory will be doing after December 1, and Award Winning Illustrator Artis Conception offers this possibility:
  • ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES: Debra from Anderson says Liberals declared that the American electorate gave their approval of ObamaCare by electing the president to a second term, by constantly telling us that “Elections have consequences.” Liberals in Cincinnati are now repudiating that claim by throwing hissy fits over Cranley’s  choice to keep his pledge to derail the Trolley.  They are showing their utter ignorance of How The World Works by suggesting that over-taxed payers should reimburse them for the money they are going to lose on the property they sold to one another situated on the Trolley route. Elections apparently only have consequences so long as the libs are not adversely affected.
  • LIARS CLOSER TO HOME: The 27 Senate DemocRATS who lied to Americans about keeping their Health Plans under ObamaCare included Sherrod Brown, who claimed, “Our bill says if you have health insurance and you like it, you can keep it…”
  • IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says a week ago the Cleveland Pain Dealer broke the news that under DemocRAT Ed FitzGerald, Cuyahoga County’s credit was downgraded for the first time in memory.  It also came to light that FitzGerald knew about the downgrade for a month, but did not inform the county council or the public about it, contrary to his previous practice.  Since then the media, Republicans, and DemocRAT have asked why he hid the downgrade from the public, but FitzGerald has refused to answer.
  • SHAKEDOWN IN THE CITY: Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston says his favorite corrupt Black Couple (Steve and Alicia Reece) are back to their old tricks. This time they’re trying to do a Jesse Jackson-style SHAKEDOWN of the Port Authority. Steve and Alicia Reece want the Port Authority to buy their crappy property on Seymour Avenue for top dollar. Is John CRANLEY really helping them? 
  • image033THE CINCINNATI CITY MESS (YOU ONLY READ ABOUT IN THE BLOWER): John Cranley announced that City Mangler Dough Boy Honey will finally leave his city position as of December 1.  No one in Cincinnati will really miss him. What would you bet Dough Boy will hang around Cincinnati to continue feeding out of the public trough?
  • CONSERVATIVE LEADERSHIP: Thursday night, following Revered Former Congressman Bob McEwen’s usual fantastic Conservative Stump Speech to the class at EmpowerU, whatever the hell that is. [WATCH MCEWEN’S PRESENTATION HERE], several people asked if McEwen planned to run for office again? You should’ve heard his answer. 
  • image036RINO HUNTING SEASON officially began Thursday night at the big TEA Party Meeting at the Anderson Center where TEA Party endorsed candidates running against both RINO House Speaker John Boehner and Senate Surrender Monkey Bitch McConnell were cheered by the half-packed audience.
  • ALSO IN ANDERSON: Winning Township Trustee Gerth Pappas is wondering if Disgraced and Defeated Township Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien wilol have the nerve to show up at next week’s regularly scheduled Trustees Meeting. Maybe could always use the opportunity to deliver his concession speech.
  • CLOWNS IN COLERAIN: Looks like the Wascally Wepublicans in Colerain handed the D’rats and “Concerned Citizens of Colerain” another well-deserved ass whipping. Oh the Joy! Their whole campaign was the dumbest yet, including making copy cat pink slips so the uninformed voters might think they were voting conservative. Duhh! Maybe the best thing was old Fiddledick came in dead last, behind the Zumba guy. What an accomplishment! For crying out loud when will old Joe, Chatty Cathy, Tom and Kieth please just go away? It ain’t workin.
  • image038TURKEY OF THE YEAR CONTEST: Next Saturday is the deadline for nominations for The Blower’s 2013 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant).

And like everything else in The Blower, nominees will always be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).

And don’t forget, Northern Kentucky turkeys won’t be left out, because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.


HEADLINES FROM THE SOUTH SHORE

  • THIS WEEK IN KENTON CIRCUIT COURT: The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders unadulterated e-newsletter is probably on your cyber news stands now. The Blower was hoping this week’s edition would be Veterans Day Edition, featuring some of the new arrivals at the Military Stockade from Fort Knox, but the Robster says “No, they’re just the same really ugly criminals we’ve used in the last three weekly e-ditions.”  Get a gander at these “Incarcerated Inmates.”

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  • LEGAL UPDATE: Nobody in that Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out To Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters, Including Lovely Lisa Wells (The Attorney Who Replaced Crazy Eric On WLW Hate Radio) was the least bit surprised to learn that “Crazy Eric” was involved in the case of a Miami University student who claims her rape could have been prevented if the university had expelled the alleged attacker for prior misconduct. Somehow, if a case is sordid and tawdry, Deters will most likely be involved in it.
  • TEA PARTY POLITICS: Matt Bevin, the Conservative Candidate running against U.S. Senate Surrender Monkey Bitch McConnell, appeared at a packed house for Thursday night’s RINO Hunting Season Kickoff at the Anderson TEA Party Meeting, and told the crowd Kentucky needs a Senator who will stand up for Conservative Kentucky Values. [READ MORE HERE]
  • AND FROM THE NATIONAL NEWSWIRE: Kentucky Senator Rand Paul called McConnell’s challenger Matt Bevin a “good, honest, Christian man,”   and the McConnell folks are now claiming Rand Paul “Misspoke.” No kidding! 

More Political Insight This Week

  • image040FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: The Fishwrap is asking readers if the City of Cincinnati should now halt the streetcar project. Well, Duh! Cranley has promised to kill the Trolley Folly, and every day the City is pissing another $50,000 down Liberal rat hole. Why ask for all those anonymous opinions, anyway?
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in in 1973, President Richard Nixon insisted he was not a crook, but that whopper was only surpassed when Presidential Pants-dropper Bill Clinton wagged his finger at the camera and swore “I did not have sex with that woman — Ms. Lewinsky.” These days, people are comparing those whoppers with some of Obama’s campaign promises, which cynics are calling either “lying” or “incompetence.”
  • MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Obama’s “If you like your plan, you can keep it.”
  • GOING GALT means recognizing that you’re being punished not for your vices but for your virtues.
  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #322 is to find a feminist and see if she has a sense of humor:

Q: How many men does it take to fix a woman’s watch?
A: What does she need a watch for? There’s a clock on the oven!:

  • image042NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES:

Self Control
The publisher of the Whistleblower
Met a lass who was so sublime.
Only the lack of testosterone
Kept him from a sexual crime.

  •  image044THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he thought Republicans should fight harder to defund ObamaCare these days. “Of course not,” Kane explained. “Every day things get worse for Obama and the DemocRATS. Why would you every want it to end?”
  • image046AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

Monday we’ll be looking at all those lies Obama and the Dishonest DemocRATS have been telling these days, while we’re continuing our countdown of the 1,160 days remaining during Obama’s totally corrupt and deceitful administration.

Tuesday on the 150th Anniversary of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address, Real Subscribers will be bombarding us with Four Score and Seven Real E-Mails.

Wednesday will be “Absurdity Day” and some of the stories we publish will be entirely appropriate.

Thursday is “False Confession Day,” and we’ll print every one we receive.

The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “When Obama said you could keep your old plan.”

And Saturday is “National Cashew Day,” although you don’t have to be nuts to enjoy it.


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WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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Mr. Scam Man! Obama Parody Song

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