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Wednesday, October 23, 2013
More Bitches About Glitches
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says you hear a lot about “Glitches” these days, particularly when Obama Supporters in the Press are unsuccessfully trying to explain the Mother of All Clusterfucks we’ve all come to know and love as that three-year $648 Million ObamaCare Rollout Debacle, brought to us by Cincinnati’s Embarrassing HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, in whom we are told Obama still has the fullest confidence.
Our Garrulous Grammarian says according to his Funkin Wagnalls, a “glitch” is a sudden, usually temporary malfunction or irregularity of equipment, like when your cable goes out for a few seconds. That’s why in yesterday’s Whistleblower Link of the Day, Judge Jeanine Pirro on said, “This isn’t just a glitch, a dismal failure, it’s a damn disaster. Let’s listen to Judge Jeanine’s rant about “Simple Sebelius” one more time HERE.
Listening to Obama’s Rose Garden Infomercial on Monday, “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman says the Huckster in the White House was giving other insurance salesmen a bad name.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST NEWSPOEM FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES:
Bitches and Glitches
ObamaCare had a shaky start.
The Dems say it was just “glitches.”
But we know the actual problem.
They’re all lying sons of bitches.
- OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKE WATCHER liked Jimmy Kimmel’s “Things got screwed up with the healthcare website. So you can wait for them to get the site fixed or you can enroll in medical school, graduate, and then just take care of yourself, which would probably be faster.”
BI-PARTISAN BS: DemocRAT Congressman Alan Grayson of Florida used an image of a burning cross to spell “TEA Party” in a recent fundraising e-mail.
After weeks of Hate Speech from Obama and the Media, Texas TEA Party Senator Ted Cruz finally received his first Death Threat.
The Catholic Church is now blasting the Obama Administration in a new lawsuit, claiming the Regime is engaged in “A Conscious Political Strategy to Marginalize And Delegitimize Catholic Views, Holding Them Up For Ridicule On National Stage.” What was their first clue?
And did the Onion really call the Jewish owner of the Washington Redskins a “Kike” for not changing the team name? [READ ABOUT THAT HERE]
Unfortunately, all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Followers in All Fifty-Seven States appear willing to accept our devolved culture as normal for another 1,185 days of America’s Dark Ages during Obama’s Second Term (unless he’s impeached).
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN PART DEUX: Just like The Blower predicted, Obama’s next scheduled Government Shutdown on January 15 is right on track (T-Minus 83 Days and Counting), since Lawmakers appear no closer to reaching deals on upcoming budget negotiations than they were on the recent ones, disagreeing on a myriad of issues such as taxes, spending, ObamaCare, and what day of the week it is.- OBAMANOMICS 101: Families are wondering if they would be better off financially if Dad quit his job and just went on Welfare.
- AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: The Obama Administration continues to order ICE Agents not to enforce the law, telling them instead to “Let Illegal Criminals Go.” Maybe that’s why Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says only 5% think the Feds are “Very Likely to Seal Border if New Immigration Law Is Passed.”
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders reports TEA Partiers say by adding “yes votes” to the Controlling Board, Republican Speaker Batchelder handedly cemented ObamaCare’s Medicaid expansion in Ohio and advanced one of the most detested and destructive pieces of legislation ever to come out of Washington, D.C. For the Speaker of “the peoples’ House” to make such a move in a state where in 2011, 66% voted against ObamaCare and for health care freedom was nothing short of stunning.
No doubt Tom Zawistowski, President of the We the People Convention and Executive Director of the Portage County TEA Party, will have something to say about this on Saturday when he’ll be the keynote luncheon speaker at the Constitution Party of Ohio State Meeting at the Cherry Valley Lodge, in Newark, Ohio (wherever the hell that is).
RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Rachel, Bradley, Ashley, and Hunter say 22 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, Issue # 73 published on October 22, 1991 included Marge Schott’s induction into the Racist Hall of Fame.- NOW HERE’S A LETTER TO THE EDITOR YOU WON’T SEE IN THE FISHWRAP:
Dear Carolyn:
Today is very sad in our household. We have decided that we can no longer be subscribers to the print edition of The Cincinnati Enquirer. It has informed and entertained us for decades. It is a morning habit. But the shrunken and scant version that now comes to our home is basically worthless. The cost of a subscription exceeds the value of the product that your company is delivering to us.
We will remain digital subscribers. However, we are looking for an alternative. And when (and if) we find one, we will surely consider whether it is finally time to cut all our longstanding relationships with the company you represent. Still, the mojo is gone.
I am really torn writing this note, because I wish I did not have to say these things to the editor of our community’s daily newspaper. But it appears that business decisions, secular changes, and the digital revolution have forced you to water down the product. Unfortunately, you are trying to sell something akin to Coke without sweetener or fizz in the can, a car without brakes or tires, a cheeseburger without cheese or burger between the buns. Sorry to say we can no longer be purchasers. I sort of feel like we have been swindled by staying loyal.
Regards,
Bill Sloat
Amberley Village
DEMOCATS IN DISREPUTE: Following The Blower’s lead one more time, COAST is telling its members about Anderson DemocRATS’ threats to boycott all the stores in a retail center if they did not remove a yard sign for Endorsed Republican Trustee Candidates Josh Gerth and Andy Pappas. [READ THOSE LETTERS HERE]
Obviously Bonnie Dunkleman, President of the Anderson-Newtown DemocRAT Club and Neighborhood 2012 Team Leader of Obama for America in Anderson has a copy of the DemocRAT Playbook. Because wherever there is coercion, the mafia, labor unions, or gang intimidation, there you will find DemocRAT operatives. It looks like whatever her game is, the DemocRAT party seems to be bringing Over-the-Rhine tactics to Anderson Township.
To believe that, you’d actually have to think there was some slight conflict of interest after reading The Kevinator’s extremely well done Channel 9 “Substantially True” News Report that Devious DemocRAT Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Foxy Roxy Qualls pocketed real estate commissions on sales of property along the route of Dainty DemocRAT Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly. For example, on the same day in June she closed on the sale for a condo at 30 E. Central Parkway, City Council’s finance committee approved another $17.4 million to cover a shortfall in the streetcar project. Qualls chairs the committee. Coincidence? Pshaw—we hardly think so!
- WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR SPOILED SPORTS EDITOR ANDY FURBALL hopes he’s first to use “The Price Was Right” on the Reds New Manager Story.
MORE FREE CHOW FOR VETERANS: Draft Dodger Bill Cunningham says Freeloaders Pretending to be Veterans can not only pig out on Skyline Chili at the Anderson Center at 5 PM or at Golden Corral any time between 4-9 PM on Veterans Day, but veterans can also have a free breakfast at Clough United Methodist Church, 2010 Wolfangel Road in Anderson Township, on Sunday, November 10 to honor them for their service to our country. And maybe you’ll enjoy the FREE sermon at 10:15 AM with Chuck Crellin, a Purple Heart recipient, as special speaker.
Yesterday The Blower exclusively reported the guy who purchased Disgraced Township Trustee Kevin O’Brien’s house of out foreclosure went through the yard signs Kevin had been storing on the premises, and along with O’Brien’s signs, he found signs for Kevin’s opponents Peggy Reis and Al Peter. You don’t think he stole those during the last election, do you?
Hamilton County Sheriff’s Deputies are being careful not to make mistakes similar to those they made last year when they arrested Whacky Jacky O’Brien’s Illegitimate Son Kevin for masturbating in a Wellborn woman’s car. They’re checking with “JayWalking Joe” Deters at the Prosecutor’s Office to research the statute on sign stealing. The Old JayWalker says, “First we want to send a CSI Team over to test all those signs to see how much of Kevin’s semen can be found on them.”
Meanwhile, let’s all watch Republican Endorsed Township Trustee Candidate Andy Pappas’s latest video ad ushering in a new chapter in Anderson Leadership. It’s even better than Andy’s first five videos.
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on yesterday’s date in 1975, Air Force Sergeant Leonard Matlovich, a decorated veteran of the Vietnam War, was given a “general” discharge after publicly declaring his homosexuality and long-time Whistleblower reader Jim Applegate was the Air Force Colonel who prosecuted him. In Obama’s Army, Matlovich would probably be given general’s stars by now and been married to his gay lover on the White House lawn along with a honeymoon in the Lincoln Bedroom.
- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose 18th Century British poet, dramatist, novelist, essayist, and no doubt gay, Oliver Goldsmith’s “Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.”
- CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET: The cost of the trial that wound up giving Ditzy DemocRAT Traci Hunter her Juvenile Judgeship was $920,501 (only $1.15 per Hamilton County Over-Taxed Payer). Congratulations to Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP. The Blower understands “Old Blueface” deserves much of the credit as the architect of that lovely legal strategy, although he couldn’t have done it without Judge Mr$ $tan Che$ley and her protege Judge Traci.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says these days the news is full of stories about Breast Milk being purchased via the Internet and tested by researchers in Cincinnati and Columbus with high bacteria counts and frequent contamination with pathogenic bacteria. Experts in Northern Kentucky say infants consuming such milk “are at risk for negative outcomes, particularly if born preterm or … medically compromised.”
That’s why The Blower recommends you only buy breast milk from licensed Breast Milk Donors who stop by your house to provide delicious nourishment for your childen, not from those skanks you see at a gas station who’ll jump in your car and flop out a tit for an old guy’s suckling pleasure.
And Miss Vicki says she hopes women don’t show up at her Annual Halloween Party next week dressed as a Breast Milk Donor, although some of her guests like Rick “The Batboy” Robinson might be first in line as a tester.
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S BRIBE LUNCH AT THE J. ALEXANDER’S, a Political Consultant asked Charles Foster Kane about all that news coverage of Kentucky Senator Rand Paul’s 20-year-old son’s arrest for alcohol possession at Keenland race track in Lexington last Friday. “The Blower doesn’t have a rule about coverage of politicians’ children,” Kane explained, “although a 20-year old guy drinking is not real ‘stop-the-presses’ material. What would they expect us to cover next, get out an extra edition every time some councilman’s kid gets a traffic ticket for rolling through a stop sign in the suburbs?”
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