Daily Archives: October 20, 2013

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, October 20, 2013

OUR NUMBER ONE “EDWARD CROPPER” ILLUSTRATION THIS WEEK WAS “THE NEW WASHINGTON YELLOWSKINS.”

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 OUR NUMBER TWO “EDWARD CROPPER” ILLUSTRATION THIS WEEK WAS “JUDAS MCCONNELL & THE SANDBAGGERS.”

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AND OUR NUMBER THREE “EDWARD CROPPER” ILLUSTRATION THIS WEEK WAS “OBAMA PROFESSES FULL SUPPORT FOR SECRETARY SEBELIUS.”

image010 See more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work here.


  • MONDAY in our Official “Columbus Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “Liberals claim Columbus Day celebrates the deaths of 20 million people!”

image011Hurley the Historian says according to the PC Police, Columbus Day is a great time for all Hate-America-First Liberal Bed-wetters overcome with White Guilt to accuse the man credited with discovering our continent with Grand Theft, Genocide, Racism, Initiating the Destruction of a Culture, Rape, Torture, and Maiming of indigenous people, and instigating the Big Lie.

Our Quote for Today Committee chose film maker John Water’s observation about Columbus Day: “I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don’t get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn’t, somebody else would have and we’d still be here. BFD!”

And if you check your calendar, it says today is also Thanksgiving Day in Canada. Maybe that’s why so many Canadian Turkeys have been illegally crossing the border lately.

Today, Obama marked Columbus Day by issuing a proclamation that reflects “on the tragic burdens tribal communities bore” in the years that followed the discovery of the New World by Christopher Columbus. What a load of Liberal Claptrap that is.

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  • TUESDAY in our Special “Default Crisis Scare” E-dition, The Blower said, “Because Obama’s Shutdown Isn’t Really A Shutdown After All!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

image013Monday afternoon, investors around the world were shrugging off all that debt crisis scare talk because they assumed in the end, Washington would find a way to avert a default. —Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes

Obama rejected our latest Republican Surrenders on Saturday because we didn’t go far enough. No wonder Fox Newshost Sean Hannity says we have to be replaced.  —GOP House Speaker John Boehner and Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell

If you’re standing with Obama today, you’re frustrated by what’s happening in Congress. But if you think there’s nothing ordinary people can do about the government shutdown, you’re wrong. Chip in $3 or more to support the DemocRATS fighting to get Congress back to work. —DemocRAT National Committee

Beating up old ladies and veterans in wheelchairs was a lot of fun because we were getting overtime pay on Sunday. —Obama’s Washington D.C. Metro Police

Veterans who marched on the Memorials last weekend are all racist, so send us your money.  —DemocRAT Congressional Campaign Committee 

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  • WEDNESDAY in our Special “Debt Limit Deadline” E-dition, The Blower said, “Not to worry—Obama Drew Another Red Line on the Debt Limit!”

DUELING SURRENDERS:

image016Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Tuesday morning, John Boehner’s House Republicans were busy drafting their own Articles of Surrender to Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS, because Bitch McConnell’s Articles of Surrender in  the Republican Surrender Caucus in the Senate didn’t do quite far enough, and some people in Washington were even beginning to doubt that Obama could sign an agreement before Thursday’s Dreaded Budget Crisis Deadline.

Obama Supporters in the Press were predicting the End of the World if Republicans had not officially surrendered in a single set of Articles of Surrender before the Dreaded Deadline shown at the lower right hand corner of today’s e-diton. The Earth would stop spinning on its axis, continents would toppled over one another, mountains would fly into space, and the Earth, shriveled to a cinder, would crash into the sun—more news at eleven.

All of which should not be a big problem hereabouts. After all, Mark Twain said, “When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati. It is always ten years behind the times.”

Let’s Face It: Obama is solely responsible for the current government shutdown. He used the Republican opposition to ObamaCare to manipulate them into a situation he could exploit, and Obama Supporters in the Press can make Republicans look bad so he can pursue his goal of gaining dictatorial control over the budget process.

Digging themselves out of this mess will be what Donald Rumsfeld once referred to as a “Long Hard Slog.” If only Republicans in the House of Representatives would finally scheduled impeachment proceedings against Obama, claiming his inability to halt the federal government shutdown makes him unfit for office.                

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Armageddon Averted” E-dition, The Blower said, “Good News: The End of the World Has Been Postponed!

       Apocalypse Not!

image019All day Wednesday, Obama Supporters in the Press were predicting the End of the World if Congressional Republicans wouldn’t completely capitulate to Obama before midnight’s Dreaded Debt Deadline. Would it be John Boehner’s Articles of Surrender from the House or Bitch McConnell’s Articles of Surrender from the Surrender Caucus in the Senate?  It didn’t really matter, since Wednesday morning, Wall Street was going wild after Senate leaders reportedly reached a tentative deal to end the partial government shutdown and raise the debt ceiling ahead of Thursday’s deadline. Investors were certainly not selling the crisis short, because the Dow was up 241 points at noon on Wednesday, then it ebbed down gradually and then went back up to 205.82 as the afternoon wore on and the euphoria wore off. Meanwhile, all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Followers in All Fifty-Seven States didn’t realize anything important had actually happened.

But what if Armageddon hadn’t been averted and the Earth had actually stopped spinning on its axis, continents toppled over one another, mountains flew into space, and the Earth, shriveled to a cinder, crashed into the sun just as The Blower predicted? This wasn’t like the “Sequester Scare” or the Shutdown Scare.” This Scare was serious. And knowing the End was near, The Blower knew some of our favorite people wouldn’t have just been sitting around waiting for it. They’d be checking their End-of-the-World Bucket Lists to see how they should be spending their final hours. 

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  • FRIDAY, in our Special “Irrelevant Elephants” E-dition, The Blower said, “Obama Supporters in The Press Still Celebrating Obama’s Shutdown Victory!”

TEA Party Patriots, Please Take Note

image021Can you believe Weeper of the House John Boehner actually got a standing ovation Wednesday night as Republican lawmakers lined up to sign their complete-and-abject-surrender to Obama one more time, voting for a pork-laden bill that included nothing Conservatives had been demanding?

What a pathetic bunch of losers! They gave away the whole store, including granting Obama nearly unlimited power by throwing away The House’s Power of the Purse the next time he wants to raise America’s Debt Limit on February 7, all to avoid being criticized by an arrogant and lazy media that the American people finally figured out only repeats the White House Talking Points day after day after day.

Hurley the Historian says since the deck of the U.S.S. Missouri in Tokyo Bay in 1945 has there been such a total surrender. 

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  • SATURDAY in our Special “How We Got Where We Are” E-dition, The Blower said,Ignorance and Apathy are good for a start!”

And Thank God This Week Is Finally Over

Cartoonist Gary Varvel: The Dark Knight as the GOPMIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL:  Who’re the biggest losers of them all? It’s not John Boehner, whose Shutdown Endgame some people are calling “The Final Spasm of a Corpse.” It’s not RINO Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell whose price for surrendering to Obama was a $2 billion earmark for some dam pork barrel spending in his home state of Kentucky that Conservatives are calling “Bluegrass Backstabbing.” It’s not all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Followers in All Fifty-Seven States, because they’re still blaming George Bush.

Actually, The Blower says The Biggest Losers are all those American Over-Taxed Payers who didn’t bother to vote Obama out of office last November. At least it’ll give them something to think about throughout the 1,189 days of the Dark Ages of America’s Dark Ages during Obama’s Second Term (unless he’s impeached).

MEANWHILE, OBAMA SAYS “SCREW BIPARTISANSHIP!”  If Republicans want to change my policies. They first have to ‘win an election.’ I won. Deal with it.”

AND OBAMA SUPPORTERS IN THE PRESS ARE BUSY BLASTING AWAY: The number of Mainstream Media Stories blaming GOP for Shutting Down the Government: Shutdown: 41. The number blaming Disingenuous DemocRATS was Zero. At the same time, Obama Apologists covered so-called Shutdown Victims over ObamaCare Victims 100 to 1.

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IT’S COLLECTION TIME

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          MORE OBAMANATIONS

 

  • image025OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: Obama illegally used Defense Department communications to push his political message.
  • OBAMA SAID WHAT? Reporter to Obama: “Do you take any blame for the gridlock in Congress?”  Obama to Reporter: “Nope!”
  • MORE THREATS AND INTIMIDATION: Law Enforcement now investigating threat against GOP Senator Ted Cruz.
  • OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES: Turkey gave Iran names of Israeli spies… Obama said nothing but continued to push Netanyahu to apologize to Turkey for flotilla raid.
  • OBAMANOMICS 101:  Is ObamaCare forcing people to earn less?
  • SPIES LIKE US: Four former U.S. government officials who met with former National Security Agency systems analyst Edward Snowden last week said that he is adjusting to life in Russia and expresses no regrets about leaking highly classified information.
  • OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA:  Baby found in shopping bag was born alive, but  AP refuses to call dead baby found in teen girl’s bag a “baby,” repeatedly uses the word “fetus.”
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen reports Americans paint a pretty gloomy picture of the present and the future these days. Just 13% of Likely U.S. Voters now say the country is heading in the right direction. That’s down 15 points from two weeks ago and the lowest finding in five years.
  • OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE SPOKES DWEEB JAY CARDBOARD is still refusing to reveal number of people who enrolled in ObamaCare.
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Conan O’Brien’s “In a speech today President Obama called for a new era of bipartisan cooperation. He said this because Obama likes to start off a speech with a joke.”

MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA

  • image027HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: There Is No Debt Ceiling now and the U.S. debt jumped a record $328 billion on Thursday, the first day the federal government was able to borrow money under the deal President Obama and Congress sealed this week. For Current US Debt information, CHECK HERE.
  • DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: Thug who stormed home and attempted to intimidate Republican Secretary of State in Kansas is now ObamaCare Navigator.
  • MORE FREE STUFF:  Food Stamp Recruiters in Florida have Quota of 150 Applicants per Month, and Walmart says allowing Welfare Leeches to steal all their merchandise was the “Right Choice.”
  • DEMOCRAT FAMILY VALUES: Planned Parenthood tells teens “Nothing Bad Or Unhealthy” about being promiscuous.
  • POLITICS AS USUAL: Number of Mainstream Media stories blaming GOP for Shutdown: 41. Number blaming DemocRATS: Zero.
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATES:  NYD Lib Columnist says, “Frightened White People in Congress refuse to accept an America with a Black Man in Charge.”
  • GAY NEWS UPDATE: Transgender Group demands Free Mammograms under ObamaCare.
  • DELUSIONAL DEMOCRATS:  Bawney Fwank thinks Republicans might be smoking weed.
  • SENILE IN THE SENATE:  McRINO Raves: Obama “Won, I give him credit, he won!”
  • TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: Study finds TEA Partiers know more about science than Liberals, are were researchers ever shocked!

THE LIBERAL AGENDA

  • image028OBAMACARE UPDATES: CBS News calls ObamaCare rollout a “complete disaster,” still can’t find a single person who enrolled… ObamaCare woes widen: insurers being given faulty data from exchange website… ObamaCare Exchange built using 10-year-old technology, will never work properly unless it is rebuilt… and ObamaCare website such a disaster ,the firm that designed it has removed all reference to its work from the site.
  • OBAMA’S ORGANIZING FOR ACTION: Protests Obama’s Government Shutdown, with pitifully small turnout.
  • MORE OBAMACARE FAILURES: White House taking ObamaCare website offline again for “repairs,” Spanish language site delayed…more ObamaCare glitches: passwords created during first week accidentally deleted, usernames no longer work… $30 billion wasted on non-functioning medical record system…And Developing Obamacare’s train wreck exchange website cost more than Apple’s original iPhone.
  • OBAMACARE SIDE EFFECTS: ObamaCare Workers getting sick and fainting during Conference Calls.”
  • MEDIA MENDACITY: Media mocks BLIND New Jersey GOP Candidate Steve Lonegan for not knowing where his wife was during Concession Speech.
  • MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE:  CAIR gloats: “Muslims More Popular Than The Tea Party,” and DemocRAT Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick teams up with Radical Mosque Boston Bombers attended to issue State’s First Eid ul-Adha Greetings. 
  • AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Obama pivots to Amnesty even before House passed Debt Bill… Illegal Immigrant heads ObamaCare Navigator Program in NYC, and Feds have paid out billions of our Tax Dollars in Tax Credits to Illegal Immigrants.
  • BABY KILLING UPDATE:  Planned Parenthood morbidly celebrates 97 Years of Killing Babies… Planned Parenthood teams up with Hollywood Moonbats including Scarlett Johansson to sell ObamaCare…and Abortion Clinic Worker attempts to run over Pro-Lifer praying on sidewalk with his Car.
  • GLOBAL WARMING: Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders says, “Global Warming is more dangerous than Al-Qaeda.”
  • G-UNCONTROL: Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper suggests national gun-control groups stay away from a looming recall battle that could switch control of the state Senate to the GOP.
  • UNION BLUES: Did Labor unions score the delay of an ObamaCare tax in that so-called bipartisan budget deal just passed by Congress?
  • LIBERAL BRAINWASHING: Left-Wing Group given $500,000 grant to help work ObamaCare into TV And Movie Scripts.

Closer to Home

  • ANOTHER LOCAL EMBARRASSMENT:  Good DemocRAT John Gilligan’s Daughter Kathleen Sebelius has been in the news a lot lately. First, Obama’s Obama’s HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius discovered that Obama still had full confidence in her even after her three-year $648 Million ObamaCare Rollout Debacle.  Now our local girl made not-so-good can’t find time to appear before next week’s House Energy and Commerce Committee Hearing– to examine the health care law’s troubled rollout. Meanwhile, let’s watch a video montage of Obama’s HHS Chief Screw-up repeatedly vowing the ObamaCare Website would be working on October 1, which of course it wasn’t.
  • IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says all eleven Southwest Ohio Republicans have signed a letter protesting Republican Governor Kasich-Taylor’s plan to expand Medicaid via the state’s seven-member Controlling Board. Would Ohio’s Republican Governor really be violating Ohio law and the state’s constitution by accepting federal money to expand Medicaid under the ObamaCare?
  • CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET SAYS THERE WERE THREE BIG STORIES AT THE HAMILTON COUNTY COURT HOUSE THIS WEEK:

image029First, Judge Traci Hunter is demanding different private lawyers, saying the ones Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters personally picked out for her aren’t good enough. Our Ditzy DemocRAT’s claim of “ineffective assistance” is hilarious because she’s not an indigent criminal defendant (even though she deserves to be), and besides those guys just saved her ass.  Firooz Namei and James “The Rock” Bogen just sweet talked the Court of Appeals into granting them a unanimous summary judgment against The Fishwrap. Jack Greiner, if you don’t tell anybody, we won’t.  As usual, The Blower has all the details.

image008Then there were the long-awaited results of that Performance Audit for New Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil. Whistleblower Dream Team Chairman Scott Greenwood and Retired Real Police Chief Tom Streicher blasted Neil’s predecessor Semper Si Leis for his “Failure to Modernize Operations.” The audit makes it clear that Semper Si’s 25-year reign-of-error was made possible by smoke, mirrors, and absolute secrecy. Our Senile Former Sheriff was so obsessed with building his memorial jail mausoleum that he let the rest of the place fall apart. But it’s funny Scott and Tom didn’t suggest improving the New Sheriff’s Media Relations. That lackluster story by Sharon Coolidge and Perry KimBall in Friday’s Fishwrap should’ve been a full-front page expose on Sunday, instead of buried on Page A-8.

image031Maybe it’s because everybody was waiting to see what happened Thursday night when Hamilton County Deputies finally cleared out those homeless guys who’d sued Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil to make sure their constitutional rights to crap on the courthouse steps were protected. Not even Liberal Judge Mrs.$tan Che$ley would buy that argument. Are there no Portolets?  

Extremely Liberal DemocRAT Mayoral Candidate Foxy Roxy should invite these guys to crap on the City Hall steps, but Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley says if the city wasn’t building a streetcar, these smelly people wouldn’t be homeless.

  • DISGUISED DEMOCRAT JOHN CRANLEY, continues to raise more money than Vice Mayor Roxanne Qualls ($858,400 to $630,000). “Who needs an endorsement from COAST, as long as Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney and the other litigious lawyers from COAST who are getting rich suing the City keep sending me checks.”
  • THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): Commenting on Perry KimBall’s story about Visiting Judge Richard Niehaus saying in his October 4 finding that FOP Queen City Lodge #69 President Kathy Harrell claim during the civil trial that she didn’t know the $12,000 she got from Diana Frey, head of the Cincinnati Organized and Dedicated Employees union in 2009 was stolen, Amicus Curiae says The Fishwrap simply reported that she lost and had to pay more than the loan amount.  It glossed over the findings of fact. The Judge basically wrote Harrell had perjured herself, was a liar, and a thief, and Defense Attorney Mike Allen doesn’t look good, either.
  • image033MEET CINCINNATI CLOWN-CIL CANDIDATE: LAURE “NOT SO” CLEANLIVIN’:  Today’s Fishwrap’s Freebie Feature tells you the Disgraced DemocRAT supports Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly along with Same-Sex Marriage. But they never mention our “Slut for Obama’s” sordid past, how she earned her Official “Not So” Cleanlivin’ Nickname in The Whistleblower, or how our former news trollop almost single-handedly caused a judge to rule Channel 9’s News was only “Substantially True.”
  • image035IN ANDERSON, it appeared as if Forest Hills Urinal Editor Eric Spangler and Reporter Lisa Wakeland were leaving no stone unflung on Monday publishing biased letters online attacking Conservatives, making public John Seifert’s DemocRAT Seminar Letter #1453 Attacking Conservatives, inserting the names of Endorse Republican Candidates Andy Pappas and Josh Gerth in the proper places. Last week, letters from members of KaBoom and the League of Women Vipers were also used to attack Conservatives.

This Wednesday, The Urinal’s Endorsed Candidate, Disgraced Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien, was lavished with a lot of free space on the weekly Viewpoints page to tell readers why they should forget about some of his recent legal problems, not including being arrested for masturbating in a Wellborn woman’s car.  [SEE THAT story and VIDEO HERE]

  • REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES say Blue Ash Clowncilman Tax Hikin’ Rick Bryan is up to his old tricks again.  Bryan was exposed by WCPO as running for two political offices at once.  He is running for re-election to Blue Ash Clowncil this November, and has announced he’ll be running for State Representative next year. Republicans for Higher Taxes are defending Bryan’s duplicity.  They say if anyone is capable of raising taxes in two places at once, it’s their 2011 Tax Hiker of the Year Rick Bryan.  

 On the South Shore

  • image036IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY Bluegrass Bureau Chief Kern CamBoo says the biggest story in Northern Kentucky Politics this week was when Bitch McConnell offered an early surrender for Obama’s January 15 Budget Battle in only T-Minus-86 Days and counting by promising that repealing ObamaCare would never be used by Republicans again to bring the federal government to a halt. No Matt Bevin wonders, “Now will I be getting that endorsement from the Boondoggle TEA Party?”

According to the Washington Post, the Senate Conservatives Fund, which has suggested it might oppose Scandal Plagued Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell in a primary next year, alleges McConnell got a bit of sweetener in the Senate’s plan to reopen the government and extend the debt ceiling.

THAT SEEMINGLY MODEST 35-PAGE BILL approved by Congress and signed by Obama to raise the debt ceiling without anybody reading it, is packed with billions in additional spending — including a vaguely worded allocation of more than $2 billion extra for an ongoing Ohio River dam project.

Ironic Ike says McConnell’s Kentucky Kickback Project crosses the river into Obama’s Illinois. The Senate Minority leader is from Kentucky. The President is from Illinois. Is it just a coincidence this $2 billion in pork ended up benefitting only those two states? And what about Boehner—the only thing he got out of the pork load was the pig’s ass, and the name of the Ohio River.


More Political Insight This Week

  • FECKLESS AT THE FISHWRAP:  Retired Cleveland Pain Dealer Newshawk Turned Bellwether Blogger Bill Sloat says Republican Alan Simpson and DemocRAT Erskine Bowles have been pushing a plan to get the federal debt under control.  They are serious figures who SURPRISE!!! know what they are talking about.  Unfortunately, nobody in office seems to be listening to them.  So they have made a commercial, (filmed here in Cincinnati), to push their plan across the nation, sort of like reintroducing it to the public.  It seems to me they have a blueprint that with some tweaking would get us back on the path to fiscal and political sanity.  I wonder why The Fishwrap hasn’t mentioned their commercial (again, it was made in Cincinnati) and the fact that they are touring this area.
  • WHISTLEBLOWER BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says despite a rising Stock Market, a big reason to be pessimistic this week. Congress has tried unsuccessfully many times in the recent past to craft a bipartisan deficit reduction agreement. The cast of characters involved in negotiating is still largely the same from both parties. The environment doesn’t seem different enough yet for significant compromises, and an election year is approaching. Also, to construct a comprehensive deficit reduction bill that would address new tax revenues and entitlement program reforms requires more time—more than two months. When faced with stalemates, Congress typically migrate toward the easier solution, and that doesn’t bode well for the passage of an agreement that both sides believe address the budget deficit in a meaningful and long-term manner.
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this day in on this date in 1944, U.S. General Douglas MacArthur kept his promise to return to the Philippines, but when is Obama going to keep his promise to win his war in Afghanistan?
  • THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Dugout Doug’sIt is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.  

Now for The Blower’s military message, something completely patriotic, let’s watch the US Army Drill Team (No comment is really necessary).

  • GOING GALT: Take the John Galt Pledge: “I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.”
  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #295 is to quote P. J. O’Rourke: “The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.”
  • image038NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES, since those damn St. Louis Cardinals will be back in the World Series again this year.

Wait Till Next Year
The Reds have blown it
The season is done.
Millions were spent
Not much was won.

Two stadiums for sports
Much money was spent.
Sometimes we wonder
Where it all went.

  • image040AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA:  Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how the worst part of the Republican’s complete-and-abject surrender over the Debt Ceiling to Obama Debt this week. “You may not have hear much about it on the Liberal News,” Kane explained, but the Senate plan included a proposal offered by McConnell in the 2011 debt ceiling crisis that allows Congress to disapprove of the debt ceiling increase, which means lawmakers will formally vote on whether to reject a debt ceiling increase until February 7. Obama can veto that legislation if it passes. But if Congress fails as expected to gather a two-thirds majority to override the veto, the debt ceiling would be raised.” TEA Party Patriots, take note.
  •  image042FINALLY, COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

Monday we’ll be celebrating Lawyer Hunting Season in both Ohio and Kentucky,  and there will still be 1,188 days remaining until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.

Tuesday is “National Nut Day,” and in “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers,” some of our readers will be scratching theirs.

Wednesday is “TV Talk Show Host,” which just happens to be celebrated on Johnny Carson’s birth date.

Thursday is “United Nations Day” as well as “National Bologna Day.”  What a coincidence!

The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “When the media takes a news poll.

And Saturday is “Make a Difference Day,” a day we never forget. Which is different from Hillary’s “What Difference Does It Make Anyway Day.


The Libtard Show by Dixon Diaz

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WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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image046 Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more. 


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Hitler Learns About the Obamacare Exchanges

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