Sunday, October 13, 2013
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE “STUPID GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN” STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama rejected the latest Republican Surrender on Saturday, because it didn’t go far enough.- OUR NUMBER TWO “STUPID GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN” STORY THIS WEEK was when the PMSNBC President wanted an investigation into how Fox Ratings were so much higher than his. Phil Griffin says there’s something fishy about Tuesday’s ratings for the Fox News Channel, which were up significantly from a day earlier after Fox News debuted its new schedule. And he wants an investigation. No Kidding!
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE “STUPID GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN” STORY THIS WEEK was when the Obama Administration introduced its new ObamaCare website and showed everybody how a fool and his $634 Million are soon parted, and nobody could explain how Obama’s HHS Secretary Sebelius has not yet been fired.
- MONDAY in our Special “Historical Perspective” E-dition, The Blower said, “Do You Think the Founding Fathers Ever Imagined This?”
At this weekend’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how he thought Obama’s Over-Hyped Partial Government Shutdown would rank with some of the other great government shutdowns in American history.
“Actually, as any graduate of the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools can tell you, Government Shutdowns are right there in the Declaration of Independence,” Kane explained, because Thomas Jefferson wrote, “We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Government Shutdowns.”
And even the Pledge of Allegiance says, “One nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and Government Shutdowns for all.”
Do you remember when Patrick Henry said, “Give me a Government Shutdown or give me a death?”
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Shutdown Jokebook” E-dition, The Blower said, “Because Obama’s Shutdown Isn’t Really A Shutdown After All!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
We know a Government Shutdown is supposed to be something serious, but like everything else during the Age of Obama, it all seems like just a big joke. —Joke Writers of America
Remember my “Thousand Points of Light” for a better America? Obama’s Punitive Liberal Shutdown is a “Thousand Points of Spite!” —Bush 41
Maybe the joke during Obama’s Government Shutdown is that 83% of the Federal Government including Obama’s golf course and Michelle’s crappy “Eat Less Fattening Food Hotline” are still operating. —We the Over-Taxed Payers
That’s why we chose former California Republican Governor George Deukmejian’s “The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
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WEDNESDAY in our Special “Default Countdown” E-dition, The Blower said, “Unfortunately, October 17 is still a week away!”
AGAINST IT BEFORE THEY WERE FOR IT: Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says last week’s Crisis was all about Obama and his Disingenuous DemocRATS in the Senate sort of shutting down the government, and strangely enough, nothing really bad happened. So this week, everybody in Washington is talking about this week’s crisis, and according to The Blower’s Countdown Counter at the lower right hand corner of this page, we’re now about a week away from reaching the Armageddon that would follow if the nation would ever its Debt Limit.
That means Congress will have to vote on raising the nation’s debt limit, so they can spend more imaginary money they don’t have. But The Blower doesn’t understand the controversy, since Obama already say he was against increasing the debt limit, back when he was in the US Senate. In fact all 48 Deceitful DemocRATS voted AGAINST increasing the Debt Ceiling In ’06.
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “ObamaCare Implementation” E-dition, The Blower said, “CBS News Calls It “Nothing Short of Disastrous!”
And We’ve Only Been Tell You The Same Thing For Three Freaking Years!
A lot of people were surprised when CBS ran a report Wednesday morning calling the ObamaCare Implementation “Nothing Short of Disastrous,” especially when Obama Supporters in the Press have spent the past three years covering up for ObamaCare and helping Obama get re-elected in 2012. Maybe they should’ve asked Obama about his Legacy Legislation during Monday’s 66-minute news conference when 12 different reporters couldn’t muster a single question about the catastrophe that is Healthcare.gov or the spectacle of National Park Rangers locking senior-citizen tourists out of war memorials and/or inside their hotels.
1000 POINTS OF SPITE The Obama Regime continues to use Punitive Shutdowns to punish Vets, closes Regional Veterans Affairs Offices, and delays Benefits. “All public access to VBA regional offices and facilities will be suspended … due to a lack of funds,” Veterans Affairs Department spokeswoman Victoria Dillon said in a statement provided to The Blower.
Other Points of Spite Shutdowns include closing Vermont Campgrounds during peak foliage season and blaming it on the Obama’s Government Shutdown, Issuing citations for entering the Grand Canyon during the Obama’s Government Shutdown and no building of sand castles on the beach during Obama’s Government Shutdown.
Hours after he called GOP House Speaker John Boehner on the phone to say that he’s REFUSING to negotiate, Obama arrogantly strode to the microphone at a press conference and told the American people that he is, in fact, willing to negotiate, BUT ONLY AFTER the American people declare complete and unconditional surrender to his radical left-wing agenda and his plans to implement ObamaCare in spite of the will of the American people.
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- FRIDAY in our in our Special “Default Deal” E-dition, The Blower reported, “And Boehner says, “Let’s raise the Debt!”
A Partial Cave-in on a Partial Shut-Down
House Republican leaders are pushing a six-week increase in the debt limit, without any Conservative strings attached, to calm jittery financial markets, according to senior GOP advisers.
The plan was presented to the House GOP caucus Thursday morning after Obama’s Treasury Secretary Jack Lew warned lawmakers that he would be unable to guarantee payments to any group — whether Social Security recipients or U.S. bondholders — unless Congress raises the federal debt ceiling.
If the GOP plan goes over well with rank-and-file Republicans, Speaker John Boehner could put the legislation on the floor for a vote late Thursday.
But Conservatives don’t need to worry—Boehner says it’s only a six-week cave in.
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- SATURDAY in our Special “ObamaCare Website” E-dition, The Blower said, “And just think, it only cost $634,320,919!”
And It Will Probably Never Work
According to the Digital Journal, it’s been more than a week since the flagship technology portion of the Obama’s Unaffordable Care Act (ObamaCare) went live. And since that time, the befuddled beast that is $634,320,919 Healthcare.gov has shutdown, crapped out, stalled, and mis-loaded so consistently that its track record for failure is challenged only by Obama and Congress. No wonder all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters still don’t have their ObamaCare Accounts.
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SHUTDOWN SHOWDOWNS
Friday was supposed to be a great day for America because the Truckers Riding for the Constitution were heading to Washington D.C. to cause a massive traffic jam. Unfortunately, they didn’t make it due to the rain and “unexpected traffic.”
Perhaps those Million Vets Marching on the Memorials will have more success on Sunday.
- OBAMA’S PARK SERVICE GESTAPO: Armed Guards stopped people from visiting Independence Hall, telling them “You Will Be Arrested!”
- OBAMA’S PUNITIVE CLOSURES: Obama’s Park Service removed handles from water fountains in park frequented by joggers and bikers…Feel The Pain: The White House Gift Shop has gone broke… and Federal Judge ordered National Park Service to immediately reopen Park in Virginia.
- FLASHBACK: Obama said “America’s Commitment to its Veterans are not just lines on a Budget, they are bonds that are sacred.”
MORE OBAMANATIONS
OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: E-mails show top IRS Official shared Confidential Taxpayer Information with Senior Obama Officials, visiting the White House 155 times.- OBAMA SAID WHAT? Obama confessed to deliberately hurting the Country, to hurt Republicans, calling them “Extremists” and “Extortionists” who were holding America “Hostage.”
- MORE THREATS AND INTIMIDATION: Obama Administration Threatened To Stop Sending Vets Their Checks Unless Shutdown Resolved By End of The Month.
- OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES: U.S. Intelligence warns Syria becoming safe haven for Al-Qaeda…Egypt says it doesn’t like us anymore because we won’t give it free money… and the Taliban mocks U.S. over Government Shutdown.
- OBAMANOMICS 101: Weekly Jobless Claims were only 60,000 higher than expected!
- SPIES LIKE US:Edward Snowden was awarded the “Sam Adams Award for Integrity In Intelligence.”
- OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA: Half of Americans now believe Founding Fathers would see the U.S. Today as a Failure…Tennessee Pastor gives inspiring speech to students on 9/11, and Libs freak out after he uses the word “God”…and the son of reigning NFL MVP Adrian Peterson dies after alleged beating at hands of his mother’s boyfriend, police say.
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen reports Majority of Americans say Obama “Putting His Political Agenda Ahead of What’s Good For The Country”…Just 7% think ObamaCare Rollout has been a success…Obama’s Approval Rating is plummeting to only 37%… and only 17% think America is headed in the Right Direction (Lowest Level in nearly two years)
- OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE SPOKES DWEEB JAY CARDBOARD says “TEA Party Republicans” shut down Government out of “Spite.”
- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Jimmy Kimmel’s “Today was day 10 of the government shutdown. At what point do we politely ask Canada to govern us?”
MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA
HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: Potential Terrorists conducted “Dry Runs” on Airplanes during recent weeks…and Redskins Owners writes letter to Season-Ticket Holders: “We Are Never Going To Change Our Team’s Name. End of Story.”- DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: Former Detroit DemocRAT Mayor sentenced to 28 years in Corruption Case and SEIU Leader gets 33 months in prison for stealing members’ dues.
- POLITICS AS USUAL: Conservative Commentator Allen West called Obama a “Spoiled Brat Child, Pathological Liar.”
- RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: Jesse Jackson says “Republican Party is the Resurrection of the Confederacy.” Lib Blogger thinks LA Police Dogs are Racist! And Republican Dr. Ben Carson says, “ObamaCare is the worst thing since Slavery.”
- GAY NEWS UPDATE: New words being introduced to Wikipedia: “thruple” a commitment of three people. And “wedlease” a temporary commitment replacing ‘wedlock’, since ‘marriage’ is really meaningless
- DELUSIONAL DEMOCRATS: Nutty Nancy Pelosi says, “We have to implement ObamaCare before we make any changes to it.”
- SENILE IN THE SENATE: McRINO “worries” about Republicans attacking each other.
- TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: Is the TEA Party finally seceding from Republican Party?
THE LIBERAL AGENDA
OBAMACARE UPDATES: White House ignored repeated warnings ObamaCare Website “Had Significant Problems”…New Jersey Residents seeing their Health Insurance Plans cancelled because of ObamaCare – 800,000 people losing their coverage. And thousands of Doctors fired by United Healthcare in Connecticut.- OBAMA’S ORGANIZING FOR ACTION runs ad blaming “TEA Party Republicans” for shutting down WWII Memorial.
- MORE OBAMACARE FAILURES: CBS News reports Obamacare Implementation was “Nothing Short Of Disastrous”…White House knew about ObamaCare Website Glitches, but ignored warnings…and White House pledged to “Immediately” Fix Problems with ObamaCare Exchange . . . Three Years Ago.
- OBAMACARE SIDE EFFECTS: Administration makes it nearly impossible for Americans to delete account set up through Obamacare Exchange.
- MEDIA MENDACITY: Obama holds rare press conference, but Media Lapdogs fail to ask a single question about the ObamaCare Rollout Fiasco.
- MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: CNN’s List of World’s Top 10 Most Dangerous Terrorists all have one thing in common. Can you guess what it is?
- AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Tuesday, the Obama administration promoted a big Amnesty Rally on the National Mall, even though it is was supposed to be closed due to the Federal Government Shutdown. That means Obama’s Park Service was still saying “No” to Vets visiting War Memorials, but “Yes” to Radical Pro-Illegal Immigration Supporters.
- BABY KILLING UPDATE: California DemocRAT Governor signs law allowing Nurses and Midwives to Perform Abortions.
- GLOBAL WARMING: Alarmists predict “End of the World by the Year 2047.
- G-UNCONTROL: California Governor Jerry Brown vetoed several gun control bills on Friday, a move that essentially rebuffs an effort by fellow DemocRATS to enact a sweeping expansion of firearms regulation in the most populous U.S. state.
- UNION BLUES: Obamacare Strikes Again! 30,000 grocery workers could strike in Washington State over the loss of their Healthcare Plans, as striking Las Vegas Union Goons harass tourists, calling them “Losers” and “Jerks,” and Teachers Union continues to carry water for the Obama Regime, makes six-figure ad buy targeting Republicans over Government Shutdown.
- LIBERAL BRAINWASHING: Third-Graders to be taught how to protest SEIU-Style in new Common Core Book.
Closer to Home
CONSERVATIVE LEADERS IN OHIO REACTED NEGATIVELY ON FRIDAY, after RINO Governor Kasich-Taylor moved to by-pass the Ohio Legislature and implement Medicaid Expansion through the Ohio Controlling Board. Portage County TEA Party Executive Director, Tom Zawistowski, said “The Governor simply could not make his case to conservatives about Medicaid Expansion. He is now going to take 300,000, able-bodied, healthy Ohioans, and give them free health care, while the rest of us are seeing insurance premiums going up 80% and deductibles are going throughout the roof to help pay for it.- BOEHNER BASHING: Friday, Fox News host Sean Hannity said House Speaker John Boehner along with the rest of the Republican leadership in the House, had to be replaced. “I do think leadership in the House needs to change,” Hannity said. “I don’t think John Boehner is equipped for the job. I don’t think he has the stomach to negotiate. I don’t think he has the ability to communicate the positive, solution-oriented vision for the country.” “How hard is it?” Hannity asked. “Why aren’t these guys out there explaining what their vision is?”
- THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): The president of the Cincinnati FOP, Kathy Harrell, has been found to have lied and committed theft yet she remains in office, not indicted, and has not been charged with any administrative violations such as dishonesty.
Is this more of what we can expect from the CPD, i.e. corruption at the highest level of the police union and the same being ignored by all other union members, all of whom are Cincinnati cops; the police department, including our most recently ordained chief who is trying to figure out what needs to be changed (here’s a clue where to start); the entire city administration, including the appointing authority otherwise known as the city manager; and the Hamilton County Prosecutor’s Office?
This is an absolute travesty if allowed to go unchallenged! You can bet your ass not a single politician will address this matter as they all want the FOP endorsement. That speaks volumes about our current city council and those aspiring to be elected to said office. They’re willing to keep their collective mouths shut about corruption and multiple scandals in the police department in order to gain the support of corrupt cops and their corrupt union. Am I missing something here or has everyone lost their mind at city hall?
Of course, The Blower knows we can expect The Fishwrap to investigate aggressively and report on these matters so as to help maintain accountability within our local government. NOT!
- CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says Most people, if they remember him at all, remember Carl Stitch as Mike Allen’s right-hand man advising the Disgraced Former Prosecutor who resigned after he got caught boinking his aide, that he should stonewall the entire community and fight resignation to the end. Now Judge Carl Stitch wants everyone, including those few who remember those unfortunate times, to forget all that and support him for judge. But The Whistleblower never forgets.
- WHISTLEBLOWER GOSSIP COLUMNIST LINDA LIBEL says, Hey, did you see that WCET-TV VP/Station Manager Jack Dominic is leaving after 38 years? Some people thought it was going to take a janitor with a putty knife to scrape that chewed up old wad of gum out of the place. But, the maintenance staff needn’t worry because they are going to be busy replacing all of the windows that broke over at 48 from the collective sigh of relief staffers and volunteers blew out when they heard the news. He said that he’ll be gone by March. That’s good; it’ll take that long for the intern from personnel to browbeat the staff into donating enough money to buy him one of those $1 Shoebox cards from Hallmark.
- FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS say Soreheads in the Suburbs should really care about the outcome of the Cincinnati’s Mayor’s Race between Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Unabashed Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls. For most of them it would be like voting for the lesser of two evils, except those whose place of employment is inside the City Limits and have 2.1% of their earnings confiscated to so our Nine Fine Clowns and piss away their hard-earned over-taxed payers dollars on silly streetcars and needle exchanges. Will Surbanites give up on the City? They already have. That’s one reason you didn’t see a Republican candidate for Mayot this year. The other reason is Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP. Long ago “Old BlueFace” threw that the towel.
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES covered Monday’s Hamilton County Board of Elections hearing regarding the vote fraud allegations against Foxy Roxy Qualls’ supporter Randy Simes and are curious to understand why four lawyers representing four different parties were necessary in this matter. With so many lawyers trying to gum up the process, is it any wonder the actual hearing got delayed until next Monday?
R4HT also says At Tuesday night’s Mayoral Debate, Foxy Roxy Qualls cited the stadiums as one of her big successes. R4HT agree with Roxy, and cite this success as one of the reasons to vote for her in November.
- DISGUISED DEMOCRAT JOHN CRANLEY, “I am not now nor have I ever been a member of COAST (although I’m always happy to deposit a check from Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney or any of the other litigious lawyers from COAST who are getting rich suing the City.)”
IN ANDERSON: That Campaign Rally Party for Endorsed Republican Township Trustee Candidates Andy Pappas and Josh Gerth at Joe & Lorraine Mayernik’s mansion overlooking the Ohio River must still be going on. Saturday at press time, the Anderson Township Republican Party hadn’t even had time to updated its Facebook page with all those pictures of the event. Maybe they were hoping for TV coverage.
People who probably didn’t receive a complementary invitation included Kaboomers Stacie Grant and Ruth Hardy, the two harpies from the League of Women Vipers whose letters attacking Andy Pappas just happened to appear right next to each other in last week’s Forest Hills Urinal, where the Disgraced Trustee Kevin O’Brien’s Enabler, Reporter Lisa Wakeland just happened to be a moderator of last month’s League of Women Vipers So-Called Candidates Forum, and Ruth Hardy was the organizer of the Vicious Vipers’ event. Coincidence, we sincerely doubt it.
On the South Shore
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY Bluegrass Bureau Chief Kern CamBoo says the latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders beloved e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now! This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court features all sorts of hookers, scumbags, druggies, thieves, punks, and some who are all of the above. None of them are affected by the federal government shut down but all of them appear to be wearing Halloween costumes already! - THE CAMBOOZLER ALSO says still worried about the economic catastrophe to chili parlors in Covington while all of Obama’s IRS Agents will be getting paid to stay home, and Northern Kentucky Chamber Of Commerce President Steve Stevens resigned in sympathy for all those furloughed IRS Agents.
Kentucky U.S. Senator Bitch McConnell says he sure wishes the Government Shutdown would end so Republicans could get back to the business of gutting the government, doesn’t have to worry about his ObamaCare Account because Members of Congress are exempt, and Matt Bevin is still waiting for an endorsement from the Boondoggle County GOP. And Delovely DemocRAT Senate Candidate Alison Wundergams Grimes wonders if ObamaCare covers varicose veins.
Meanwhile, That Cabal Of Noky Attorneys Still Out To Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters Including Lovely Lisa Wells (The Attorney Who Replaced Crazy Eric On WlW Hate Radio), wonder if The Fishwrap is making it look like “Crazy Eric” Deters is breaking his suspension by quoting him in stories.
More Political Insight This Week
FECKLESS AT THE FISHWRAP: Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says The Fishwrap’s policy of consistently and continually printing letters from brain dead collectivists is demonstrated again today by the appearance of “Health care plan requires everyone in,” by Mason’s Stanley Smith. Smith writes, in part, “Some funding of ObamaCare will be carried by the federal government, but most of the cost will come from over-taxed payers.” Does Smith have any idea where the federal government gets money?- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this day in 1792, the cornerstone of the White House was laid in the nation’s new capital, Washington, D.C. According to the History Channel, at one time or another, the mansion has sported a variety of amenities, including horse stables and carriage houses, a bowling alley, a jogging track, a movie theater and solar panels. In addition to the presidents and their families, the executive home has also been home to an impressive assortment of animals: dogs, cats, goats, pigs, tiger cubs, an elephant, a zebra, snakes and an alligator.
- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Robin Williams’ “People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.”
- GOING GALT is the Conservative version of “I’m movin’ to Canada!” Referring to John Galt from Ayn Rand’s novel “Atlas Shrugged,” Going Galt means leaving what you see as a society crumbling in on itself and going somewhere else to watch it all burn to the ground.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #288 is to express profound bafflement over a liberal’s positions on abortion and capital punishment. “So let me get this right: you’re in favor of saving the lives of convicted murderers and terrorists? But you’re in favor of killing kids who haven’t gotten around to doing anything wrong yet and who might turn out nice? Interesting!”
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES, since Obama and Congress don’t seem to be accomplishing anything these days during the Government Shutdown.
Voters’ Remorse
It will soon be time for you to vote
Not to vote would be a sin.
We can throw the rascals out
And throw new rascals in.
AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how long he thought the so-called Government Shutdown would last. “Who cares?” Kane asked. “When you live in Anderson Township, you have to pay for your own garbage collection, so what difference does make whatever those Clowns in Congress do. I can’t think of a single problem that group has ever solved.
FINALLY, COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday we’ll all be celebrating Columbus Day, and there will still be 1,195 days remaining until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.
Tuesday is “National Dessert Day,” and in “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers,” our readers will be taking an extra helping or two.
Wednesday is “Bosses Day,” and Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher will be asking our interns if he’s been Fair, Honest, Understanding, Approachable, and a Good Communicator (attributes people say make for the best boss.
Thursday is the US Debt Limit Crisis Deadline, and you might just hear something about it in the news between now and then.
The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “It’s less than three more weeks till elections.”
And Saturday is “Sweetest Day,” a day we never forget.
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WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Senator Roberts Calls For Secretary Sebelius to Resign
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