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Obama’s Official Jewish New Year Greetings
Everybody’s waiting to hear Obama’s really sincere Jewish New Year greetings wishing rich Jewish donors a year of peace while making a thinly-veiled plug for his “Better Bargain for the Middle Class” economic speech series in his video greeting for those celebrating the Jewish High Holidays. [WATCH IT HERE]- Wednesday, Obama was in Sweden on his way to the G 20 summit in Russia, where Soviet President Vladimir Putin has been busy ridiculing Obama’s call for Congress to approve a military strike in Syria. Many in the Middle East still don’t understand Obama’s policies, which probably explains why Obama plans to meet with gay activists in Russia, while back home, Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry continues to try to sell Congress on the preposterous notion of how he was against attacking Syria before he was for it.
- Jews in Cincinnati remember last year on the Jewish New Year when Obama came to town on another over-taxed payer funded campaign and fund-raising trip to conduct High Holiday Services at Murray Seasongood Pavilion in Eden Park for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters.
Also on last year’s Jewish New Year, Obama was appearing in an ad for Palestinian Terrorists while Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry was speaking to Jews in New York.- Have Jewish Voters begun to have a few doubts about Obama, since that well-known terrorist group took over Egypt and proved Obama’s so-called “Arab Spring” was nothing more than a radical Islamic nightmare? Obama couldn’t wait to congratulate the Muslim Brotherhood, especially after those fanatics claimed their future capital would be in Jerusalem.
- Obama is still rejecting any denigration of Islam, but insisting there was no excuse for attacks on the US embassy in Benghazi on the anniversary of 9/11 last year left American Chris Stevens among those murdered. After the Muslim Massacre, Obama and everybody in his administration have spent the entire year lying about it, while Obama Supporters in the Press and feckless Republicans in Congress are still covering up what really happened. Congratulations, Obama—you built that!
In reality, it signified a total collapse of Obama’s Foreign Policy in the Middle East, where Hillary’s Bungle in Benghazi on 9/11 got American diplomats murdered in a premeditated attack about which the USA had been warned. Or maybe it was Obama’s refusal to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as an Armada of US and British naval power was massing in the Persian Gulf with Israel preparing a pre-emptive strike against Iran’s covert nuclear weapons program, particularly since intelligence reports indicated Iran had a cache of nuclear missiles that could hit any Israeli city. Did Obama really invite now deposed Egyptian President Mohammad Morsi, a member of the Muslim Brotherhood, to meet with him in New York that week? Perhaps Congress should’ve invited Netanyahu to explain the situation to the American people during the annual UN meetings. That might get Obama’s attention. - Wednesday Obama Warrior President urged world support for punitive strikes against Syria for its alleged use of chemical weapons, while Damascus and its allies vowed retaliation and resistance even if a third world war erupts. What could possibly go wrong with that?
- Fox News says while leading Israeli officials have publicly struck a tone of muted support for Obama’s decision to seek congressional authorization for strikes on Syria’s chemical weapons delivery systems, in private, senior Israeli officials and foreign policy analysts are expressing grave disappointment with the conduct of their ally in Washington. They call him a “disastrously weak leader,” because this is not the way a superpower is supposed to act.
Our Late Night TV Jokewatcher liked Jay Leno’s “Obama is trying to get congressional approval before we attack Syria. And if that works, there’s talk we might even consider bringing back the rest of the Constitution,” and “Obama is pretty clever. Did you see what he is doing to get Congress to approve the attack? He told them Syrian President Assad supports ObamaCare. Also, Conan O’Brien says, “Syria’s President Assad referred to Obama as weak. Obama is so angry he plans to ask Congress for permission to come up with a good comeback.”- Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says according to exit polls, 69% of Jews cast their ballot for the Obama in 2012, compared to 78% in 2008. Amazingly, a majority of American Jews would still support him today.
- Yesterday at the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane wished a Happy New Year to our Jewish friends! “Unfortunately,” Kane explained, “the every New Year will seem like the same old year during the next 1,232 days of the America’s Dark Ages of the Obama Administration.”
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