Saturday, July 20, 2013

Happy Trayvon Martin Rally Day, Everybody!

  • image004Whistleblower Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray says Scared Shitless Suburbanites will be avoiding Downtown Cincinnati one more time at noon today when hundreds of thousands of angry black people exhibit all their fake outrage at the “Injustice for Trayvon” Rally in front of the Barack Obama Federal Building. The violent event will be sponsored by Racial Racketeer Al Sharpton and his National Back Racist Action Network. Race-Baiters Jesse Jackson and Ben Jealous from the NAALCP will also be there. Will Girly Mayor Mark Mallory be there too, wearing his Hoodie in the Heat?

And as if America’s Racial Divide isn’t wide enough, Obama just made an unannounced visit to the White House briefing room to expand on his thoughts about the Zimmerman verdict, saying “Trayvon Martin could’ve been me 35 years ago.” Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, please note.

  • How big a crowd does Cincinnati’s “Injustice for Trayvon Martin Rall have to gather? If it’s not bigger than the last time Obama came to town, the entire nation would be correct to call Cincinnati a “Racist City.”
  • Word is The Fishwrap is even planning a special Trayvon Martin Rally supplement on Sunday, just like they do for the Reds on Opening Day, because our Feckless Fishwrappers believe “It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that make America great, it’s our ‘diversity.”  
  • image007Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns says he’ll be there, giving away FREE Marijuana and Watermelons plants to the first 200 supporters. Plus, that Crazy Ass Cracker expects to pick up endorsements from the NAALCP, NORML, and Al Sharpton, to add to his backing from COAST and the Cincinnati TEA Party.  
  • Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says 64% of White Guilt Ridden Americans say it’s possible to have an honest discussion about race in America, although The Blower’s not so sure if today’s fake fury fiesta would be the place to try.
  • But whatever you do, don’t say Bill Cosby or Charles Barkley sent you. Those prominent black men are considered “House Niggers” by the rioters.
  • image008And don’t mention how the Black DemocRAT Run City of Detroit just ran that city onto the ground. Cincinnati’s Disgraced Former Fourteen Star Police Chief James Craig has only been there a week and the Motor City doesn’t even have a trolley. The Blower remembers when Obama promised “I refuse to let Detroit go bankrupt.” But that was one of the many lies Obama told before he was re-elected last November. Kentucky’s Conservative Senator Rand Paul says Obama will bail out Detroit “over my dead body.”
  • Larry the Rantin Redneck says, “So the City of Detroit declared bankruptcy, or as DemocRATS call it, PROSPERITY. Yes we are slowly morphing into an African nation of poverty and political corruption. I think Progressives would call that PROGRESS.”
  • mandingo-movie-poster-racistA caller to Lincoln Beware’s BUZZ show on Thursday explained the start of the race war! “Seems her great grandfather esplaned it dis way.” The black plantation owners picked young girls so they could have sex wit dem and make babies while bein’ married to white women. The white women got mad and started having sex with the black slaves and started braggin’ that the black men were better in bed than their white husbands. That jealousy started the hatin’ between the blacks and the whites.”
  • Conservative Columnist Pat Buchanan says: “Black America’s Real Problem Isn’t White Racism” because In the aftermath of the acquittal of George Zimmerman, Eric Holder, Al Sharpton, and Ben Jealous of the NAALCP are calling on the black community to rise up in national protest.

Yet they know — and Barack Obama, whose silence speaks volumes, knows — nothing is going to happen.

“Stand-Your-Ground” laws in Florida and other states are not going to be repealed. George Zimmerman is not going to be prosecuted for a federal “hate crime” in the death of Trayvon Martin.

The result of all this ginned-up rage that has produced vandalism and violence is simply going to be an ever-deepening racial divide.

image009After researching FBI numbers for “Suicide of a Superpower,” Buchanan concluded: “An analysis of ‘single offender victimization figures’ from the FBI for 2007 finds blacks committed 433,934 crimes against whites, eight times the 55,685 whites committed against blacks. Interracial rape is almost exclusively black on white — with 14,000 assaults on white women by African Americans in 2007. Not one case of a white sexual assault on a black female was found in the FBI study.” [READ MORE HERE]

  • ex-gay prideAnd if all that Diversity isn’t enough, the Voice of the Voiceless sadly announced the postponement of its First Annual Ex-Gay Pride Month in July 2013. No kidding. That event was supposed to celebrate those who have left the homosexual lifestyle and are now pursing healthy heterosexual relationships, but there was just too much harassment from the homos. 
  • image011Hurley the Historian says years from today, the History Channel will be featuring the “Injustice for Trayvon” Rally instead of that day in 1969 when President Richard Nixon, along with millions of others, watched as American astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin walked on the moon. Nixon said “For years politicians have promised the moon, I’m the first one to be able to deliver it.” That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Al Sharpton’s comparison of the Trayvon Martin shooting to the Crucifixion of Christ.
  • Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the “Conservative Cracker Controversy.” “I like Ritz and Toll House Crackers a lot,” Kane explained. “But my real favorite is those oyster crackers you can steal when you carry out a Skyline three-way.”    

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