Daily Archives: June 26, 2013

“Obama’s $100 Million African Vacation” Edition

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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Is This Trip Necessary?

image004Hurley the Historian remembers how this famous poster was part of a government PR campaign between 1941-1945 to convince Americans to cut back on their unnecessary trips, because “Needless Travel interferes with the War Effort.”

But people were more patriotic then, and the idea that the grandchildren of American over-taxed payers would be borrowing $100 Million from the Axis so the Roosevelt Family could take an early summer vacation would’ve never happened.

So will borrowing money from the Chinese for Obama’s $100 Million Family Vacation to Africa this week make it the most expensive presidential trip ever?

“Not to worry,” say all those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Free-Stuff Grabbing Low-Information Obama Supporters, “Just keep that free stuff coming.”

And how weak does America look these days when every time Obama’s Secretary of State John Kerry warns Russia to turn over The Blower’s New Cyber-Spy Columnist Edward Snowden or face Obama’s full fury, and Vladamir Putin says “Nyet?”

Now here’s a surprise: The Senate Amnesty Bill that passed a test with 15 RINOs voting for it is packed with kickbacks, waivers, and Stimulus Spending. No wonder only 28% are wishfully thinking the Feds will ever secure the border if the Amnesty Bill passes.

  • image007ALSO IN WASHINGTON: Whistleblower Supreme Court Reporter Amicus Tadwell says the Supreme Court struck down that obnoxious part of the Voting Rights Act on Tuesday that required nine states and parts of six others to get approval from Obama’s Department of Justice before they could even so much as move a polling location next door or change a single word in their voting laws and regulations. That 5-4 decision struck down a formula for determining which states and cities must get permission from the federal government before any changes in their voting procedures, because 50 years ago they might have discriminated. Predictably, Obama and Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder made speeches, the DemocRAT National Committee used the event to raise money, and Racial Racketeers like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson demonstrated their fake outrage on cue.

Chief Justice John Roberts says SCOTUS will announce its last decisions of the current term on Wednesday, like the long-awaited decisions on the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act and Proposition 8, which both deal with same-sex marriage.

  • OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked it when Jay Leno continued his comedic attacks on the White House Monday. The NBC Tonight Show host said during his opening monologue, “In the middle of all these scandals President Obama got some good news today. The IRS ruled he can write off the first half of his second term as a total loss.”

And you had to love Mick Jagger’s gig Monday night in D.C. During the concert he said, “President Obama couldn’t make it here tonight, but I’m sure he’s listening in.” Do you think he knew it wasn’t a joke?

  • image010RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: At the opening of George Zimmerman’s murder trial, did Trayvon Martin’s father really call a Zimmerman supporter a “Motherfucker” in Court? What a great character witness the so-called victim’s dad is going to make.
  • THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY chose Obama’s “if I had a son, he’d look just like Trayvon.”
  • IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders reports everybody’s talking about that new Quinnipiac University which says Ohio Republican Governor Kasich Taylor’s job approval is at an all-time high. Maybe Ohio’s improved economy (over 32,000 new jobs this month – the most of any state in the nation) might have something to do with it.

In a related story, Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Obama’s disapproval rating hit a post-election high of 49% on Monday. Don’t we ever hear enough of these pointless popularity polls?

  • POLITICS UNUSUAL: Down at Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters, Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP tweeted for Demagogic DemocRAT Ohio Senate Minority Leader Eric Kearney to apologize for calling Republicans’ proposed $2.6 billion tax cut “un-American.”

Meanwhile, that big summertime bash the HCRP had scheduled for tonight has been postponed at the last minute by the disorganizers. Things like this would never have happened if Clean Gene Ruehlman were still alive.

  • image012LOCAL LEGAL UPDATE: That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (Including the Lisa Wells Fan Club) continues to be amused, especially after property at Crazy Eric’s Ohio office was seized by PBJ, LLC to pay a judgment against “JayWalking Joe’s” cousin. The furniture and office equipment included desks, chairs, tables, lamps, credenzas, cabinets, computers, monitors, keyboards, telephones, wall hangings, books, cash, paper, pens, and pencils.
  • image013MAYORAL MADNESS: Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley held a meaningless press conference on Tuesday to urge members of council to vote against the $17.4 million needed to proceed with the Girly Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly in the Budget and Finance Committee meeting later in the day. At Liberal DemocRAT Vice Mayor Roxanne Qualls’ meaningless press conference, Foxy Roxy told The Beav to go to his room, because she (along with Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin, Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback, Yvette Simpson, and Wendell Young) had the five votes needed to piss away that money and a lot more too. It’s a shame Loony Libertarian Jim Berns was out of town. At least he would’ve given away a few marijuana plants.

Among those not surprised by Clowncil’s urinary decision are Republicans for Higher Taxes, who predicted on Sunday the affirmative results of the Monday and Wednesday votes.

Speaking of the leadership lacking at City Hall, the Ohio Association of Police Chiefs says here’s an example of a “not so big” police agency in Perrysburg, Ohio that requires peace officer certification to be an “assistant police chief.” Has anybody seen the requirements for Disgraced and Departed 14 Star Chief Craig’s replacement?

And Just Wondering in Cleves says now that the fourteen star non-police officer chief is finally gone, who paid for his party at Mahogany’s?

  • MELON MADNESS: Our Compassionate Conservative says two Over-the-Rhine guys, one a long time resident and the other a newbie, are starting a “work for play” for the OTR kids. The kids can sign up to weed a vegetable garden, clean up litter, and work to earn points and then get to go to events like a Reds game for FREE. Wonder if the Feckless Fishwrappers will get in there and demand the kids get paid for doing work and the FREE stuff on top of it ’cause they are poor inner-city kids? Will a watermelon patch be included?
  • image015BLUEGRASS BLASTS: For more than 22 years, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo has been the main source of Northern Kentucky News hereabouts. Do you remember the June 25, 1991 Edition (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town)? That’s when our CamBoozler had the scoop on this presidential news item: 
  • IN CLERMONT COUNTY: Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel says many in Clermont County are wondering if there is more information about the new Clermont County Communications Director that hasn’t come out yet. Perhaps they should just ask Annette Meagher why she’s always singing “Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam” all the time.
  • IN ANDERSON: Anderson Trustee Candidate Josh Gerth says the Anderson Township Republican Club including Newtown and Mt. Washington is looking for volunteers to walk the entire parade route through Anderson, Newtown, and Mt. Washington during the Fourth of July Parade. And just think, when you’re done, Ohio’s Second District Podiatrist Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup can check out your smelly feet.
  • PERV WATCH IN MARIEMONT: Be careful who you sit next to at the computers in the Mariemont Library! We saw a middle aged man searching “group sex” at the end computer next to girl watching a music video. He would click from his search screen to Windows screen. The computers are 12 feet from the library desk but a display of new books shields the view from the librarians. Don’t bother calling the cops, because the ACLU says “Perverts are People too.”
  • ANOTHER TOWNSHIP HEARD FROM: Way back in the bowels of The Fishwrap the other day was a small article telling any reader that got that far through the rag that the Forest Green garbage company has been purchased by the big R company of Colerain. Forrest Green has a dump just outside of Colerain Township in Crosby Township. Yes, folks, there really is a Crosby Township, even though no one ever heard about it. Now Crosby can enjoy all the perks of a hometown stinkin’ ass dump. It’s right next to a failed housing development so now any hopes of resurrecting that will be over. Some people get all the luck.
  • image017FINALLY AT YESTERDAY’S BRIBE LUNCH where a politician was trying to get some unsubstantiated rumors about his former wife in The Blower, Charles Foster Kane was asked if he’d seen Nik Wallenda walking across Grand Canyon on a tight rope last week live on the Discovery Channel, and our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher said Whistleblower Faux FaceBook Friend Vivacious Vicki Zwissler had given him a full report.

A notorious Wallenda groupie, Vivacious claims she’s been good friends with Nik and his entire family for the last 16 years, ever since the daredevils’ summer-long performances at Americana Amusement Park.

But The Blower heard our Wyoming City Clown-cilbabe had a bird act at the circus in those days, calling it “Vicki and Her Little Peckered Friends.”


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