Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
- After Obama’s big defeat on gun control and the aftermath of the Boston Bombings, Obama’s weakness is really starting to show. —All Those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Voters Who Are Finally Getting a Taste of the Real World
- Does declaring the War of Terror over that lulled America into a sense of false confidence, not mentioning Radical Islam in his post-arrest speech about that Muslim Terrorist, and telling people not to form opinions about those Murdering Muslims in Boston until the White House decides if they were enemy combatants, prove Obama has his head in the sand on terror or what! —Relatives of Those Innocent Murdered Marathon Watchers
- The religion of Murdering Muslims like Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev “cannot be an issue.” —Jihadists for Peace, Affiliated with the Muslim Brotherhood
Don’t forget: America is partly to blame for “Islamic Rage” behind the Boston Terror Attack. —Tom Brokaw, NBC News- Let’s just compare the victims of the Boston terror attack to the Islamists killed by Israel during their raid on the Gaza Flotilla.—Obama’s Useless French-Looking Secretary of State John Kerry
- Does anybody remember when I said corn syrup was more dangerous than terrorism? —Obama’s Joke Vice President Joe Biden
- Less than a week after the push by DemocRATS for more gun control went down in flames in the Senate, the suspected Boston Marathon bombers ignored gun laws that are already on the books in possessing the firearms they used in shootouts with the police. —Reuters News Agency
I still claim those poor misunderstood yoofs were acting alone. —Boston’s Clueless Mayor Tom Menino- Please don’t ask us why it took us four days to find the Boston bombers, when we had one “on file” already whom we dismissed as being “no threat,” and we’re now hunting a 12-strong terrorist “sleeper cell” linked to Tsarnaev brothers. —The FBI
- Shouldn’t we be asking for answers about that Murdering Muslim’s questioning in 2011? —Republicans in Congress
- Does that mean ObamaCare will pay to nurse the terrorist back to health? —Donald Trump
- And the circumstances behind the Boston Marathon bombing should certainly give lawmakers pause when considering amnesty for illegal immigrants. —Republican Senator Chuck Grassley
- The federal government has covered up the Boston bombing that was actually carried out by Saudi nationals and I have evidence to prove it. —Glen Beck
- Obama’s lame speech for the Boston victims hardly compares with Bush’s appearance at Yankee Stadium after 9/11. —Patriotic Americans
- Obama was shamed into visiting the devastated community of West, Texas, where an explosion at a fertilizer plant five days ago killed 14 – including 11 emergency responders – and wounded approximately 200 people, but he will still have time to attend a DemocRAT National Committee fundraiser in Dallas. —Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard
- As you might expect, we’ll be taking some “extraordinary” steps to reassess and in some cases strengthen our security plans in the aftermath of the Boston Marathon Massacre. —Organizers of Cincinnati’s Flying Pig Marathon
Maybe I could’ve turned in more valid Parking Petition signatures if I hadn’t been campaigning at Drag Bingo Night at the 801 Bar on Duval Street in Key West. —Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns- Thank you for making the Greater Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky Freedom Expo a success! —Cincinnati Tea Partiers
- Please make sure everybody knows about our big meeting tonight to rally support for Tom Zawistowski to be the new Chairman of the Ohio Republican Party. —Anderson Tea Partiers
- Just think, in only two more weeks it’ll be time for voters to approve our stealth tax hike on May 7. —Forrest Gump School District
- Is it OK if I keep my name on my company’s web page, since I still own the place and have all that stationery printed up? —Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced-DemocRAT Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Disbarred in Kentucky, Resigned in Ohio Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley
- The best part about Earth Day is treating everybody like dirt. —Obama Supporters in the Press still whining, complaining, blaming George Bush and the Republicans for everything on Earth and still not coming up with real solutions for any of the problems (real or imaginary) they profess to perceive
Maybe instead of Earth Day yesterday, we should’ve just celebrated “Industrial Revolution Day” instead. —Newt Gingrich- Why’d we change the name of tomorrow’s “Secretary’s Day” holiday to “Administrative Professionals Day?” It was cheaper than giving the gals a raise. —Male Chauvinist Employers of America
- Thursday, on “Take Your Daughter to Work Day During the Obama Recession,” you can always bring your little darling here. —The Unemployment Office
- In Northern Kentucky, everybody’s still celebrating yesterday’s big Earth Day celebration. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
- In honor of Earth Day, we served green bologna to all our guests at the Kenton County Escape Center. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl
On Earth Day, were you still supposed to cut your grass? —Goof Doofus- On Earth Day, was it OK to make love to your sheep? —Gex “Rhymes With Sex” Williams
- On Earth Day, you didn’t have to put money in parking meters, right? —Steve “I’m 5’0, Not 4’11” Mergele
- Here’s our Earth Day joke: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet. —The Lizard Museum
- Never lend geologists money. They consider a million years recent. —Bluegrass Pawn Shops
- For Earth Day, we chose the Kentucky Coal Miners Association’s new slogan: “Earth first, we’ll strip mine the rest of the planets later.” —Quote for Today Committee
- Trish the Dish says in honor of Earth Day she sent all her work-related emails to her “recycle” folder. —TV 19 News
- Sheree Paolello says you can lower the temperature just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius! —Jack Atherton (Still at Channel 22.45 in Dayton in case you missed me)
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