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Wednesday, April 10, 2013

When Leaders Were Leaders

REMEMBERING MRS. THATCHER: Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher is dead, but don’t worry, because Twitter during the Age of Obama is a cesspool of outrage, gloating, and idiots who never knew who she was or how important she was to America and the world during the Reagan Era.
OBAMANOMICS 101: Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Obama had another tough week in a second term filled with bad news and blunders — and he’s only 10 weeks in. While the White House suddenly decided to announce its budget Friday in an effort to suppress the criticism, there was no covering up the disastrous jobless numbers: 90 million Americans out of the workforce, the highest level since 1979; another 663,000 joining the ranks of the long-term unemployed; a measly 88,000 jobs “created.” Meanwhile, Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says only 13% expect reduced spending under that new Obama Budget.
WHAT SEQUESTER? Obama is flying Newtown families on Air Force One to D.C. to serve as props for his latest Anti-Gun Speech. We The OverTaxed Payers will only have to borrow another $180,000 per hour to cover that Air Force One trip.

At the same time, the highly anticipated New York trial of Osama bin Laden’s son-in-law could be delayed because his court-appointed lawyers have been hit by US budget cuts. Is America a great country or what?

Meanwhile, last night’s special White House “celebration” of Memphis soul music marked the tenth time President and Mrs. Obama have been treated to an exclusive Sequester-Free East Room “command performance” of American music featuring major stars, past and present.

And just to let you know, The Blower received its Sequester Survival Pack from the White House. It contained a parachute, an “Obama Hope & Change” bumper sticker, a “Bush’s Fault” poster, a “Blame Boehner” poster, a “Tax the Rich” sign to wave a rallies, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a DemocRAT voter registration card (already filled in), a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up your ass. All directions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.

GHOSTS OF WATERGATE: GOP Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell’s reelection campaign asked the FBI and the U.S. Attorney’s Office on Tuesday to investigate how a magazine obtained a recording of a February strategy session? No wonder the McConnell campaign accused “the Left” of using “Nixonian tactics” by bugging the campaign’s headquarters.
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says The Fishwrap is now seeking a reporter for its Columbus office with at least four years’ experience that includes significant enterprise work, demonstrated ability to break news through sourcing and enterprise, and demonstrated skill in understanding and writing clearly about complex issues. Only diverse candidates need apply.

And it appears that no local law enforcement agency can do its job properly since the Ohio Highway Patrol is everywhere in the County as well in Cincinnati. Can it be that the Highway Patrol wants to become a State Police agency and be real police officers instead of tail light chasers? It seems one of the most serious traffic violations the OHP is pursuing is not having a front license plate on the car. Maybe the OHP should take care of all traffic on the Interstate and leave the roads and streets to the police that are getting paid to patrol those areas.

ALSO IN OHIO: Every time an Ohio newspaper like the Dayton Daily News runs another story about how Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt avoided an order to repay roughly $500,000 that the House Ethics Committee ruled she wrongly accepted in legal fees from a Turkish-American group (like the Toledo Blade did last week), it’s like digging up Dracula’s coffin to drive another stake through her heart.
TEA PARTY UPDATE: This week, every Tea Party organization in Ohio is celebrating because Tea Party Guy Tom Zawistowski announced he was running for Ohio Republican Party Chairman, just like The Blower reported last Wednesday.

Tea Partiers were also cautiously optimistic when they heard rumors that statehouse leadership was planning to remove the $13 billion KasichCare expansion from the governor’s proposed biennial budget. The Blower wants to see the actual proposals, since everybody knows that fight will not end until the final budget is passed in June.

In the March issue of “The Becker Report,” State Rep-tile John Becker was quoted as saying: “The three big issues that I consistently get asked about the most are Medicaid expansion, severance tax, and sales tax expansion. I like to keep my answers simple: hell no, no fracking way, and no sale.”

And in a related story, Liberty Group Leaders in Ohio’s 27th District sent a letter to $tate Rep-tile for $ale Peter $tautberg on Monday, unequivocally stating their objection to Governor Kasich’s willingness to accept debt-financed federal funding for the expansion of the Medicaid program ~ regardless of any repackaging/renaming any such expansion. Additionally, this letter was sent to Peter and all members of the House Finance and Appropriations Committee, on which Peter serves.

RINO-BASHING: Alex T Mall Cop GOP continues to shirk the real responsibilities of a party chairman, such as candidate recruitment, message development and fund-raising, he has created yet another avenue to reward the political zombies who are slavishly devoted to him in the hopes that he will advance their careers for them, without their having to marry into the right political families.Take the latest 40 “Under 40 nominees.” Please. Seems she is still sitting in the chairman’s lap, even if the now-married-again Chairman isn’t taking her to Bengals games anymore.

The Hamilton County RINO Party sent out a special notice to tell people that our own Judge Sylvia “Big Mama” Hendon had been chosen to hear a case on the Ohio Supreme Court today. Curiously, you had to read to the bottom of the attached bio to figure out Her Honor was “JayWalking Joe Deters’” favorite mother-in-law.

SLEAZE MAGNET: Rather than having a First Friday luncheon in April, Chippy Gerhardt is happy to host a private reception at Horseshoe Casino on Friday, April 12th from 5:30-7:30. There’s nothing like a gambling establishment with its promise of fast and loose cash to attract the baser elements of society like prostitutes and politicians.

In a related item, did you ever wonder how WVXU’s Howard Wiltedson earned his reputation for fair and unbiased journalism? Maybe this picture would provide a clue.

THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): In the Cincinnati’s Mayoral Race, both Loony Libertarian Jim Berns and Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley have accepted an invitation to appear at an early May debate sponsored by EmpowerU, whatever the hell that is. The organization says, even if Foxy Roxy doesn’t show up, they’ll still have an empty chair for her.

A person of Consequence we’ll call “Ron” says regardless of your position on who runs the parking situation, if some outfit is willing to pay big bucks for it, they must be expecting to make a profit. So why can’t the city run the parking and rake in the profits themselves?

Republicans for Higher Taxes applaud the hiring of John Deatrick to be the new streetcar project executive director for a mere $188,000 over-taxed payer dollars per year. RFHT believes his primary job duty will be supervising the existing streetcar project manager, who himself spends his days with his thumb up his ass.

Our snitch in the Cincinnati Solicitor’s office still can’t believe the amount of that legal bill Dinsmore sent the Cincinnati City Solicitor’s office for having George Vincent and Hamilton County Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP among that armada of 11 attorneys to do battle with protestors’ attorney Curt Hartman in Judge Winkler’s Courtroom.

When Ditzy DemocRAT Cincinnati Clown-cilwoman Vyette Simpson was on WLW Hate Radio last Friday for 22 minutes, did she really tell Trash Talking Bill Cunningham that citizens do not have the “aptitude” to understand the Parking Deal everybody hates? Does anybody remember when Nancy Pelosi said the reason they had to pass ObamaCare so they’d know what’s in it?

22 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town) Edition #45, which came out on April 8, 1991 with the top ten ways to ease the overcrowding problem at the Hamilton County Injustice Center.
COUNTY CRIME WAVE: This unknown male black is wanted for the investigation of a theft which occurred on 4/01/13 at Family Dollar located at 6134 Colerain Avenue in Green Township. If you can identify this suspect from his grade school graduation picture, please contact Detective Albert Wittich Jr. at the Criminal Investigation Section of the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office Criminal Investigation Section (513) 851-6000 or CRIMESTOPPERS (513) 352-3040. The subject removed a cellular phone from the store.

And this week we were looking for signs of progress on Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston’s new FireJamesCraig.com website. Blogger Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston’s new FireJamesCraig.com website. Maybe The Natester forgot.

ELMWOOD UPDATE: The problem was, those Elmwood Place traffic cameras were automated and there were never any people to confront in court if drivers wanted to contest their tickets. Now they’ve fixed that problem, and the human cameras are on the street.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1933, FDR established the Civilian Conservation Corps (a federally funded organization that put thousands of Americans to work during the Great Depression on projects with environmental benefits), or as Obama would call it, “The good old days.”
NO WONDER OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Oscar Wilde’s “Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.”
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the Nuts in Campbell County led by Nutsy Rogers, Nolan, Coleman, Hermes, and their little Eric Deters Voelker have won the library tax decision. “Little Deters” Voelker wasted no time filing suits in other counties while they all are salivating over possible library closures. Most folks want the taxes to be done right, but this group of Tea Party individuals have once again, gone too far in what might as well be book burning. The Blower has again scooped The Fishwrap with uncovering the quiet move by Congressman Massie to hire Nutsy Rogers as his Director of Military Affairs. This could prove to be costly to Massie, given Nutsy’s antics and work to close libraries. All we can say is WTF?

Elsewhere in sex-scandal-plagued Northern Kentucky University, bimbos got together to compare Scott Eaton stories. One former NKU femme fatal said she didn’t work with that particular letcher, but she did hear he had a twelve-inch tongue.

LEGAL DE-BRIEFS: Yeah, the dead “vice-president and managing attorney” at $tan Che$ley’s office really was a zinger. Did he just “forget” she had died to keep a patina of respectability? $tan should buy a waterfront mansion in Palm Beach and hook up with all the money-chasing bimbos who have never heard of his woes. Life would be good, and he wouldn’t even have to worry about picking up after Judge Susan’s crapping dogs.
FINALLY, at yesterday’s bribe lunch where a politician was seeking to keep an embarrassing item out of The Blower, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was explaining how this year on the Reds telecasts they’ve found a way to commercialize everything that could possibly happen during a baseball game? Every time a Reds pitcher strikes somebody out, they put a big Kroger “K” on the screen (“K” is the baseball symbol for strikeout). Every time a runner winds up on second base, some insurance company gets to mention “doubling your money.” Most appropriately, whenever a player loses the game with a bonehead play, they run a commercial for Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters.

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