Daily Archives: March 3, 2013

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, March 3, 2013

The Blower’s Week in Review

  • image005OBAMA’S NUMBER ONE STUPID TRICK THIS WEEK was when Obama admitted American Families have been getting battered pretty good during the past four years.
  • OBAMA’S NUMBER TWO STUPID TRICK THIS WEEK was when Obama issued his first series of presidential pardons that including one for a man who was convicted of possession of an unregistered firearm, the same crime he’s now seeking to toughen.
  • AND OBAMA’S NUMBER THREE STUPID TRICK THIS WEEK was when Obama asked a reporter for suggestions on how to solve his problems.
  • image007MONDAY in in our Special “It’s Hard to Believe Black History Month Is Almost Over” E-dition, The Blower asked Whitey if he wasn’t feeling guilty enough yet:

Has this been the greatest Black History Month or what? With Obama in the White House, we’re really amazed they’re not calling it “Half-Black History Month.”

No wonder Buckwheat Blackwell and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane are so proud, after WLW Hate Radio’s Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham presented the pair with their coveted 2013 Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards, sponsored by Sambo’s Restaurants, for reminding everybody that not only was Martin Luther King a Republican, but so was Abraham Lincoln, you know— the 16th President of these United States who actually freed the slaves.

And as always, all Racial Healing Items in the Whistleblower (like the one above) have been approved in advance by long-time Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston and Scott Greenwood, Ohio Representative to the National American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) Board, because you never know when some crazy person is going to sue you for something.

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  • image008TUESDAY in our Special Official “Race Card Update” E-dition,The Blower was waiting for Obama to claim Sequester Cuts are racist and “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

 Now that Black History Month is almost over, everybody’s wondering when it’ll be “White History Month.” —Curious Caucasians

What’s the biggest difference between Black History Month and St. Patrick’s Day? On St. Patrick’s Day everybody wants to be Irish. —WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham

Whoever chose February for Black History Month must be a racist, because the month only has 28 days. —Race Baiters at the Congressional Black Congress

Maybe that’s why we chose Rush Limbaugh’s: “Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?” —Your Quote for Today Committee

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  • UntitledWEDNESDAY in our Special “Sequester Fester” E-dition,The Blower said Obama just can’t stop campaigning!:

STOP WORRYING, EVERYBODY: Obama won’t have to worry about his paycheck if the spending sequestration included in the Budget Control Act he signed into law in 2011 begins taking effect this Friday.

And when Obama’s new Secretary of State John Kerry said, “Americans have a right to be stupid,” was he including all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Typical Obama Voters who’ve ensured us all of another 1,424 days during the Dark Ages of America’s Second Term?

REPUBLICAN REACTION: On Tuesday, GOP House Speaker John Boehner told members of the Senate to “get off their ass” and pass a bill to replace the $85 billion in across-the-board spending cuts that will kick in on March 1. Wouldn’t Boehner be surprised if they actually did it? Meanwhile, Republican Senator Ron Johnson from Wisconsin told FOX News if Boehner “caves” and agrees to tax revenues to avoid the sequester, he would lose his speakership, and not a moment too soon.

Monday, Rob Portman was up in Dayton at a staged press conference with members of the armed forces who would be furloughed if the President and Congress don’t reach a compromise this week. Speaking of compromise, doesn’t Portman share some of the blame for these problems after he served as a member of last year’s compromise committee that failed to reach a compromise?

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  • image011THURSDAY, in our Obama’s “Sequester Panic” E-dition, The Blower warned: “RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!”

Obama’s Sequester Monster is Coming!

Is this just another one of Obama’s Scary Spending Cuts Movies? Will Obama’s Sequester Monster finally arrive at midnight when all those Spending Cuts are supposed to kick in? For weeks elected officials have been trying to keep a straight face as they issued the direst warnings imaginable about the impending $85 billion in spending cuts that will devour both the needy and the American way of life in a GOP-powered rampage across the countryside, beginning this Friday.

Obama already released groups of illegal immigrants from custody across the country on Monday at the same time the White House was making its case that impending budget cuts would harm efforts to protect the border and enforce federal immigration laws. Obama called it “Sequestration Liberation.”

Remember: These so-called cuts are only to the projected increase in spending, not to what we’re currently spending.

So, why is the sequester being hyped like it’s the poster boy for a creature double-feature? John Keller at CBS Boston says it’s because the shallow partisans who populate Washington are doing what they do best – playing to their bases, and ideological posturing – instead of what they do worst: negotiating, compromising and governing.

Now Obama’s “Organizing for America Super PAC says “Prepare yourself for job layoffs, reduced access to early education, slower emergency response, slashed health care, and more people living on the street” and .“Let’s all chip in $25 or more to Obama’s grassroots organization that will get the job done.”

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  • image012FRIDAY in our “It May Be a Brand New Month” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Wasn’t the world supposed to end today?”

Whistleblower Political Prognosticator Nostradamus Tadwell says he can’t believe it— the sun actually rose in the east this morning, just like any other day. Thanks to all those Obama Supporters in the Press, Obama’s Sequester Hype was the biggest bunch of bullshit since Mayan Madness, when those “end of the world callers” flooded the NASA switchboard, thousands of cult members were arrested in China, doomsdayers gathered in Australia, and New Yorkers were looking for an end-of-the-world orgy. In Washington, Obama and the DemocRATS were replaying their annual doomsday scenario on the National Debt.

No wonder Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen rates the news media as “Very Trustworthy.”

Every day it looks more like the inmates have taken over the asylum. It’s just what all of those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed, short-attention-span Obama voters truly deserve—four more years of the rancor and ruin of the Divided States of America during Obama’s second term. But people hereabouts have little to worry about.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Mark Twain’s: “When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati, because it’s always twenty years behind the times.”

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  •  image013SATURDAY in our “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “What a difference a year makes!”

NO WONDER ALL THOSE ROMNEY SUPPORTERS ANONYMOUS ARE STILL SO DEPRESSED: Think of how much things have changed since last year on the first Saturday in March when Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders said it was only three more days (and about 427 more robocalls) until Super Duper Tuesday on March 6, 2012, and you could feel the excitement in each one of our 88 counties. All over Ohio, so-called political writers and talking heads on TV were again telling us “It’s the most import Ohio Primary Election in history,” because after all, isn’t our state motto “Ohio, the Gall Bladder of It All?”

Three of the four 2012 Presidential Hopefuls would be flying around the state today looking for votes. Romney, Gingrich, and Santorum would be attending the taping of Fox News’ Huckabee show Saturday at the former DHL facility in Wilmington where more than 8,000 people had lost their jobs when the place closed.

Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney would even be in Cincinnati. Rick’s free event at the Crowne Plaza in Blue Ash was at 9:30 A.M. and “All the Free Ribs You Can Eat with Mitt” began at the Montgomery Inn Boathouse at 6:15 P.M.

image015These events were such a BFD, down at Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters, Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP’s DemocRAT Errand Boy Ashwin Corattiyil even sent out an e-mail to promote both events in the order of their appearance.

Republicans were really happy looking forward with hope and optimism because the GOP had all those great presidential candidates. Any one of them could’ve beaten Obama. We heard that every day. The Blower was even counting down the days until the election. Now we’re looking forward to another “1420 Days of a Divided America during Obama’s Second Term.”

If only somebody had figured on all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span Obama Supporters who are now getting exactly what they voted for. Some people today even call them “Low Information Voters” because of how stupid they are.

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Seediest Kids of All

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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE

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More Politics Unusual

  • image018RECOVERING REPUBLICANS: RINOs in Congress did not cave in before Obama’s Sequester took effect on March 1, to the total amazement of just about everyone.
  • DUMBED-DOWN DEMOCRATS: Congresswoman Maxine Waters claimed “Over 170 Million jobs could be lost” due to Sequester Cuts, while there are only 134 million people working in America.
  • MEDIA MENDACITY: Obama Supporters in the Press are attacking legendary Watergate reporter Bob Woodward for daring to say he was threatened by the White House for reporting the Sequester was Obama’s idea. Maybe the world did come to an end on March 1 after all.
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “President Obama said this week that after four years as president, ‘you realize all the mistakes you’ve made.’ So apparently he DOES watch Fox News.”
  • UNION BLUES: Labor unions were already bargaining with federal government agencies in an attempt to soften the financial blow on federal employees even before $85 billion in spending cuts kicked in.
  • TEA PARTY VICTORY: Tea Party Republicans are crowing about the “sequestration” cuts that began on Friday. “This will be the first significant tea party victory in that we got what we set out to do in changing Washington,” says Kansas Congressman Tim Huelskamp, a Tea Partier who was first elected in 2010.
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Obama’s dreded Sequester has finally arrived, and outside the Beltway, Americans a pretty much yawning about it. 48% of voters think the ObamaCare is more likely to hurt the economy than cutting government spending and most voters (54%) see raising taxes as worse for the nation’s economy than cutting government spending. Payroll taxes have already gone up this year for just about all working Americans.
  • CLOWNS IN CONGRESS: Senate Budget Chairwoman Patty Murray says the D-RATS first budget markup in four years should be ready by March 11. We hope it’ll have been worth the wait.
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN on this date in 1931, President Herbert Hoover signed a congressional act making “The Star-Spangled Banner” the official national anthem of the United States, and nobody’s been able to remember all the words since.

Obama’s Economy

  • image019OBAMANOMICS 101: Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Americans saw their income drop so dramatically in January that it marked the deepest one-month decline in 20 years.
  • WALL STREET WEAK: Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes says the Dow may punch through to a new high in the coming week but important economic reports and news from Europe could decide where it goes from there, since Obama’s Sequester Madness doesn’t seem to be worrying investors one bit.
  • ROMNEYDAMUS WAS RIGHT: When Chris Wallace asks Mitt Romney about Obama’s Sequester on Fox News today,

You’ll hear Romney say “No one can think that that’s been a success for the president. To date, what we’ve seen is the president out campaigning to the American people, doing rallies around the country, flying around the country, and berating Republicans. And blaming and pointing. Now what does that do? That causes the Republicans to retrench and then put up a wall and fight back. It’s a very natural human emotion. The president has the opportunity to lead the nation and to bring Republicans and DemocRATS together. It’s a job he’s got to do, and it’s a job only the president can do.”

More Unresolved Issues

  • G-UNCONTROL: Bluegrass Rifle Association Spokesman Billy Bob Carbine says, “Gun Control Works, if you want to die.” Watch this video.
  • ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: Rush Limbaugh accused Obama of an Impeachable Offense when he punished the country by releasing hordes of illegal immigrants ahead of the sequester, or was it just part of a DemocRAT Illegal Voter Registration Drive?
  • RACIAL HEALING: Arnie from Alexandria’s letter in Tuesday’s Blower about “Hyphenated-Americans” reminded one of our Persons of Consequence about a phone call he’d received from a black woman asking various survey questions about the beer he drinks. When she was finished, she asked his race and he told her “European-American.” She informed him that wasn’t an option and she would just put “White” because I sounded white. He couldn’t help but laugh his ass off. He told her OK that was fair, since he knew she was black. Her exact quote was: “Well let me ax you why you think I’s black?”

Meanwhile, during the dwindling days of Black History Month, Kroger’s, on Vine Street is sponsoring a Black History Quiz with DA BUZZ’s Lincoln Beware. The Mamas must answer a question to spin the game wheel for a chance to win a $500 Kroger gift card. If they miss the questions, you have to give back the baby formula, batteries, pampers and drugs you lifted from Kroger’s shelves!

Buckeye Blues

  • image021IN OHIO: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says you see so many unhyphenated “Kasich Taylor” references on campaign propaganda these days, The Blower will now be using as the Ohio Governor’s real name.
  • VOTER FRAUD IN OHIO: Channel 9 “Substantially True” News says six cases of DemocRAT Voter Fraud are headed to the office of Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe” Deters to be reviewed for possible criminal charges. And we thought Voter Fraud never happened here, at least that’s what our local Obama Supporters in the Press always say.
  • REPTILE REPORT: 45 Tea Party Patriots attended the Angry Anderson Tea Party this week last night and every one of them stayed until the bitter end of the 90-minute meeting, despite a lot of boring stuff about the United Nations, ObamaCare, and fracking (whatever the hell that is). Precincts are being organized, and candidates for Forest Gump School Board were being recruited. Surprisingly, $tate Rep-tile FOR $ALE Pete $tautberg was nowhere to be found. They call it the “$tautberg $yndrome.”
  • PORTMAN’S LEGACY: This week, Rob “Fighting for Filibusters” Portman spoke at the Republican Party Caucasian Lincoln Day Luncheon in Bucyrus (wherever the hell that is). “We need to make cuts by going after waste, fraud and abuse in our federal government,” Portman said.

Regarding failed attempts by Obama and congressional leaders to reach a sequester deal, Portman quoted Abraham Lincoln: “A house divided against itself cannot stand. From within, we are starting to crumble.” What do you want to be The Robmeister is saying the same thing at every speech he gives these days? [WATCH HERE]

  • GAY NEWS UPDATE: Only nine years after approving a ban on same-sex “marriage,” Ohio voters may have to return to the ballot box to defend the measure. Gay advocacy group FreedomOhio claims it will have enough signatures to put a proposition overturning the 2004 ban on the November ballot. And you thought there’d be nothing to vote against in this off-year election.
  • SHAMELESS SOLICITING: Thursday’s edition of The Blower was brought to you by a generous “in-kind” donation during our February fund-raising drive by Acme Temporary Personnel Agency, offering to supply cheap employees to government agencies during the sequester crisis.

‘Round Downtown

  • image022THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): Wednesday was the much anticipated dress rehearsal at the Horseshoe Casino in Over-the-Rhine. Nearly 15,000 people were invited to attend the event that lasted only a few hours. While many local business leaders and politicos were invited to the exclusive event, our snitch in Columbus is reporting that despite all the glamour, pomp and circumstance of the event, there is buzz among the people who were not invited to attend that event and the upcoming black tie gala prior to Monday’s opening that is causing quite a stir. Larcenous Lobbyist and casino peddler Chippy Gerhardt is already being accused of using the dress rehearsal and the black-tie event as a chance to play politics by not inviting certain people to attend the events. We’re told by legislators and other influential people in Columbus that will definitely make things difficult for Chippy’s chums running the casino when they seek certain proposed rule changes in the future.
  • LOONY LIBERTARIANS: Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns says Foxy Roxy Qualls and Nancy Pelosi must be sisters. They both want to pass laws so we can find out what’s in them. Foxy Roxy wants to privatize Cincinnati’s parking and she hasn’t even read the bond document. She wants to agree to a 30-year deal and let the bond company write the contract! Do we really want Roxanne Qualls who thinks the Trolley Folly and the Parking Meter Madness are great ideas to be our next mayor?
  • PUTTING THE SIN IN CINCINNATI: Queen City Streetwalkers Spokesfloozy Sarah Strumpet says prostitutes were not on duty outside the new Horseshoe Casino for Wednesday’s dress rehearsal. The girls need the income. One of them even asked one of her regular Johns for a loan until the Casino opens on Monday and she can get back on her back.
  • image024TEA PARTY PATRIOTS: It was a great day for all patriots in the area when the Cincinnati Tea Party finally decided to grow a pair and stop being a shill for Alex T. Mall Cop GOP and his courthouse hacks. The former Tea Party President, who will go nameless because we will forget him sooner that way, was a shill for Alex because he was told that as long as he used the Tea Party resource to pimp Hamilton County GOP events and hand-selected candidates, he would be allowed to lead the crowd in the Pledge of Allegiance. He was unanimously voted out and “Fair Ball Ann” Becker is now leading the charge. The first order of business will be to boycott and protest at the Hamilton County Lincoln Day because the speaker is ObamaCare-loving Governor Kasich Taylor. (Remember, we changed his name last week because you see an unhyphenated “Kasich Taylor” so often on campaign propaganda these days, you’d almost thing that was the Ohio Governor’s real name.)

All Tea Party members are now encouraged to boycott and protest outside the event. If for some reason, they fell for previous announcements from their shill President and bought a ticket, they are to call Ashwin at GOP headquarters and demand their money back. Do not back down, Patriots! If all Tea Party members demand their money back, the Hamilton County RINO Party they might be able to hold the dinner in the back half of a Skyline.

  • HAMILTON COUNTY RINOS: And did you see our local RINOs’ new slogan (“Organizing to Win The Future”)? it is a combination of OBAMA’s ACORN-refugee, community-organizer campaign thugs (Organizing For America) and OBAMA’s slogan “Winning The Future.” In other words, exactly what your typical New York City DemocRAT operative would conjure up. Alex T. Mall Cop GOP claims he’s organizing the “Buckeye Battalion” to “Win the Future. Alex the Greek, Ash-Traitor and the Princess would be lucky to be able to staff a six-pack of volunteers at this point and, once assembled, wouldn’t be able to organize a two-car funeral.
  • REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES applaud Judge Melissa Powers for refusing to dismiss charges against the Colerain Township man who was arrested for posting a picture on Facebook that included himself, his kid, and a nearby BB gun. If the Judge were to let this one go, she would also have to allow people to post photos of their kid around a swimming pool, car, or beach and that would be even more dangerous. The Colerain Police Department needs higher taxes to ensure they can continue pursuing these kinds of dangerous criminals.
  • FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: We just figured out why Teachers at the Failed Cincinnati Public Schools continue to campaign illegally at over-taxed payer expense: It’s part of the curriculum.
  • CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says many people agree that there should be an investigation as to why preferential treatment is being shown at the Clerk’s Office for Mickey Esposito. Several attorneys say they checked Tracy Winkler’s Hamilton County Clerk of Courts web site and they couldn’t find any record of Mickey’s recent arrest for stealing all that stuff from the Sheriff’s property room.
  • HOW ABOUT THEM REDS?: Typical Reds Rooter Farley Fairweather says Dusty’s boys are really showing what they’re made of during Spring Training this year. The team is already 2-7.

Soreheads in the Suburbs

  • image025IN ANDERSON: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Darryl Parks says you can get your “VOTE NO” signs to show you oppose the Forest Gump School District’s Secret Tax Hike at Salem Hardware. A new shipment has just arrived. But, hurry. They go fast.
  • ALSO IN ANDERSON: The Anderson branch library still hasn’t received its annual supply of IRS 1040 Tax Forms for all those patriotic people who just can’t wait to cheat on their own taxes. But not to worry, you can always pick up whatever forms you need at Ohio’s Second District Congressional Office, at 7954 Beechmont Avenue, directly across the street from the Anderson Tea Party Headquarters, where Congressional staffers will be happy to help you fill out the forms.
  • image027FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH: NoTaxJack says Sequestration hit early in Clearcreek Township when there was nobody at the township building at 8 AM. Also, the building was locked and no one was inside. Boy talk about your cut backs. 

Also from our Northern environs, we wonder how Sheriff Jones and the Butler County Commissioners feel about spending $600,000 in over-taxed payers’ money for 150 signs for the Wayfinding Project. That’s $4,000 a piece!

  • OUR CLERMONT COUNTY CRONY says it was only a year ago this weekend that “Mean Jean” Schmidt was cruising along to re-election without a care in the world, totally oblivious to what the voters had in store for her on “Upset Tuesday,” even though Radio Legend Earl Pitts was back on the air lambasting her and the Highland County Press really run its endorsement of War Hero Brad Wenstrup on the front page after Mean Jean’s News Flack Barrett Brunsman tried to intimidate the publisher into retracting his endorsement of Bronze Star Brad.
  • DRONES OVER DELHI: Former Sheriff Si Leis says if he were still in office, he’d drones flying all over Hamilton County by this time.
  • REPUBLICANS WITH GUNS: The Cincinnati Tea Party doesn’t seem to have another big “Day of Resistance Rally” planned anytime soon for all Second Amendment Supporters, but they still have a page on Facebook where people can waste their time doing all that Facebook stuff.

Meanwhile on the South Shore

  • image031IN CAMPBELL COUNTY: The Recorder has again scooped The Fishwrap and this time it is the Campbell County judge-exec’s race, or kind of. Kevin “Give ‘Em Hell” Sell announced that he was in, filed fund-raising papers, and has kept his platform of job creation, spending cuts in SD1 and TANK, consolidation analysis, and a personal promise to stop the heroin epidemic. Ken “I Change Jobs Every Two

Years” Rechtin (no really, just ask to see his resume) issued a statement about ten days later stating we was going to ask friends and family to help develop his platform and that this race does not need two years of his time (guess he is using some other kind of calendar). So now, current Judge defective Spendery issues his statement that he likes his job so he is sure he will run. You all can do the math on this one.

Meanwhile, the fringe group of Lloyd “Nutsy” Rogers and Tim “One Time Wonder” Nolan are out there putting Brandon “Little Eric Deters” Voelker as another potential candidate for this race. The Blower is predicting that the one with the dirtiest laundry/most baggage has the most to lose in this fiasco.

The Blower has also uncovered some information that seems to indicate that Campbell Circuit Clerk Taunya Delight Nolan (yep, related to the one above) might be requesting finance personnel assistance from the state. Seems she has lost all of her staff that can do that. Over-Taxed Payers will want an answer on this one.

At the same time, new Sheriff Jeff “RINO Killer” Kidwell seems to be building his case for re-election. He has refused his car replacement and issued a media release in support of the second amendment. Oh yeah, “Beanball Jim” Bunning is backing him, so The Blower figures that will seal the deal.

Jim Daley has been appointed by Spendery as the new jailer. Yes, this is the same guy Spendery appointed to be county attorney and now this. The Blower has learned that Spendery also had this guy in mind for Sheriff until the legal department told them they couldn’t do it.

Lastly, it seems Spendery’s attempt to refrain from appointing a constable to Kidwell’s vacant spot may have been legally ruined. The Blower has learned that a potential constable candidate mustered up some technical assistance and found that Kentucky law requires the appointment. Let’s see if the AG gets involved with this one.

  • LEGAL UPDATE: That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) is couldn’t stop snickering after reading Indiana Bureau Chief Hoosier Daddy’s story about Crazy Eric being denied temporary permission to practice law in Indiana in order to represent Michelle Jackson, who was charged with sexual misconduct after being accused of having a sexual relationship with a Dearborn County inmate while serving as a community corrections officer. Maybe Dearborn Circuit Court Judge James D. Humphrey is a Blower subscriber.

Not only that, “Crazy Eric,” who calls himself the BEST lawyer in the area, just showed how inept he really is, when Judge Mallory denied his motion to set aside a default judgment entered against him in that case when he claimed he didn’t have to pay a court reporter he ordered transcripts from. What was Crazy Eric’s excuse? He didn’t know when the hearing was. Why would anyone in his right mind hire such a buffoon?

  • IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders might be on your cyber newsstands, but we can’t show it to you at the moment because somebody forgot to send us the link. But in the meantime, we can all take a peek at The Robster’s official web page, where his picture could stand to be just a little larger. Call him and let him know what you think.

More Political Insight Today

  • image028FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Other folks having a big weekend this time last year were the political writers at The Fishwrap, getting ready for the history-making Ohio Republican Primary. Where are all those people they endorsed today?
  • MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Groucho Marx’s “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.”
  • GOING GALT means buying used or new via secondary markets. Use Craigslist to find new stuff at less than retail… and you pay no taxes into the system.
  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #258 says “Tell a Joke”: Q. What’s the difference between Obamacare and a car battery? A. The car battery has a positive side.
  • image029NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR ODIOUS OCTOGENARIAN , THE BARD OF CLEVES: A little late for Mardi Gras, we just came across his “Lust in My Heart,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.

Want Some Candy, Little Girl?
Fashion says it’s OK
To put young girls’ charms on display
But if you should just touch
I’ll tell you this much
The cops will put you away.

  • FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Sequestration coming closer, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the Sequester Madness that was enveloping the county these days. With all those bargains Obama is telling us his administration is buying with that paltry $85 Billion he now must cut, how about if we keep the Sequestered Programs and get rid of the rest of that $1.7 Trillion a year Obama is blowing on everything else.
  • image031AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

Monday will be the anniversary of The Blower’s “Last Minute Truth Piece” that ran right before Upset Tuesday’s Republican Primary Election and we’ll already counting down the 1,419 days until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.

Tuesday we’ll be reliving the Primary Election Day Debacle, and “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will probably be from people who still haven’t found real jobs after the candidates they worked for lost.

Wednesday The Blower will probably still be gloating, especially over our surprise victory last year.

Thursday will be digging up last year’s Republican Post Mortem, so see the dead will stay buried.

And the first line of Friday’s limerick is: “Government Spending really hasn’t been cut.”

WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.

Link of the Day

Screaming Goat” Version Of Obama’s Dire Sequester Warning

image036Note: We guarantee Blackberry subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

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