Daily Archives: August 29, 2012

Special “Conventional Choices” E-dition

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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Weather or Not, Here We Come

  • Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Tuesday when the storm passed, Republicans in Tampa returned to their rearranged convention schedule. Not to worry, Obama is scheduled to campaign in Charlottesville, Virginia on Wednesday: the day the National Hurricane Center predicts Hurricane Isaac will hit the Gulf Coast. And Hurley the Historian reminds us that today is also the seventh anniversary of the day that Hurricane Katrina made landfall on the Gulf Coast in 2005.

Our Good Friend Bobby Leach says the Pink Pony Nude show Club features over 100 of Tampa Bay’s most sexiest nude dancers – 30 Lap Dance Rooms – Hourly Shower Shows & Hourly Dungeon Exhibitions all under one roof! That sure beats the hell out of a streetcar as a tourist attraction.

That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Will Rogers’ “The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it’s been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.”

  • Meanwhile, Obama Supporters in the Press continue to blow hot air: According to our Cyberalert from our Daily Media Bias Alert intelligence Briefing, ABC’s George Stephanopoulos hyped that political hurricane from Tom Akin. NBC and CBS pounced on Romney’s Birth Certificate ‘Swipe’ at Obama. NBC’s Todd said the Shadow of Bush and Katrina were hanging over the GOP Convention. CNN barely mentioned Romney’s Energy Policy while hyping that Bain Capital “Distraction,” and NBC’s Mormon Hit Piece said that Church was still dealing with the issues of Polygamy and Inequality. Also, Looney Liberal Mark Shields was complaining on PBS that Romney only gave money to Mormon groups and others with whom he had a connection. Imagine that, donating your own money to people and organizations of your own choosing.
  • And wasn’t that “USA Today’s” Greg “No Reportee” Korte we saw on C-Span? The Former Fishwrapper said he could hardly wait for Paul Ryan’s speech tonight so he could misquote him.
  • And with the need to feed all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct, uninformed short-attention-span news viewers for the next “68” days until the November Elections, we’re surprised members of the Blamestream Media weren’t also reporting satirical stories in “The Onion” as facts, like the RNC building a levee out of poor people to protect the convention site, or Republicans condemning Akin’s comments as a blemish on the Party’s otherwise spotless Women’s Rights Record. Best Satirical Videos include GOP Trying To Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive Until November and Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans.

Speaking of Videos, the latest SEALs Video “Bow to Nobody” that ripping Barack O-Bow-Ma was introduced on Tuesday.

  • And why are your so-called major TV Networks only providing a single hour of convention coverage each night? So far candidates have already paid the same TV Networks hundreds of millions of dollars to run their negative ads. The Blower says an hour per night is really crappy.
  • And did you see where Rob “Fighting for Flashcards” Portman was chosen to play the part of Obama in Romney’s debate preparation? The Robmeister has been doing that for decades. Remember that time he had to put on a wig and a dress to be Barbara Bush?
  • Top Romney advisors claim not to know the identity of the “Mystery Speaker” who may address the convention on Thursday night. Breitbart suggests somebody should read Obama’s 2008 Promises from the Podium. Maybe the undisclosed orator is the guy who won the lottery for that backstage pass at the convention for only a $3 donation. Are you sure it won’t be Portman in a dress?
  • Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Northern Kentucky Tea Party Patriots watching the RNC Convention wish Sarah Palin was speaking at the RNC Convention. They also say despite helping Republicans win control of the House in 2010, the Tea Party has taken a more low-key approach during this election cycle. Our Patriots also say if Republicans don’t remember what the planks in the platform represent, you could still see a Third Party in 2016.
  • Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders via a Skype conference call asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how delegates are normally chosen to attend the political conventions. I’m not 100% sure about the Dysfunctional DemocRATS,” Kane explained, “but Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP said his Party’s traditional fair, open, and honest selection process was used to choose our most deserving delegates to the 2012 Republican Convention in Tampa.


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