Daily Archives: June 6, 2012

Special “Patriotic D-Day” E-dition

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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Happy D-Day, Everybody!

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane hopes somebody remembers it.

Remember Former President Bill Clinton’s phony 1994 D-Day Speech on Omaha Beach in Normandy? Maybe Obama could fly over for a photo op today to show how much he cares. 

Instead, our Quote for Today Committee chose Ronald Reagan’s “We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.”

  • Obviously D-Day in 1944 is what we should all remember today, but Hurley the historian says also on this date, in 1949 George Orwell’s “1984” was published. That turned out to be something worth remembering too.

Gentlemen, Start Your Spinning

  • DemocRATS and Republicans were revving up their spin machines all day yesterday waiting for the outcome of Tuesday’s electoral attempt to recall Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker for daring to ask Public Sector Unions and Liberal Freeloaders to pay a small part of their fair share.

Depending on which side you were listening to, Walker’s victory would be either a “Harbinger of Doom” for Obama in only “152” more days, or with the real possibility of defeat looming, Obama Supporters at the Dissociated Press were already saying “it’s a Wisconsin-specific moment, not a national referendum that won’t say much at all about the presidential race in the other 49 states.”  

  • Meanwhile, at last night’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, where everybody was waiting for the latest returns from Racine, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about Obama’s underwhelming show of solidarity with DemocRATS in Wisconsin while he’s been traveling around the country for a host of fundraisers as part of his reelection bid.

“What do you mean?” exclaimed our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher. Didn’t you see Obama’s Tweet at 7:17 PM on the night before the Election? “Now if somehow those Union Goons should happen to win, Obama can always take total credit.”

Another Episode of “I, Barack Hussein Obama, President.”   

  • In our last episode, we compared the meaning of the word I N C O M P E T E N T to some of BHO’s recent actions.  Today, we’re investigating the word I R R E F U T A B L E, which of course has the same number of letters as B A R A C K O B A M A. 

It is I R R E F U T A B L E that BHO attended services for years at the church of known America-hater and Muslim Brotherhood loving Reverend Jeremiah Wright.  As a point of reminder, he was the pastor that suggested “America’s chickens are coming home to roost” regarding the 9-11 attacks just for openers.  Whatever happened to Reverend Wright anyway? Did he develop a severe case of laryngitis or has the media just decided that “he is not a playyha” anymore?  Or, did he receive an offer that he could not otherwise refuse from a Chicago community organizer to just STFU?  He must not be a person of consequence anymore.

 Also: in the book about BHO: “Dreams from My Father,” we’re told of the “good times” back in the home country of Kenya where BHO chowed down on a roasted dog. Not your conventional hot dog, but a real dog hot off the grill. He says it tasted a little like chicken!  And now he and his minions have the temerity to accuse the only Mormon left standing after the Republican primaries of placing his dog in a car carrier on the roof of the family car. Perhaps BHO would have been better off in giving Romney some actual cooking instructions for the dog, something he actually has had experience with, unlike running the greatest nation on the face of the earth into the ground.  

The Cincinnati Mess (You’ll Only Read About in The Blower)

  • The evil duo of Cincinnati City Mangler Dough Boy Honey and mayor Mark Mallory and their city administrators never stop in their efforts to destroy the City of Cincinnati.  Don’t feel sorry for them as they cry budget crisis.  It’s their own doing.

Most recently Kentucky Dough Boy Honey says he plans to plug his projected $34 million city deficit next year by demanding a maximum 6.1 mil tax hike be added to the property taxes of Cincinnati’s over-taxed payers.  That will cause even more Cincinnati property owners to move out of the city to friendlier environs and increase the number of vacant and abandoned property in the city.  That’s outrageous, but typical Dough Boy.  But it won’t affect him.  After he’s done wreaking disaster on Cincinnati, Dough Boy will move his fat ass back to Kentucky, leaving Cincinnati to sit in a pile of rubble and ashes.

Dough Boy and the Girly Mayor should look at their own spending follies and curtail them right now. For instance, their huge Trolley Folly that is draining hundreds of millions of dollars from the city budget. How about that million dollar giveaway the duo so eagerly threw to the mayor’s cousin, deadbeat manipulator Liz Rogers and her husband to start the soul food restaurant Mahogany at the Banks?  You can kiss that million dollars goodbye.

Get rid of the incredibly highly-paid and useless city administrators, such as Dough Boy’s relative Mareskeshia Smith in Fleet Services; that bad joke of an economic development director Odis Jones, who does nothing; the woman who does nothing but check the addition and subtraction on the fire chief’s budgetary matters, and the various spokesbabes who speak for individual city departments.  Institute immediate layoffs of hundreds of city administrator bloated drones.

Sell the city-owned railroad tracks going down to Chattanooga, Tennessee to Norfolk Southern, the railroad which uses the track.  Additionally, sell off and get rid of that mountain of outdated and unused city real estate.

Clean up the more than generous city pension rules that allow millions of dollars to flow out of city coffers each month.  Take away the mayor’s city car and stop his monthly stipends, stop paying his lavish travel expenses and get rid of and retire his aged body guard Scott Johnson who spends his days sitting on his fat ass in the mayor’s office even when the mayor’s not around, which is most of the time.  Blathering old Scott pulls down $90,000-a-year plus expenses, for just sitting around.How about our Nine Fine Clowns on City Clown-cil finally stop their mindless rubber stamp approval of all the mayor’s and Dough Boy’s various delusions? That’s unlikely.

It doesn’t have to be this way, but The Blower says outraged voters will first have to stop these fools while there’s still a City of Cincinnati.

  • Meanwhile, Republicans for Higher Taxes continues to call on City Clown-cil to raise the property tax along with the income tax so the city can avoid making any spending cuts.  They say we need to cut back so the government doesn’t have to. 

Bluegrass Back Pats

  • Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says sometimes Bitch McConnell doesn’t get enough credit, like when Kentucky’s U.S. Senate Minority Leader shot down Dishonest DemocRAT accusations that Republicans want the economy to fail.

“It’s been suggested by some on the president’s economic team that Republicans are rooting for failure,” McConnell said on Monday. “That is utterly preposterous. If Republicans wanted failure we would support this president’s misguided policies.”

Is that a great zinger or what?

 REMEMBERING D-DAY HOT LINE

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Some patriotic items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally patriotic subscribers. 

Patriotic Link of the Day

What being part of the D-Day Invasion might have been like

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